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is she gone already =o?

missing you, old friend.

Otherwise everything's more or less the way you left it.

I had to run to a stupid meeting this morning, If you're still around today, I'll go into more detail, but I know life is busy and you like to ABANDON ME FOR MONTHS AT A TIME! >:O

I don't think I have vodka left.

I have... *scans shelf*

Wine, sake, rum or tequila.

don't let her leave.

Hello hello, Spath. Glad to see the majority of the old crew around.

Will pass on the scotch but a shot of vodka sounds pretty damn good for the evening.

OMG IT'S A ZAHRAH THE WORLD IS ENDING SOMEONE GET ME THE GOOD SCOTCH!

*Takes glass of scotch from PARKER, drinks half of it and places it back down*

Oh, hi Zahrah, welcome back.

None of are getting off that easily.

How goes Ni?

morning all

happy DPF

someone shoot me and end this.

I wonder what isle those are kept in at staples...

/sends PARKER

before you go PARKER /nods towards the DJ booth

@nik

i've been getting those thc extract vape pens. my days at work feel much more slow paced ever since.

/smokes opium with barry white, patron saint of getting it on

goddamn barry...you set the bar so high these chicken suckers can't even see it brother...

barry would of been all... baby as long as I'm with you we can go to the moon and see if it's made of brie...

I know I know but these guys...they can't hear what you're saying.

/shakes head sadly

*** rookies... you don't know how to do this yet!? YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS! SHE"S BEEN TELLING YOU ALL DAY!!!
cheesewhiz cripes

when you said "Cheesecake Factory and BJs Brewery are both on the way" you limited her choices by inadvertently making her choice of olive garden a pain in the ***...

but you started all wrong "Where do you want to go for dinner?"
is the wrong question. In your brain it makes logical sense. But in her brain you are putting the pressure of making the wrong decision on HER.

As long as she doesn't have to cook it doesn't matter where you take her...theoretically....but again it's the wrong question.
the better question is what are you in the mood for?

but you don't just ask her like that over your shoulder while you are taking a piss with the bathroom door open NO.

you gotta connect physically... a little light message on her shoulders or the back of her neck but from in front or the side so you can see her face you are looking for her expressions her reactions... ok now

you are the Amazing *** Kreskin ok? you have to channel all your spiritual energy and look into her soul FEEL FOR THE ANSWER and then when it hits you, you whisper "are you in the mood for.... italian? don't let her say yes or no kind of let the middle syllables draaaaaaaaaaaaag and if her face pouts switch it up chiiiiiinnnnnnnnee...meeeexiiii. etc.

not quite this creepy....but it should give you the basic idea



if she says italian you say... are you thinking more of something quick like an olive garden.... or do you want to go all out, some fancy place across townnnnnnnnnnn?

ok and here wait. listen to this first. /put on record



Be the Barry White Zero don't be a plain old zero with the logistics and the maps...pulling out a *** protractor and a slide rule and ***....

Put that stuff away...listen to The Barry zero let him guide you on the path. Be the Barry, know what she wants before she does baby.

it's groove thing. and you're either in the groove or you are scratching up the record jack.

/backslap

now go get em tiger

i'm sorry but i find that really funny.

Hmmm reminds me of:



Related note: conversation between my wife and I, Tuesday night.

Z: Where do you want to go for dinner?

W: I don’t really care.

Z: Well Cheesecake Factory and BJs Brewery are both on the way. How about one of those?

W: I said I don’t care.

Z: Ok BJs it is because we’ve been to the Cheesecake Factory twice this month.

....get to BJs and sit down...

W: meh I really wanted Olive Garden.

Waitress: What would you like to drink?

Z: Triple shot of Jack and Coke.

I could still go for a bonfire.

Suppose to be in the 90s the next few days. I don't mind the heat too much, it's the humidity here that I dislike the most.

It was "Bonfire of the Thursdays" until the global warming machine kicked the outside temperature over 90 degrees....

I'm getting hot just thinking about it... /sweats

What's the Thursday holiday? Never remember it.

I have found that... if I have all of my ***together, nobody can get into it.

it immediately diffuses the argument.. AAAAAHHHH!~the sink is full of dirty dishes!!! ...those are all yours bro, mine are in my room.... [spit sound] done.

After my original roommate this was already my plan. I refuse to let the kitchen fiasco happen again and I was already keeping everything else in my room so that's not a huge change. Overall I think I'll be able to handle my side of things just fine.

/recycles advice I gave to misao

The key to harmonious cohabitation - Vanish Without a Trace
step one: reducing the number of dishes/pots/pans/glasses/silverware etc. to one set, kept clean and stored in your own room. I had a cub scout set and one all purpose mug for coffee and beer. I'm certain there are camping sets available that would serve the same purpose.

you use it, you wash and dry it by hand and then you put it back in your room immediately.
THE number TWO best friend killer is a kitchen sink full of gross dirty dishes...

And that goes for everything else.

Everything you own should be in your room unless you are using it. Don't leave any of your ***in any of the communal areas.
toothbrush, toiletries, shaving stuff, you go get a shaving kit put all you ***in it, take it into the bathroom, use it, put it back away.

keep your room locked. if your friend has a chick come over she shouldn't be able to tell he has a room mate at all.

be the Ninja Roommate

I liked Nashville when I lived there, but I'm not sure I'd have tried to convince people to move to it.


Living together is hard. The best advice I can give is to assume good faith - if they do something that annoys you, it's unlikely to be something they did specifically to annoy you, so roll with it (within reason - everyone has limits). But if you've known each other that long, you'll figure it out.

Funny thing about #3: 10yrs later, both of you will be reminiscing over rye grain distilled libations and be totally convinced you should do it again.

Housing Update for those interested: