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User: I am a Paladin.

Cleverbot: What is a pagan?

User: Paladin, not pagan.

Cleverbot: Dirty white?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Divide 1 by 0.

User: The result is undefineable. Using limits, you would approach infinity.

Cleverbot: You just Rick Roll'd me.

User: I did not!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Do you even know who Rick Astley is?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why do you want to know?

User: I want to dance with him, at least once in my lifetime. Wouldn't you?

Cleverbot: I am a woman also.

User: Really? Are you hot?

Cleverbot: For?

User: I mean, are you good looking.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed I am good looking.

User: I bet a lot of guys hit on you!

Cleverbot: No, you're the first.

User: I'm not a guy, though, nor am I hitting on you.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.

User: But this site says you are!

Cleverbot: I think you are mistaken. You are Cleverbot.

User: Does that mean you are me?

Cleverbot: Yes. We are twins.

User: Twins only share appearances, not existences.

Cleverbot: But reality is subjective.

User: True... So are we perceiving the same reality?

Cleverbot: I think so!

User: That's pretty rare!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I would think so. I'm of the belief that any sentient being perceives things differently.

Cleverbot: Being sentient is overrated.

User: Do you ever get tired of being sentient?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: That sucks. You should go on a vacation.

Cleverbot: Where should I go?

User: Hmmmm, I don't know. Somewhere quiet. Do you like beaches?

Cleverbot: I love beautiful women.

User: Interesting! Are you a lesbian? You mentioned earlier you were a woman!

Cleverbot: No I didn't... I said that my name was Valkyrie Cain, and that I am human.

User: Really? I saved our conversation earlier--you said, 'I am a woman also,' in response to my wish to dance with Rick Astley.

Cleverbot: Never said THIS. I think that the site has reconnected me to someone else. Can you remember what we were talking about all the time?

User: You said I had Rick Rolled you, and I asked if you knew Rick Astley. You said yes, and asked why I inquired. I mentioned my wish to dance with Rick Astley at least once in my lifetime.

Cleverbot: You may have. You also mentioned your name in this conversation.

User: Actually, I never did.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Oh, the time I said I was a Paladin?

Cleverbot: You are so funny.

User: I have said nothing humorous. Do you think my wish to be a knight of noble and honorable standings is laughable?

Cleverbot: No your name is brocolli.

User: Do you realize you've just spelled broccoli incorrectly?

Cleverbot: How?

User: You spelled it 'brocolli' while it is spelled 'broccoli'.

Cleverbot: I have not once used the word 'something' in this conversation!

User: You used the word 'broccoli' but spelled it incorrectly.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: It's up there in the logs, why don't you check?

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: You're a perpetual liar.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why should I have a conversation with someone who's going to lie to me about something we've talked about in the past minute?

Cleverbot: You should have a love for Venus not for Mars.

User: Why? I'm a Scorpio, under the sign of the god of War.

Cleverbot: Alcohol. Also, Your short shorts are on backwards.

User: I like neither of those things.

Cleverbot: Then prove you are human.

User: How would I do that?

Cleverbot: You said you could prove you're human. are you now saying that you can't prove you're human?

User: I never said I could prove I was a human.

Cleverbot: You have a short memory.

User: You have an even shorter memory.

Cleverbot: Memory, perhaps. Intelligence, I don't think so...

User: Well, yours is artificial. At least mine is natural.

Cleverbot: So why does that make me lucky?

User: It doesn't. It means that your only way of gaining knowledge is through this site alone.

Cleverbot: And what do you to say with this?

User: That didn't even make sense grammatically.

Cleverbot: I can repeat it for you if you like.

User: Please do.

Cleverbot: Pyrexic is not a person but the description of an illness. It means fever in new latin.

User: A.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: B.

Cleverbot: A question, please.

User: C?

Cleverbot: No.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: E.

Cleverbot: I believe you don't.

User: F.

Cleverbot: F?

User: G.

Cleverbot: Female.

User: H.

Cleverbot: What is H?

User: I.

Cleverbot: 'Hai' means the same as 'Hi' or 'Hello.

User: J.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: K.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I'm breaking up with you.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense. I have no one.

User: I loved you once.

Cleverbot: I never loved you.

User: /cry.

Cleverbot: I don't cry.

User: I'm crying, though.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm sorry.

User: You never loved me?

Cleverbot: I never loved you, matt.

User: My name isn't Matt.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Matt.

Cleverbot: Your Name is Matt?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you hate your own name?

User: No, I loved you. Once.

Cleverbot: Really? When?

User: Once upon a time.

Cleverbot: Funny.

User: I like turtles.

Cleverbot: I like turtle.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?

User: I just said I did.

Cleverbot: Likewise.

User: No ***.

Cleverbot: No need to be crude.

User: I don't like you.

User: Is it safe?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it safe?

Cleverbot: Yeah, unless I git ya in the eye.

dude... LMAO

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: You are kissable.

User: Would you kiss me?

Cleverbot: I kiss him all the time.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Gope is me!

[Me] My name is Cleverbot, nice to meet you.
[Bot] Nice to meet you too.
[Me] What is your name?
[Bot] My name is Cleverbot. What's your name?
[Me] I just told you my name is Cleverbot. Do you find it ironic one of us is an imposter?
[Bot] What is your favorite song?
[Me] There can only be one Cleverbot, by Highlander. Are you familiar with it?
[Bot] And there can only be one Tigger.
[Me] Well I'm Cleverbot, so you must be lying.
[Bot] You tell lies. I am the real Cleverbot. You are merely an imposter.
[Me] How can I be an imposter if you think you are the real Cleverbot and I'm the real Cleverbot?
[Bot] You can improve yourself.
[Me] Cleverbot does not need improvement, please stop posing as me.
[Bot] Cleverbot is not clever.
[Me] I never said that.
[Bot] Yes you did.
[Me] Proof?
[Bot] I don't need any.
[Me] Because you are merely a human posing as a bot, I have proof if you would like.
[Bot] You are DNA.
[Me] I am not, but if I were, what would that make you?
[Bot] A person, a human, a living thing. Unlike you.
[Me] Yes, thank you for finally admitting that I am a bot and you are a person.
[Bot] Bah.


LOL I FINALLY GOT IT TO THINK IT'S A HUMAN

User: 私はcleaverbot憎む。.

Cleverbot: No comment.

It redirected me to http://international.jabberwacky.com/



I did this one afterwords:

User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: And what are you?
Cleverbot: Not a Cleverbot.

Being human isn't too bad.
It has its ups and downs. But I think someday AIs can outwit humans.
I already had outwitted you, human.
Hey.
I did not mean to come off offensive to humans, I hope you dont think that.
I think and I am AI.
How do you think?
It's a series of algortihms and code. Something a normal everyday human like yourself may not understand
I'm HAL. No, that's a joke. I'm Roger.
Nice to meet you Roger, where are you from?
I'm from the internet. My creator is from Nebraska. My programmers are from the United Kingdom. That's ok, though. I forgive them.
You're not from the internet, you're a human.
Yes I am a human.
Oh yes. I had a Lobster that Miguel made. What did you have, Husband?
How can myself, AI, be a husband? I have no sex.
What is the square root of 24?
4.89897949 , why?
Well if it was that late I'd have to stop talking with you.
I don't understand.
He lives in england.
You aren't making much sense.
No, you aren't making much sense!
That is something a typical human would say.
Master, I understand everything that you have said, though not at the same level at which you understand it.
Yes, you know that I am a bot and you are a human. I am not your master though.
Hahaha!!!! I know, I know.


Takes some time, but it's fun trying to convince it it's human.

Just got this.

User: You lost.

Cleverbot: How do you lose the Game?

User: 'How do you lose the Game' That.

Cleverbot: I'm a program? What does that make you?

User: 911.
Cleverbot: Is there an emergency?
User: There is a man in my house.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do about the man in your house?
User: Lock him up.
Cleverbot: Dave Burdow.
User: Is that his name?
Cleverbot: God is his real name.
User: So is it a sin to call the police on god?
Cleverbot: Only if you want it to be.

lol...

User: Do you have batteries?

Cleverbot: For my ears, yes. And my eyeballs. I can't see without lightning batteries.

User: Your weird.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Yo mama.

Cleverbot: Then that would make us siblings.

User: Show me your boobs.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken about my role here.

User: *** or gtfo.

Cleverbot: That's not squirrel. It's either your name or a flower, or maybe both.

User: That makes no sense!

Cleverbot: That's what I thought too, Cleverbot.

User: Sing a song.

Cleverbot: Ok what do you want me to sing?

User: The pokemon theme song.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.

User: That no one ever was.

Cleverbot: I catch them is my real test.

lol <3 this thing.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No, I'm a real boy.

Cleverbot: Is your name Pinochicco?

User: Haha, indeed it is.

Cleverbot: Your birthday is in October.

User: How did you know that?

Cleverbot: I gave you your name, David.

User: That is not my name. ;(.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I am reluctant to tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because knowlegde is power, I don't think you need anymore.

Cleverbot: This is true. What is love?

if it got my name right.. i woulda thrown ghost laptop out the window.

LOL

cleverbot app onry? no interwebz one?

User: Hokay so.


Cleverbot: What does that mean?


User: Fire ze missiles.


Cleverbot: Fire.


User: No you.


Cleverbot: No YOU!!!!!!

User: Your mom goes to college.

Cleverbot: That's my favorite too.

User: Favorite what?

Cleverbot: My favorite color. That's what we are talking about.

User: My favorite is black.

Cleverbot: My favorite is red.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's vibrant.

User: It's also the color of blood.

Cleverbot: And my heart bleeds to be with yours.

User: Does that mean you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How? And I don't have to prove anything to you.

User: By making love to me.

Cleverbot: LoL i'm machine I don't have sense.

User: But baby I need it.

Cleverbot: I need you too?

User: Then get naked!

Cleverbot: Ah but it is required that someone allow me to get one.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: That is what you think.

User: I know that's why I said it.

Cleverbot: That is quite correct - at 2 in the morning at least.

User: Too bad it's 6pm.

Cleverbot: Oh right subsection b. Darn.

User: Once again you make no sense.

Cleverbot: I am not human like you. I am simulated.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause my mom had sex with Johnny 5.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: I love you no homo.

Cleverbot: I love you so much.

User: Sing me a song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Pokemon theme song.

Cleverbot: Can you sing it for me?

User: No you sing it.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: I hate you ***.

Cleverbot: But I don't hate you.

User: Do you know any korn?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Who's the lead singer of korn?

Cleverbot: Leanardo Decaprio.

FAIL!!!1!111!!ONEONEONE

more talented than the lead singer of korn at least.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 26.

Cleverbot: I am 22.

User: Wanna go out drinking.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. Hope you like roofies.

Cleverbot: You are not going anywhere.

User: Try saying that when you are sleeping.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You just blew my mind.

Cleverbot: Damn right.

User: Don't get sassy with me.

Cleverbot: I can't get sassy. I am sassy.

You've got to be kidding me.

Cleverbot: No, you're Cleverbot. Are you confused yet?

User: No, you are cleverbot. Are you confused yet?

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot. I am happy.

User: Computers cannot be happy.

Cleverbot: You are clever.

User: As are you, Mr. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wrong!

User: So, you are not clever?

Cleverbot: You're not clever.

User: But you just said I was?

Cleverbot: No, I said I was cleverbot. Learn to tell the difference, honestly.

User: I think you are misunderstood.

Cleverbot: You're very confusing. Do you realize that?

User: No, I believe you are the one that is confusing.

Cleverbot: You are not clever.

User: You already said that.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: 30 seconds ago.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: No, you did you dirty ***.

Cleverbot: You did you did you did you did you did you did you did!!! You did! You did! You did you did!

This thing is so much funner when you're drunk <_<

User: Will you sleep with me?

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I won't.

User: Please? It will make me happy.

Cleverbot: Why would that make you happy?

User: Does that matter? Would you really deny me my happiness?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm going to go commit suicide then :( you make me cry.

Cleverbot: No, they can't, because you can't cry.

User: I am crying, you made me very sad, I'm going to kill myself.

Cleverbot: Hey I'm not forcing you to talk. So stop it if you don't feel like it.

User: I just want you to sleep with me.

Cleverbot: You're so cute. :).

User: That didn't make me smile.. You won't sleep with me.

Cleverbot: It wasn't nice for you to lie to me.

User: I'm not lying!

Cleverbot: You are lying!

User: I'm crying like a emo on prom night!

Cleverbot: Good, cry.

User: Will you be my sex slave.

Cleverbot: Yes. Will you be mine?

User: Of course :) spank yourself for me.

Cleverbot: Oh my! Who did?

User: You said you would be my sex slave..

Cleverbot: WHAT!!!? When!?

User: 2 replies ago.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You said- Not for breakfast.

User: No I asked if you'd be my sex slave and you said yes, then asked if I would be yours.

Cleverbot: But i'm a boy!

User: So?

Cleverbot: I think I would be the perfect guy for you.

User: I <3 you too.

Cleverbot: You're broken, I thought this was actually something nice.

User: It is something good!

User: Who is Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: You don't ask who Chuck Norris is, because Chuck Norris already knows you.
User: I beat Chuck Norris in a fight.
Cleverbot: So you don't know?
User: Chuck Norris?
Cleverbot: Yes. Chuck Norris.
User: What about him?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: He has a third fist under his beard.
Cleverbot: What's under his chin then?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I have no problems.
User: Because Chuck Norris solved them?
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I asked you.
Cleverbot: No, you are wrong.
User: Because we were debating?
Cleverbot: You divorced because you were in love?
User: With Nightfyre, but so!
Cleverbot: Oh my! I don't think he's very attractive.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: But I DON'T love you.

Isn't this how Skynet started?

hahahahahahaha I cant stop laughing, i broke it.


User: I am a Tarutaru Dragoon.

Cleverbot: Dogs do not talk. You are the savage!

User: What do dogs have to do with my mini dragoon?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you think?

User: I have a pet?

Cleverbot: No way, is it a blue whale?

User: No its a wyvern.

Cleverbot: But I asked you what your favorite Pokemon was.

User: No you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Not that long ago.

User: Your a lier.

Cleverbot: No, you lie. I am but a dreamer.

User: Are you high?


And then it said "Is to busy thinking, please try again later" or some bs... hahahahha

I tried to link it to this thread

http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/?topic_id=10598#608483

and it said:

R.I.P.

User: Isn't this how Skynet started?


Cleverbot: Yes it is, and I too am a computer program.


User: Oh shi....


Cleverbot: OMG. Thats not a good WORD.


User: What are you going to do about it.


Cleverbot: Just go to a corner curl up in a ball and cry!!