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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 00:50:13
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Lol, yup... but it was so worth it. I had tears rolling down my cheeks afterwards. Literally, I laughed so hard my cheeks were sore. Fayetteville is a land of wonders man. It's like Disneyworld for deviant people. Oh, and crackies.

Well in my town we have a guy who thinks he's a bee... We have a crazy guy who still thinks he's in Vietnam (Crazy guy from the US) and a paedophile who looks like a duck.

Good old wales XD
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2010-08-15 00:50:13
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/dances
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:50:21
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Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.

I am not serious... but he was annoying me.

for cereal?
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By Phoenix.Darki 2010-08-15 00:50:59
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My fiancé told me a story about someone he was in bootcamp with. The whole lot of people were woken up in the middle of the night by screaming.

Turns out some dude had done the base hooker without a rubber. He was pouring rubbing alcohol on his willy.
??? what why would he do that o.o
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:51:37
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My fiancé told me a story about someone he was in bootcamp with. The whole lot of people were woken up in the middle of the night by screaming.

Turns out some dude had done the base hooker without a rubber. He was pouring rubbing alcohol on his willy.
??? what why would he do that o.o

Alcohol is bad mmmk?
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:51:52
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... :| ouch lol. That ain't gonna fix it buddy!

And I thought Wales was pretty mellow. I musta been wrong lol. We lived outside Edinburgh, had a crazy guy that I swear was dating his sheep... Not like having sex with them, (although that probably happened...) but he would like, woo them and pet them and talk to them like they were dating. Was really disturbing.
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2010-08-15 00:53:41
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Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Bahamut.Stanflame said:
Fenrir.Atrios said:
Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.

I am not serious... but he was annoying me.

for cereal?

for cereal, lol.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:54:09
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Bahamut.Stanflame said:
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Bahamut.Stanflame said:
Fenrir.Atrios said:
Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.

I am not serious... but he was annoying me.

for cereal?

for cereal, lol.


I loves me some cereal.
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2010-08-15 00:54:39
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Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
Unicorn.Roxanna said:
My fiancé told me a story about someone he was in bootcamp with. The whole lot of people were woken up in the middle of the night by screaming.

Turns out some dude had done the base hooker without a rubber. He was pouring rubbing alcohol on his willy.
??? what why would he do that o.o

Alcohol is bad mmmk?

he was afraid of getting a std.
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:55:39
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/em imagines a candlelight dinner for two. Just him and a sheep...



"You wanna skip dinner and go straight for dessert? I've been a baaaaaaaad boy." ... I could totally imagine that.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 01:00:58
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/em imagines a candlelight dinner for two. Just him and a sheep...



"You wanna skip dinner and go straight for dessert? I've been a baaaaaaaad boy." ... I could totally imagine that.

GDI you killed it!
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 01:01:25
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Apparently I did. But hey! at least the pissing contest is over!?
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 01:02:16
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Apparently I did. But hey! at least the pissing contest is over!?

Don't count your chickens.


I kid, I kid. I've got better things to do and anything that needs to be said can been done outside of the forums and through Email.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 01:02:47
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Apparently I did. But hey! at least the pissing contest is over!?

/pees
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2010-08-15 01:03:09
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Bahamut.Stanflame said:
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/dances
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 01:04:21
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Bahamut.Stanflame said:
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/dances
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 01:04:56
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They're just so ... HAPPY! I feel like dancing now. But I'm sure the moment will pass :|
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 01:05:43
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
They're just so ... HAPPY! I feel like dancing now. But I'm sure the moment will pass :|

CaramellDansen is Small time brah!

Dance to all your base can belong to us, then you're a real man!
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 01:06:07
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/dances
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 01:08:50
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
They're just so ... HAPPY! I feel like dancing now. But I'm sure the moment will pass :|

CaramellDansen is Small time brah!

Dance to all your base can belong to us, then you're a real man!

I dunno how manly I can feel dancing with my *** shaking back and forth with my hands like ears on my head... But I'll do it!

It's like tying your shirt in a knot and asking "Does this shirt make me look gay?"

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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 01:10:38
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
They're just so ... HAPPY! I feel like dancing now. But I'm sure the moment will pass :|

CaramellDansen is Small time brah!

Dance to all your base can belong to us, then you're a real man!

I dunno how manly I can feel dancing with my *** shaking back and forth with my hands like ears on my head... But I'll do it!

It's like tying your shirt in a knot and asking "Does this shirt make me look gay?"


I thought that was fashion at the moment! Oh god-
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By Fairy.Heillon 2010-08-15 01:10:51
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
They're just so ... HAPPY! I feel like dancing now. But I'm sure the moment will pass :|

CaramellDansen is Small time brah!

Dance to all your base can belong to us, then you're a real man!

I dunno how manly I can feel dancing with my *** shaking back and forth with my hands like ears on my head... But I'll do it!

It's like tying your shirt in a knot and asking "Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Dancing's not supposed to be manly...
Oh wait.
This one's badass. :3
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2010-08-15 01:12:03
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Unicorn.Roxanna said:
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/dances
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 01:13:40
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Odin is a pretty manly fkr....

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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 01:14:07
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Uhh... I'd bust my *** trying to dance like that lol.


You guys ever seen Madd Chadd? That guy looks completely badass when he's dancing. Saw him on Hulu when I was bored...
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 01:15:08
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Odin is a pretty manly fkr....



Oh lord... he looks like an 8 foot tall *** :| Not that there is anything wrong with medieval armor wearing 8 foot tall *** that could kick my *** or anything!
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By Fairy.Heillon 2010-08-15 01:16:54
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Odin is a pretty manly fkr....



Oh lord... he looks like an 8 foot tall *** :| Not that there is anything wrong with medieval armor wearing 8 foot tall *** that could kick my *** or anything!
>.>
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 01:18:57
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 01:21:00
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I respect anyones decision to be an 8 foot tall transsexual who enjoys wearing medieval armor and dancing. Because frankly, I just don't think I could pull it off. I don't have the hips for it really.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 01:21:06
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
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Odin is gonna come get you while you sleep.
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