Player Warning: Jaerik

I never knew that!!! it makes sense now.

Jaerik is the e-police and I am the e-troll :D

we match perfectly.
so we are married.

how else do you think he knows which thread is being destroyed to a point that needs a lock!?

>.> thanks for the link..needed something like that. :3

:D

Wow, that site's kinda dangerous. ;_; For those using the calendar to avoid pregnancy, it makes it sound like during menses it is impossible to get pregnant.

In reality, there is a lot of difference in ovulation amongst women, and it is the timing of the release of the egg that determines the possibility of pregnancy not the onset or conclusion of the menstrual cycle...

http://www.wisegeek.com/can-women-get-pregnant-during-menstruation.htm

Oh, sorry, and I heard Jaerik once ran off with all of Scragg's relics. That's just low.

holy ***you all look similar o.O..or maybe I have been drinking to much tonight idk

So I logged on and realized i need a freaking bronze piece :(

Not even close, Darki is way more awesomesauce.
And if you disagree, shut up and eat a damn

I don't disagree I think darki is more awesome...but even if I did I wouldn't eat that sandwich mayo is disgusting...the ham looks like it's made with biproducts ...the tomatoe and lettuce are ok..and not a big fan of american cheese..and of course the bread is fine to ..over all your sandwich sucks

well you can regulate the calendar fitting to your days and when you ovulate, you need to be really straight with the days and know exacly your timing so you can place it there.

it isn't completely accurate but it really helps. I followed up the calendar and it worked for me pretty well, It said exacly when i was going to get my period and got it accurately most of the time. I advice girls that use it to still protect themselves, it's good for once in a while not wearing a hat :) but still pull out.


btw you CAN get pregnant during your period if the egg is still there or you release it while mestruating.

you can get pregnant anytime honestly lol
thats the magic of life. you never know when you are holding a little egg waiting to be fertilized :P

thats basicly how it happened to me.

i have more boobs.
she obviously has paper stuffed on her bras to make them look bigger.

Can't see your boobs very well.

they are hiding in my babys mouth.

me either :(

She definitely has more boobs than that.

The baby will hog it for at least a good 3 months if he is greedy, just like me.

You can hang off her other boob that way they stay even.

Jesus *** christ Get of jaerik's balls He ain't going to give you a bar of any kind.

YES HE WILL
goawaitroll.

First he gave you teh baby and next it must be a bar.

A crowbar, upside the head.

Sorry hick a crowbar up your ***? I did not hear clearly?

I'd rather be a hick, than someone suffering from schizophrenia.

Gay schizophrenia*

he shits crowbars because he eats his high fiber cereal every day.

xD

loool

JAERIK TOUCHES MY NO-NO PLACES!!!