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By Lakshmi.Septroth 2009-02-02 09:25:04
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i gota add some of these to that now there great
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By Midgardsormr.Katashuro 2009-02-02 09:37:31
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Also from Chasym's song:

DRK: Atleast we are not DRG's!
Server: Sylph
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By Sylph.Hitetsu 2009-02-02 09:38:40
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not a drk joke, but i found it a while back >.> not sure where

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By Hades.Ganesha 2009-02-02 11:13:21
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Anye said:
Ganesha said:
WHM's wear protection.*


Tarutaru WHM = Waddling condoms ftw!!!!! <3

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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-02-02 11:19:11
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DRK is a good DD.

Have I won the thread yet? :3
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By Bahamut.Raenryong 2009-02-02 11:32:00
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DRK is an incredibly powerful DD and one of the most accurate DDs in the game <_< this stigma is ye olde.
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By Fairy.Raikan 2009-02-02 11:38:16
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Did somebody mention the Dark Knight song?

There you go :)
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By Bahamut.Evilswine 2009-02-02 11:44:10
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today i heard this (DRG but its funny):

Life is like a DRG: no matter how much money you put in, it still sucks
Server: Cerberus
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By Cerberus.Havocin 2009-02-02 13:03:22
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"Dad wishes he was a beastmaster so he could charm mom's kitty and finally get some."

"Mom must be a dragoon because she likes to jump dad's polearm and make him warcry"

"Mom must be a white mage because she always saying how hard it is to Raise dad's little friend."

there's some i heard in the ls hope someone finds them funny
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Server: Phoenix
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By Phoenix.Serveroz 2021-06-02 16:41:17
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Midgardsormr.Katashuro said: »
DRK: Atleast we are not DRG's!

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By Trillium 2021-06-05 11:51:00
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What do you call a war with all the REMA? A Savage Blunder

If a BRD sings in Odyssey and everyone has already run off, does it make a sound?

I suppose I should think of a DRK one...

What do you call a DRK that as finally seen the light? Cecil the PLD...

k I'll see myself out.
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By Asura.Mims 2021-06-05 13:21:18
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Trillium said: »
What do you call a DRK that as finally seen the light?
I would have gone with Flashed and missing like its 2004, but that works too
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By Leviathan.Andret 2021-06-05 13:43:59
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This is not really a joke but more or less a conversation of sorts. I was playing Mnk lv60 back and I had a Drk LS friend about lv42.

The Drk complained in the LS "I miss too much! The fight ended before I could even hit anything!"

A chorus of "Play Rng" or something similar popped up. Eager to educate this noob Drk, I chipped in "Stack DEX. Dex increases accuracy."

Like finding a rescue boat in the sea, the Drk grabbed on to it "What do you mean? Dex increase my accuracy? Shouldn't accuracy increase accuracy?"

"No! Dex increases your accuracy by 2! Every Dex is 2 times the accuracy!" Sounding like a true believer even though I was pretty noob myself at lv60-something.

So our hapless Drk blew all of his gil on Leaping Boots and HQ Dex rings and equipped himself like a glorious king. The result was... unknown. It's not like he had a parser or anything to know if his whiffing rate was any different because he only attacked like 5-6 times in a fight anyways.

It wasn't until sometime later when our blunt and not-so-bright LS leader checked the noob Drk and said "Why did you spend money on HQ Dex rings and Leaping Boots? Sniper rings are better! 2 Dex is only 1 accuracy"

If the Drk could take a hit at me at the time, I think he would have. Not like he could hit anything with his all Dex setup.