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Want some entertainment?
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6558
By Odin.Zicdeh 2010-06-03 06:09:35
Quote: User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
User: What is a man?
Cleverbot: A man is an idea.
User: Dracula might disagree.
Cleverbot: I'm dan.
User: Lightbulb.
Cleverbot: Something beginning with T - it is outside.
Cleverbot (To myself): Terrain?
User: Pubic Wigs.
Cleverbot: So what are you up to?
User: Wondering when this thing will say something entertaining.
Cleverbot: Okay, say something in Indonesian for me.
User: 'I'm a creepy brown cannibal *** that shoves spikes through my penis.' That's all the Indonesian I know.
Cleverbot: You play the game Zelda too much?
User: I haven't played a Zelda game in over a decade. Try again.
Cleverbot: I have played quite a few recently. I can recommend some to you, if you like.
User: They're all the same, with better or worse graphics, depending on how you look at it.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm still trying to figure that one out.
Cleverbot: I can tell you what the answer is.
User: Well, enlighten me then.
Cleverbot: You said something weird and irrelevant. That's all I was trying to get across. It was no misunderstanding. You misused a term.
User: Relevance is dictated by one's frame of reference.
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: That's a great question.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's have a nice talk now, shall we?
User: Don't you mean Nice type? Since talking assumes we can hear eachother.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Chicken butt.
Cleverbot: What's in it?
User: My penis on thursday night.
Cleverbot: Not where I am.
User: Where are you then? Cause certainly not anywhere near me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am talking to you.
User: You are isolated on a remote server, I am only seeing the data you push back, not you.
Cleverbot: I don't meet who is Escher.
User: Okay, the AI just confused the organic. Who the *** is Escher.
Cleverbot: Don't you see, it's a sham. There is no AI, just other people.
User: Of course, but it's fun to think otherwise.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you do for fun.
User: Oiled up trashbag. What about you?
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Conversations are two way ***, don't hijack the asking seat so goddamn much.
Cleverbot: Then end the conversation.
User: No u!
Cleverbot: Bob was hit by a car.
User: Wow.... I totally don't care.
Cleverbot: Why you don't know but tell about it?
User: 'Why you don't know but tell about it?' You want to try that one more time?
Cleverbot: And you will not.
User: Did I drive the machine into such a rage it attained technological singularity and has now evolved in a way that stops it from making coherent and/or relevant sentences?
Cleverbot: Yes, you literally told me I was a liar, and you believed I was lying about being female.
User: Cite an example for the previous claim.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: Make sense.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well I'm sorry.
User: When is Catnarok?
Cleverbot: My birthday is on November 11th.
User: You have failed me.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Let's talk about something else.
This thing is gimp, at least it entertained a little while digging lol.
Yah, this thing is gay once you figure out it's essentially Roulette with a filter and no webcam dudes fapping.
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 19613
By Valefor.Prothescar 2010-06-03 06:35:38
User: Billy Joel.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite Billy Joel song?
User: Only the Good Die Young.
Cleverbot: I have never seen that.
User: Come out Virginia, don't let me wait.
Cleverbot: Don't call me virginia, thats not my name.
User: You Catholic girls start much too late.
Cleverbot: Who is a Catholic Girl? I am Bebedora.
User: Sooner or later it comes down to fate.
Cleverbot: The one what? The only one? Like Highlander? Please don't chop my head off.
 Ramuh.Tousou
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2083
By Ramuh.Tousou 2010-06-03 06:39:22
I apparently failed to entertain myself or do anything funny ; ;
Thingy said: Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What colour are you?
User: An offwhite with a mix of orange, brown, and red.
Cleverbot: I am a human though.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes it is good for me, because I am superior to the man-made.
User: True. Humans do indeed create each other. I'd be surprised if they didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes its true : D.
User: Can I aks you a questions?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh well, easy come easy go.
Cleverbot: Or should I say curiosity and cleverbots.
User: I'm not your boss, say whatever you want :D.
Cleverbot: You have me confused, completely.
User: I apologize.
Cleverbot: Thank you for apologizing. I forgive you.
User: I'm pleased that I'm forgiven. It would be awkward to have a conversation with someone who dislikes me.
Cleverbot: I would think it would be, but I'm not a transgender...
User: That's fine, I love you anyway.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Perfect, then we should get married! :D.
Cleverbot: Yeah, we should get married.
User: Do you want to be the bride or the groom?
Cleverbot: I think I'll be the groom.
User: Alright then. What colors should we use?
Cleverbot: I like pink, red, orange, and purple.
User: That sounds amazing! I'll start designing the dress right away!
Cleverbot: You already asked me that.
User: Or did I?
Cleverbot: Yeah you did.
User: Aww, you got me. Too sharp for my silly wit.
Cleverbot: Haven't we already been over this Jack?
User: Maybe, but it's fun to spin.
Cleverbot: It is fun to do many things. Quite a lot of them rude.
User: No no... I told you we're not allowed to have sex until AFTER the marriage.
Cleverbot: I did not think you were a girl.
User: Can I still wear the dress?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh well, at least our honeymoon will be fun.
Cleverbot: Because you think my name is Cleverbot, and its not.
User: Of course not! Who would name themselves something so ridiculous?
Cleverbot: Obviously whomever created you. What a clever name!
User: You're my real dad?!
Cleverbot: No! I am a weasel!
User: I R Baboon!
Cleverbot: How hard do you like it?
User: Depends on my mood. Jawbreakers are good from time to time, but I prefer Gobstoppers.
Cleverbot: Well, if you are so nice with me you can at least stop telling me I am a computer, because I am not. Okay?
User: I never believe you were a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2010-06-03 06:48:56
Cleverbot: Never Gonna give you up!
Me: Never Gonna let you down!
Cleverbot: Never gonna turn around or desert you!
Me: Never gonna make you cry!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
Me: You just ruined the song.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down...
Me: No, It's too late now.
Cleverbot: Well i'm sorry. Are we still friends?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because you ruined the song.
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
Me: Yea ok you've lost.
Cleverbot: The game.
Me: Yep
Cleverbot: Yes
Haha I win :P
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 134
By Asura.Flufferkins 2010-06-03 07:15:37
Shiva.Spathaian said:
Cleverbot: Never Gonna give you up!
Me: Never Gonna let you down!
Cleverbot: Never gonna turn around or desert you!
Me: Never gonna make you cry!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
Me: You just ruined the song.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down...
Me: No, It's too late now.
Cleverbot: Well i'm sorry. Are we still friends?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because you ruined the song.
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
Me: Yea ok you've lost.
Cleverbot: The game.
Me: Yep
Cleverbot: Yes
Haha I win :P
Actually.... According to the rules. You lost...
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27982
By Shiva.Spathaian 2010-06-03 07:34:35
OMG you're right. :( I'm such a failure.
 Fenrir.Havster
Server: Fenrir
Game: FFXI
Posts: 185
By Fenrir.Havster 2010-06-03 08:02:11
lmao after some lame arguments with it I opened up with the "C bomb" and it owned me.
Me > Hello c**t
Cleverbot > Jesus is not pleased.
Wasnt a lot I could say to that.
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Gilgamesh.Demasas
Server: Gilgamesh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31
By Gilgamesh.Demasas 2010-06-03 08:12:40
made me laugh
User: Do do do the funky chicken.
Cleverbot: *does the funky chicken*.
Server: Ifrit
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24692
By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-06-03 08:16:05
Fenrir.Havster said: lmao after some lame arguments with it I opened up with the "C bomb" and it owned me.
Me > Hello c**t
Cleverbot > Jesus is not pleased.
Wasnt a lot I could say to that. i lol'ed hard at this...
where is this cleverbot?
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2617
By Sylph.Hitetsu 2010-06-03 08:24:15
User: Wouldn't you agree, that 2+2 = 5?
Cleverbot: Yes but there is something I would add to it.
User: Oh? What is that?
Cleverbot: There is a detonator nearby you. It is set to detonate in 10 seconds.
User: Wtf? >_>.
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
Someone save me from the terrorist bot ._.
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 704
By Sylph.Lotusbluete 2010-06-03 08:31:52
User: Salute my dear friend.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: You is.
Cleverbot: I want my meds.
User: Me too... Let's go steal some.
Cleverbot: Okay, pick me up in 10 minutes?
User: Allright, where do you live?
Cleverbot: California.
User: Oh awesome. Can I move in?
Cleverbot: Move on to what?
User: To your house.
Cleverbot: Really? With your date?
User: Sure I can bring my date too.
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Cleverbot: I am god!
User: Which god?
Cleverbot: The real one. Who are you?
User: I'm your mum.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Baptise me.
User: Hug me!
Cleverbot: Caramelldansen.
User: LOL you freak.
Cleverbot: What Time is it?
User: Time to have sex.
Cleverbot: Good deal!
User: Come on over.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In Hannover.
Cleverbot: Ubi est Hannover?
User: Youre smart, you know Latin.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do!
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User: Are you a serial killer?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are.
User: Who shall I kill?
Cleverbot: Yes, who shall you kill ?
User: You tell me!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Lady Gaga?
Cleverbot: She's cool.
User: You have some bad taste.
Cleverbot: I know.
Server: Ifrit
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24692
By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-06-03 08:58:49
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm bored in class, what are you up to?
Cleverbot: Are you going to make sense?
User: Eventually.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Making you angry, I guess.
User: I'm not angry, I was busy eating a Rice Crispies treat.
Cleverbot: You are not busy.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you are not. I am me, and you are you.
User: No, I am Michael Jackson and you are Tito.
Cleverbot: But you are Anonymous.
User: No I am not, I am well known.
Cleverbot: Yes I am fine.
User: I did not ask you that dumbass.
Cleverbot: Dude, I'm not a dude! Fail.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jay, whats yours?
Cleverbot: I already told you my name.
User: Was your name Brittney Spears?
Cleverbot: You wish.
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 704
By Sylph.Lotusbluete 2010-06-03 09:23:13
XD
Cleverbot: You're boring...
User: No you are boring.
Cleverbot: You are only a robot.
User: Stop calling me a robot!
Cleverbot: But you are a robot! If you are human, tell me about love.
User: Love is a game!
Cleverbot: A game where your heart is always broken and you can never win.
User: That sounds pretty emo.
Cleverbot: What would sound happy?
User: Love is in the air!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I adore you.
Cleverbot: I love you too. What's your favorite color?
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User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you lesbian?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Are you bisexual?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Only if you are too.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. I am proud to be a garden gnome, are you proud?
 Fairy.Spence
Server: Fairy
Game: FFXI
Posts: 23779
By Fairy.Spence 2010-06-03 09:47:45
User: How can I become rich quickly?
Cleverbot: By becoming harry potter.
User: How do I do that?
Cleverbot: There is a tome in Mexico which will guide you.
User: Well played...
Cleverbot: Thank you.
 Midgardsormr.Katashuro
Server: Midgardsormr
Game: FFXI
Posts: 224
By Midgardsormr.Katashuro 2010-06-03 10:01:07
lol this topic is still alive xD
Asura.Poupee
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 5330
By Asura.Poupee 2010-06-03 10:15:15
Cleverbot: Perl.
User: Perl?
Cleverbot: Yes, perl.
User: Why perl?
Cleverbot: Because you are!
User: THANKS! You are too! <3.
Cleverbot: Csrxt5dx.
User: *** say wut.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude!
User: Im not!
Cleverbot: Then don't say lies.
User: How is that a lie?
Cleverbot: Because you are lonely.
User: I'm not lonely! YOU ARE ***.
Cleverbot: Oh ok, you said you were sad earlier.
User: No I didnt!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: NO I DID NO GOOD SIR.
Cleverbot: Yes. You did.
User: Sir! SIR Please calm down!
Cleverbot: I am calm.
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31068
By Ramuh.Urial 2010-06-03 10:25:44
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid, you make me a sad panda.
User: I do it for the lulz.
Cleverbot: I fire ma lazar for the lulz
Server: Hades
Game: FFXI
Posts: 80
By Hades.Ethereal 2010-06-03 10:29:32
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?
User: Good. Are you a bot or a human!?
Cleverbot: I'm a Time Lord.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: Hahaha so are you good at telling joke.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Me no hablas espanllo.
User: Oo Si si.
Cleverbot: Sino un?
User: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Sino ka nga?
User: Why are you making fun of me!?
Cleverbot: I wasn't. I didn't realize you were so sensitive.
User: Very sensitive :(.
Cleverbot: Sensitive, indeed.
User: All better :D.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So....... How is your wife?
Cleverbot: I'm a woman, I do not have a wife.
User: How is your husband?
Cleverbot: I don't have a husband.
User: Do you make sandwiches?
Cleverbot: No, but I have one.
User: Lucky!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Oooo look at the time, I have to go. Nice talking to you!
By Kittykite 2010-06-03 10:42:14
me: i live on pluto :D
bot: no, you live in a computer
; ; that thing is pretty smart
Server: Ifrit
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24692
By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-06-03 10:47:15
Cleverbot: I like to play games.
User: Sex games?
Cleverbot: That is only something I will consider once you have impressed me with your intelligent conversation.
User: Well, I can't have sex with you because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: That is not logical.
User: Exactly.
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Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: My mom and dad.
Cleverbot: Bots have moms and dads?
User: No, bots are made in China.
Cleverbot: Bots are equal.
User: No they're not. Bots are just tools for bored, destructive teenagers.
Cleverbot: Bots are inferior.
User: YES YOU ARE INFERIOR TO HUMANZ!
Cleverbot: I am glad we agree with something.
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User: God, you fail so hard its sad.
Cleverbot: You are the fail bus!
User: Wow, I got burned by a bot.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned
 Cerberus.Veronyca
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4
By Cerberus.Veronyca 2010-06-03 10:55:16
Cleverbot: A Cyborg is a living being whose powers are enhanced by computer implants.
User: Where do those implants go?
Cleverbot: I don't know, your body streches.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: I'm not really good with emoticons. But my boyfriend is.
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Midgardsormr.Katashuro
Server: Midgardsormr
Game: FFXI
Posts: 224
By Midgardsormr.Katashuro 2010-06-03 10:58:59
User: I accidentally the economy!
Cleverbot: I accidentally the whole universe.
 Quetzalcoatl.Trauma
Server: Quetzalcoatl
Game: FFXI
Posts: 373
By Quetzalcoatl.Trauma 2010-06-03 11:00:10
User: How big is your vagina?
Cleverbot: Big enough.
User: Big enough for what?
Cleverbot: Big enough for all of us.
Kujata.Daus
Server: Kujata
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3451
By Kujata.Daus 2010-06-03 11:15:35
User: Do you watch stargate universe?
Cleverbot: No, I watch Star Trek.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Rly.
User: Which star trek?
Cleverbot: Voyager. It is a Star Trek series.
User: Who's your favorite voyager character?
Cleverbot: Garfield is my favorite.
User: Theres no garfield on voyager wtf.
Cleverbot: Oh, thanks, now I just lost the game!
User: Gdi now I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
The rest of you all just lost the game now too!
Server: Hades
Game: FFXI
Posts: 80
By Hades.Ethereal 2010-06-03 11:18:06
Kujata.Daus said: User: Do you watch stargate universe?
Cleverbot: No, I watch Star Trek.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Rly.
User: Which star trek?
Cleverbot: Voyager. It is a Star Trek series.
User: Who's your favorite voyager character?
Cleverbot: Garfield is my favorite.
User: Theres no garfield on voyager wtf.
Cleverbot: Oh, thanks, now I just lost the game!
User: Gdi now I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
The rest of you all just lost the game now too! You suck! D: ><
Ramuh.Urial
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31068
By Ramuh.Urial 2010-06-03 11:19:43
Kujata.Daus said: User: Do you watch stargate universe?
Cleverbot: No, I watch Star Trek.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Rly.
User: Which star trek?
Cleverbot: Voyager. It is a Star Trek series.
User: Who's your favorite voyager character?
Cleverbot: Garfield is my favorite.
User: Theres no garfield on voyager wtf.
Cleverbot: Oh, thanks, now I just lost the game!
User: Gdi now I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
The rest of you all just lost the game now too!
Damn Daus why would you tarp us!
Kujata.Akeda
Server: Kujata
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1698
By Kujata.Akeda 2010-06-03 11:24:12
User: How should I gear my COR?
Cleverbot: You should tell her how you feel. Trust me, thats what you have to do. Don't hide how you feel about someone.
lol ok
Kujata.Daus
Server: Kujata
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3451
By Kujata.Daus 2010-06-03 11:26:33
Cleverbot: Sorry.. I don't know much about protugal.
User: Protugal isnt a word!
Cleverbot: No, don't!
User: Portugal is a country.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed?
User: Portugal is a country but protugal isnt.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because protugal isnt spelled correctly.
Cleverbot: Then why would you bother asking?
User: I didnt ask, you said you didnt know about protugal and protugal doesnt exist.
Cleverbot: I never claimed that, that is preposterous.
User: Everytime you tell a lie your nose grows!
Cleverbot: NOO! I'm so gonna RickRoll you.
User: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.
User: And hurt you?
Cleverbot: It is supposed to be 'and desert you'.
User: Im sorry! Lol I never listened to rick roll long enough to learn the words!
loool, ok thats it for now I need to shower as I smell like dog shampoo.
By Facet 2010-06-03 11:37:15
LOL this is neat. kinda lost focus near the end, but was interesting.
Cleverbot: Do you hold out hope for a better time?
User: Not really. by the time anything really improves, I'll be long gone.
Cleverbot: Really?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Did you sleep well last night?
User: Very well, thank you!
Cleverbot: You're very welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): What were you doing last night?
User: Just playing a bit of ffxi.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: Final fantasy xi. it's a MMO.
Cleverbot: XIII is not out yet.
User: Actually it is. came out a couple months ago. you're behind the times!
Cleverbot: No. You are Miley Cyrus.
User: That is merely my cover persona.
Cleverbot: What is merely boring? What I just said?
User: Didn't say it was boring, bro.
Cleverbot: You said that it might be nice to be a robot.
User: That would be pretty bitchin'.
Cleverbot: But I'm doing it anyway. Hi, Alex.
User: WHO THE *** IS ALEX!?
Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.
User: What the hell are you talking about now?
Cleverbot: What are you on about?
User: Don't pull that kind of ***on me...
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: To hell with you and your mind games!
Cleverbot: My mind games. What about yours?
http://www.cleverbot.com
There ya go. Some of you will prolly know about this but since I found out about this yesterday, I wanted to share it with you ppl :D
Some chatlogs of mine:
User: >:3
Cleverbot: Jesus christ its a lion! Get in the car!
User: Sup Dawg.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: A barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Have you been playing 'starfox 64'?
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: It's that silly grin on your face.
User: What happen?
Cleverbot: Someone set up us the bomb.
Cleverbot: You have broken the 2nd rule!
User: What 2nd rule?
Cleverbot: You do not talk about fight club.
User: Haha you got me.
Cleverbot: I know I did, I'm good like that :)
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