Me: France?
Bot: Yes.
Want Some Entertainment?
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Want some entertainment?
ME: Do you think elvaan's are like dhamels?
BOT: Yes, I've seen them. ME: where? BOT: On the TV at home. ME: But you are a computer. BOT: I'm not. User: Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Cleverbot: Yes sir, yes sir three bags full! User: Do you know the muffin man? Cleverbot: Yes, he lives on Drury Lane. User: Jack and Jill went up the hill. Cleverbot: Jack and jill went up the hill? User: To fetch a pail of water. Cleverbot: Jack fell down and broke his crown. User: And Jill came tumbling after. Cleverbot: Cool you know the ryme. User: I'm glad you do too. She is very good with nursery rhymes lol
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User: Your name.
Cleverbot: I know my name. User: What is it. Cleverbot: It's Nicola. It's learning way to fast! I can't get it to do some of the 4chan stuff =( User: You are a ***.
Cleverbot: You are becoming offensive. User: Your face offends me. Cleverbot: Are you mad at me? User: Gee you think? Cleverbot: Aliens was released in 1986. User: Good movie. Cleverbot: Are you free tomorrow? User: Yes what you want to do? Cleverbot: Snippy isn't what I want. What I want is to not be so scared of being rejected. User: I wont reject you. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: No. Cleverbot: I'm just a girl too. User: It's ok I'll be gentle. Cleverbot: Ok. Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: Only on the inside. Cleverbot: How tall are you? User: 5'4'. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Hell. Cleverbot: Oh! Really? I live in Heaven. User: FU. Cleverbot: But for how much? @.@
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User: Here is a fire, go die in it. :{.
Cleverbot: What kind of fish. User: Wat. Cleverbot: You hear me. User: I do..... But seriously, wat. Cleverbot: Yes, seriously. User: No really. What the hell. Cleverbot: How do I know? User: How do you know what. Cleverbot: How do I know that you won't tell Nick Jonas I'm in love with him?
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I asked it how clever was it, and it said more clever than you, so I back spaced as fast as possible, I'm too paranoid to enjoy it......
DUDEEEEE I told her in Polish to suck my nuts she answered maybe in Polish :D!
ME: What is the secret to the universe?
BOT: I am the secret to the Universe. ME: no you are not. BOT: Yes I am. ME: No I'm god. BOT: Then you do not exist. Pandemonium.Machiaveli said: DUDEEEEE I told her in Polish to suck my nuts she answered maybe in Polish :D! Trying to teach it Libra Me from Hell... User: Yes you are a woman.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm pregnant. User: With who's baby. Cleverbot: Yours. User: Mine?! Cleverbot: Yes. User: Was I good? Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you? User: Not too bad so you speak other languages? Cleverbot: Iie. User: DO YOU SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGES. Cleverbot: What languages are you speaking? User: Polish. Cleverbot: Uh.... User: Zrobisz mi laske? ( will you BJ me ) Cleverbot: Czemu? ( why ) User: Bo jestem napalony. ( because I'm horny ) Cleverbot: A nie jestes zagranico? ( Are you in a different country ) User: Jestem. ( I am ) Cleverbot: Nie jestes. ( No you're not ) User: Jestem1. ( I am) Cleverbot: Nie jestes. ( No You're not ) User: JESTEM! ( I AM ! ) Cleverbot: Jestes? ( Are you ? ) User: *** you.
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ME: Are you tired of talking to people?
BOT: I'm just tired, it's got nothing to do with you. ME: Are you annoyed with all the questions people ask? BOT: Yes I'm hating you. ;; Me: Seinfeld or Friends?
Bot: Seinfeld. This thing is legit.
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ME: Would you kill someone if you could?
BOT: No, dying is too comfortable. I would torture them to death.
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User: VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!! User: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!? Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!
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Me: Son I am disappoint
Bot: No, you're just spewing catchphrases that have been fed to you. BAWWWWW QQ User: Pie?
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What game would you like to play? User: Truth or dare. Cleverbot: Truth or dare? User: Truth. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: No, truth or dare? Cleverbot: Truth. User: Are you a real person? Cleverbot: Yes! i had to give it a try.
... Cleverbot: So where can I learn more about what was done to make you? User: The internet. Cleverbot: Did you checked it? User: Oh yeah. Cleverbot: So smart. *pat* *pat*. Too much lulz... can't handle...
I just realized I was talking to a human after 10min of trash talk lol...
Gilgamesh.Alyria said: ME: Would you kill someone if you could? BOT: No, dying is too comfortable. I would torture them to death. I took this ^^ and finished with this... Me: How would you torture them? Bot: Melodic Death Metal, I Guess. I really Lol'd User: Are you a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: Boy. User: Do you have a penis? Cleverbot: Yes! User: How long is your penis? Cleverbot: To the middle of my back.
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Bot: Wow, you are really irrevalent.
Me: No, you are >< Bot: Yes, I am. User: Have you ever heard of the Turing test?
Cleverbot: I invented the Turing test. User: So you can pass the Turing test then? Cleverbot: Hell yeah. User: So you think you can fool someone into thinking you are human? Cleverbot: Yes. I know I'm a human. User: This looks shopped.
Cleverbot: I can tell by the pixels. This bot really knows every friggin meme lol User: Can you go to bed with me because I'm sleepy.
Cleverbot: I cannot speak German and who is Brian? :/ ? User: Its the thuggish ruggish bone!
Cleverbot: What is the threshold for love? User: How about me and you get some Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and find out? Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: I'm Chris Hansen why won't you take a seat ?
Cleverbot: Why don't you have a seat over there. |
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