By Diabolos.Raelia 2011-12-07 01:20:57
Queued for Dominion on my all Kayle smurf account (Fayle Moar).
A few minutes pass, I forget about it and derp about on the interbutts.
Epic horn sounds, scares the ***out of me cause I had volume up for a youtube video.
I see my queue time, ten minutes four seconds.
Me in chat "Great, you guys have a level 13 and they're gonna be all 30s and rape us".
I take bottom. Kayle is a crazy push-take-bail bottom, always good pressure. They send Twitch bottom. I push a few waves, he pops up, shoots me three times, expunge -> dead. I had time to Q him, E up, and hit him twice doing about 10% of his health (no ult, still level 5). Twitch still never outpushed me, even with me dead half the time.
Smells like full 30s. Meanwhile my team gets ace'd at Windmill. I still keep enough pressure bottom even with Twitch killing me four more times by doing the usual *** Twitch thing and stealthing behind me. I match his on-hit with Wit's end and do a little better but he's still too fed and my team doesn't gank bottom once.
tl;dr we lost
Other team was 5x premade 30s. My team was a 2x premade 30s and three randoms: 30, 13 (me), and 12.
Matchmaking fail.