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 Phoenix.Mogue
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By Phoenix.Mogue 2010-08-14 22:46:31
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Bahamut.Stanflame said:
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Not appropriate? please shut up and get out of here, nothing has changed nothing will change, you blind, cultish, for the future gen follower, etc what ever.

Go away, do not have kids, because I would not want to see your gene pool in existence let it end with you. If you have other family members tell them not to either.

:O?


Nice that is you
I'm not the one bringing the special-ed angry.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-14 22:46:36
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Bahamut.Stanflame said:
Phoenix.Mogue said:
Bahamut.Stanflame said:
Not appropriate? please shut up and get out of here, nothing has changed nothing will change, you blind, cultish, for the future gen follower, etc what ever.

Go away, do not have kids, because I would not want to see your gene pool in existence let it end with you. If you have other family members tell them not to either.

:O?


Nice that is you

Nice complex retort there. 'no u'

You are so stupid, lol remember when you said you were smart?
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-14 23:49:05
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Pages of Stan and Flion stuff

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! /tablefliprage!



Also, Jaerik stole our virginity. That's right... everyones.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-14 23:59:25
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
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Pages of Stan and Flion stuff

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! /tablefliprage!



Also, Jaerik stole our virginity. That's right... everyones.

Fixed that for you :-)
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:00:06
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Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
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Pages of Stan and Flion stuff

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! /tablefliprage!



Also, Jaerik stole our virginity. That's right... everyones.

Fixed that for you :-)

Lol, much better, thank you! :D
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:03:17
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
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Pages of Stan and Flion stuff

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! /tablefliprage!



Also, Jaerik stole our virginity. That's right... everyones.

Fixed that for you :-)

Lol, much better, thank you! :D

No problem!

Now, back to Flion vs. Everybody Else on ffxiah.com!
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 00:03:56
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Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
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Pages of Stan and Flion stuff

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! /tablefliprage!



Also, Jaerik stole our virginity. That's right... everyones.

Fixed that for you :-)

Lol, much better, thank you! :D

No problem!

Now, back to Flion vs. Everybody Else on ffxiah.com!

No, only Stan. The rest of Y'all are small time.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:09:53
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Quote:
Pages of Stan and Flion stuff

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! /tablefliprage!



Also, Jaerik stole our virginity. That's right... everyones.

Fixed that for you :-)

Lol, much better, thank you! :D

No problem!

Now, back to Flion vs. Everybody Else on ffxiah.com!

No, only Stan. The rest of Y'all are small time.

lulz.


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By Fenrir.Atrios 2010-08-15 00:13:03
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Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:14:32
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Poor Jaerik/Thesummoner is probably rolling in his grave after seeing what happened to this thread!
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:18:09
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Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.

Wait... we're talking about his *** now?
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:19:21
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Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Fenrir.Atrios said:
Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.

Wait... we're talking about his *** now?


Quit feeding the trolls. Eventually they'll start stealing picnic baskets from campers and we'll have to put em down. Like the ranger did with Yogi and BooBoo.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:23:57
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Fenrir.Atrios said:
Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.

Wait... we're talking about his *** now?


Quit feeding the trolls. Eventually they'll start stealing picnic baskets from campers and we'll have to put em down. Like the ranger did with Yogi and BooBoo.

But.... trolls get hungry too! ; . ;

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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:28:16
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Yeah, they do get hungry... but eventually they kinda just eat other trolls. And they keep eating other trolls til only one highlander is left...










There can be only one.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:30:44
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Yeah, they do get hungry... but eventually they kinda just eat other trolls. And they keep eating other trolls til only one highlander is left...










There can be only one.


And that is Jaerik.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 00:31:32
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Yeah, they do get hungry... but eventually they kinda just eat other trolls. And they keep eating other trolls til only one highlander is left...










There can be only one.

It's me guys.

Every meal gives me new trolling powers.
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:34:51
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lol, wasn't this thread about Jaerik and how he was terribad at ffxi? I think that's what it started as. Lemme see...


Jaerik hates maple syrup and by extension, Canada. Discuss.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 00:35:26
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
lol, wasn't this thread about Jaerik and how he was terribad at ffxi? I think that's what it started as. Lemme see...


Jaerik hates maple syrup and by extension, Canada. Discuss.

I heard it's because Spence keeps sending him strip-o-grams... and not the good kind...
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By chichi 2010-08-15 00:37:13
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don't *** with canada
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:40:28
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chichi said:
don't *** with canada

lol.

And yeah, Spence keeps sending us all nip shots. It's kinda creepy and kinda flattering at the same time. Like when a hooker follows you down a dark alley without getting paid...
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 00:41:22
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
chichi said:
don't *** with canada

lol.

And yeah, Spence keeps sending us all nip shots. It's kinda creepy and kinda flattering at the same time. Like when a hooker follows you down a dark alley without getting paid...

Lol...

I don't think I've ever had that happen to me... that's why you should take the hookers legs once you're done so they can't follow and shank you!
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:42:39
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Hooker + Troll =



?
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:43:58
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:O speaking of which... Storytime!

I went to visit a friend once at Fort Bragg. He told me about a one-legged hooker in the area. So of course, I had to go out and look for her. Sure enough, he wasn't kidding... We flagged her over and watched her hop to the car... and drove off when she got close. I'm a terrible person, but I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard.


Good times... good times.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 00:44:40
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
:O speaking of which... Storytime!

I went to visit a friend once at Fort Bragg. He told me about a one-legged hooker in the area. So of course, I had to go out and look for her. Sure enough, he wasn't kidding... We flagged her over and watched her hop to the car... and drove off when she got close. I'm a terrible person, but I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard.


Good times... good times.

Oh god... Was she hopping? I couldn't have done it man...
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:44:42
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Unicorn.Roxanna said:
Hooker + Troll =



?

Eh... needs moar track marks and smeared makeup, but pretty close ^^
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:45:38
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
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:O speaking of which... Storytime!

I went to visit a friend once at Fort Bragg. He told me about a one-legged hooker in the area. So of course, I had to go out and look for her. Sure enough, he wasn't kidding... We flagged her over and watched her hop to the car... and drove off when she got close. I'm a terrible person, but I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard.


Good times... good times.

Oh god... Was she hopping? I couldn't have done it man...

Yes, she was hopping over... She was standing leaned up against a building when we saw her. My face was so red from holding in my laughter, I couldn't see straight.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2010-08-15 00:46:44
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Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
:O speaking of which... Storytime!

I went to visit a friend once at Fort Bragg. He told me about a one-legged hooker in the area. So of course, I had to go out and look for her. Sure enough, he wasn't kidding... We flagged her over and watched her hop to the car... and drove off when she got close. I'm a terrible person, but I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard.


Good times... good times.

Oh god... Was she hopping? I couldn't have done it man...

Yes, she was hopping over... She was standing leaned up against a building when we saw her. My face was so red from holding in my laughter, I couldn't see straight.

:O It's like that laughter... It's so funny at the time, but you have a 3 hour shower once you realise that you're going directly to hell XD
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-15 00:48:52
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Lol, yup... but it was so worth it. I had tears rolling down my cheeks afterwards. Literally, I laughed so hard my cheeks were sore. Fayetteville is a land of wonders man. It's like Disneyworld for deviant people. Oh, and crackies.
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By Bahamut.Stanflame 2010-08-15 00:49:37
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Fenrir.Atrios said:
Stannnnn, ffs, has it not occurred to you yet that Flion's (a ***) not calm nor cool?! He's laughing his *** off at you. <_< Hell I'm not even sure if you're serious anymore or just screwing around here.

I am not serious... but he was annoying me.
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By Unicorn.Roxanna 2010-08-15 00:49:49
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My fiancé told me a story about someone he was in bootcamp with. The whole lot of people were woken up in the middle of the night by screaming.

Turns out some dude had done the base hooker without a rubber. He was pouring rubbing alcohol on his willy.
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