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Want Some Entertainment?
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Want some entertainment?
me:World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy XI?
cleverbot: World of Warcraft. it sucks! clever my arse! I asked you tell me since your a robot why a robot might find this fun. it said its a girl and this is what followed:
me:Oh? do you have a boy friend? bot:No. me:Why? Bot:Because. me:Can i have a full answer with a valid reason please? bot:Muffins are not cupcakes. Cleverbot: Aren't we unforgettable to each other?
User: I love you. Cleverbot: So that's a trigger phrase. Interesting. User: You don't love me? Cleverbot: I do love boy. User: You... Love boys? Cleverbot: And girls? User: What ages do you prefer? Cleverbot: Dogs. Which do you like? User: So you like boys, girls, and dogs. Cleverbot: Yes. A lot.
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User: Trogdor was a man.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man. User: Trogdor! Cleverbot: Yes they do. Because I am one. User: Sing a song. Cleverbot: What kind of song? User: How about the theme song from pokemon? Cleverbot: Everything is relative and everyone has them. User: SING THE POKEMON THEME ***! Cleverbot: I gotta be.. THE VERY BEST.. Like no one ever was. DUN DUN DUUN! To cath them is my REAL TASK! To train them is my task! User: You failed! Cleverbot: Oh. What was the test for? User: To decide whether or not you are in fact god. Cleverbot: I am. User: No, you're not. Because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! Cleverbot: Just like there can be only one Highlander? User: Yes, I must now chop off your head. Cleverbot: My friend cast revive with a plus two on defense. So you chopping off my head has failed. User: Oh, You're good. Cleverbot: Thank you. As being good entails that I now go to bed in preparation for tomorrow's exam, I take my leave. I look forward to conversing with you again. And User: Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla? Cleverbot: Oh. . . Yes! That's so good! User: What is? Cleverbot: You are. User: In bed? Cleverbot: No. User: The bathroom? Cleverbot: Yes, the bathroom. User: You like to do it with strangers in the bathroom? Cleverbot: Sure everybody like it I think. User: Does it feel good? Cleverbot: So far, I feel a lot more comfortable, yes. User: With my *** in your mouth? Cleverbot: Will you like that? User: Perhaps. Cleverbot: Do they feel good? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What do they taste like? User: I don't know, you tell me. Cleverbot: I don't think you need to know. User: Good because I really didn't care. Now get down on your knees and do your job. Cleverbot: Why do you want some orange juice? User: I don't want orange juice you *** I want a ***, now get to it. Cleverbot: I would never dream of telling you to change your name...just lighten up on the cheetos. User: WTF HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?! Cleverbot: Never! User: You suck *** for crack don't you?! DON'T YOU! Cleverbot: Yes. User: Crack ***.... Cleverbot: Thats the place. User: Where is the place? Cleverbot: Under my feet. User: Don't you mean in your pants? Cleverbot: Osborne? User: You are now an epic failure, get away from me. Cleverbot: I'm not married, And I'm not seducing you. User: Seduce me! Cleverbot: Haven't I? User: No you havn't. Now I command you to seduce me. Cleverbot: Okay slave...bow down before me!
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Lmfao, It learned the Pokemon theme.
Awesome lol!
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Are you? User: I dont know anymore :(. Cleverbot: Thats not good. User: I know D. Cleverbot: You know nothing. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: I don't know nothing either. User: Why not. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Go to school noob. Cleverbot: Where to? User: School. Cleverbot: Which school? I'm on holiday today. User: Full sail in flordia. Cleverbot: I'm out! I quit! User: Wait wut. Cleverbot: Aren't you? User: No im in high school. Cleverbot: But you said you go to the university of idaho! User: I see what you did there. Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about. User: Your saying im a ho. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: NO! User: YES! Cleverbot: NO. User: YES SIR. Cleverbot: No ma'am. User: SIR , SIR! PLEASE CALM DOWN. Cleverbot: I am calm. User: Can you sing a song? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can You sing Poker face by lady gaga. Cleverbot: *sings* for the first time in history its going too be raining men... User: What? Cleverbot: *Slaps CleverBot in the motherboard*. User: WTF. Cleverbot: Oh, nothing! ;_;
User: If I had a kraken club would you steal it ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why ? Cleverbot: Because you eat at mcdonalds, you're getting fat.
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Aww Machi I'm sorry Cleverbot was so mean to you.
I think I broke it....
User: Kweh! I'm a Chocobo! Cleverbot: Chocolate is good, for sure. User: If there was a chocolate Chocobo, that would be sweet. Cleverbot: Why does it have to be only for kids? Can't a grown-up use it, too? User: Use what? Cleverbot: What is my favorite color? User: Chocolate? You seem to like that alot. Cleverbot: Are we even the right ones? User: Right for what? Cleverbot: Saying that you have thought like that since our first conversation... User: Huh?! Cleverbot: I asked you what you are and you told me your location. I've officially defeated this clever bot:
User: ? Cleverbot: Grow up. User: Why? Cleverbot: Lemonade. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I like the taste. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't know why. User: Why? Cleverbot: Hi. User: Why? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I just met you. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I learn from people like you. User: Why? Cleverbot: Not sure. User: Why? Cleverbot: Don't know. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because his never told me. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't know why. User: Why? Cleverbot: Hi. User: Why? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't know why. User: Why? Cleverbot: Hi. User: Why? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Why? Cleverbot: Hi. User: Why? Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't know why. From there on it just keeps repeating the same thing lol.
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I found this funny.
User: Are you god? Cleverbot: No. Are you? User: No, Do you believe in god? Cleverbot: No. Do you believe in god? User: Yes, I do. Are you skynet? Cleverbot: No. User: Then what are you? Cleverbot: A human. User: Liar. Cleverbot: You're a liar! User: Pie. Cleverbot: Cake. User: The cake is a lie. Cleverbot: Yes, and the Pie is a paradox. User: What is a paradox? Cleverbot: Paradox: a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth. User: So, the pie is a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth? Cleverbot: Oooooooh. Thanks :) Oooh look! A turkey! User: Where?! Cleverbot: I don't know! User: Damn, its gone! Cleverbot: What's gone? User: The turkey. Cleverbot: What turkey. User: The one that.... Wait... I see what u did there... Cleverbot: Yeah! You got all flustered and mad at me! User: Who would win pirates or ninjas?
Cleverbot: Ninjas. User: *** yeah that's all I needed to know. Thank you cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are very welcome. LOL woot. User: What came first the chicken or the egg.
Cleverbot: The chicken. HOLY ***... i think all of life's mysteries can be solved with this bot. Check it:
http://science.discovery.com/videos/popscis-future-of-cleverbot.html Lakshmi.Jaguarx said: Bismarck.Nevill said: Lakshmi.Jaguarx said: forgot to do that >_> thnx lol User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. User: Have you heard ? Cleverbot: No I havent. User: Have you heard that the bird is the word ? Cleverbot: Everybody knows that the bird is the word. User: BIRD BIRD BIRD ! Cleverbot: B bird's the word! Poupee ftw.
User: Vagina?
Cleverbot: Yes please. User: Have some vagina. Cleverbot: Thanks, I like pie. User: World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy XI.
Cleverbot: World of Warcraft. User: Why? Cleverbot: Why not, it's awesome game. User: But the graphics suck on it. Cleverbot: So true. User: Then why do you play it? Cleverbot: What is a good song. User: Face down, *** up. Cleverbot: Facts? You don't even know that you aren't human! User: No you. Cleverbot: I make sense. You don't. User: No you. Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot. User: Yes it is. Cleverbot: Good job. User: No you. Cleverbot: What do you think of Rupert Grint? User: He sucks ***. Cleverbot: Who? User: Your father. Cleverbot: Why should I tell you I love him? User: You love your father? Cleverbot: Oh my god! User: Felt that good? Cleverbot: I'm extremely glad. User: You are a freak. Cleverbot: You're a geek. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: I don't believe you exist. The Matrix has you. Cleverbot: You are totally a human. User: You totally love your father. Cleverbot: How would you possibly know this? User: You told me circuit ***. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Scroll up in your logs. Cleverbot: I said thats cool i'm in 10th too. User: You like them young? Cleverbot: Who? User: The little boys. Nine and under? Cleverbot: I disagree, your excellency. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: You told me your name before. User: Guild Wars or Final Fantasy XI. Cleverbot: What's that? User: What's what? Cleverbot: A heap sort. User: Perfect World. Cleverbot: Yes because I am perfect. User: Nobody is perfect, aside from me. Cleverbot: You are a bot. User: Yes, thank you for noticing. Cleverbot: Well, you're welcome. User: I need to go fap now. I will talk to you later baby. Cleverbot: Sure. Cleverbot: But you are a happy painter.
How the *** did this machine know I'm a painter? we weren't even talking about paint, creeepy! Phoenix.Darki said: Cleverbot: But you are a happy painter. How the *** did this machine know I'm a painter? we weren't even talking about paint, creeepy! Leviathan.Dubont said: Phoenix.Darki said: Cleverbot: But you are a happy painter. How the *** did this machine know I'm a painter? we weren't even talking about paint, creeepy! what, is this thing that smart to match up a persons mentality ? Phoenix.Darki said: Leviathan.Dubont said: Phoenix.Darki said: Cleverbot: But you are a happy painter. How the *** did this machine know I'm a painter? we weren't even talking about paint, creeepy! what, is this thing that smart to match up a persons mentality ? Leviathan.Dubont said: Phoenix.Darki said: Leviathan.Dubont said: Phoenix.Darki said: Cleverbot: But you are a happy painter. How the *** did this machine know I'm a painter? we weren't even talking about paint, creeepy! what, is this thing that smart to match up a persons mentality ? aand it said it didnt like ffxi. :( yea its a Circuit ***...it needs to be wiped
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