OK. So. Once upon a time, i had app. One of my absolute favorite app features was a translator that would give you an automatic translation of all Japanese into English, and translate anything you said into Japanese. Admittedly, it was somewhat gobbledegook, but it was miles better than nothing.
I made some JP friends using it, and got into a JP social LS. They were really nice dudes. It was all hunky-dory until one day SE served Maury with a cease and desist, and I had several JPs on my FL that i couldn't talk to anymore. A few of them still send me the occasional tell full of magic squigglies, and it kinda sucks when i can't reply back in any meaningful way.
I've looked for a few free ffxi translators, but when i tried downloading them, i got antivirus warnings instead of translators.
I guess what i'm really asking in a longwinded manner is, does anyone know of a free or reasonably cheap jp/english translator for ffxi that isn't actually a keylogger?