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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-23 21:11:05 |
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I want sushi now
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By . on 2018-07-20 18:46:02 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-20 13:40:11 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-20 13:18:19 |
PARKER!
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Worked a 10 hour work day yesterday.
Just now finishing up the last bit of stuff I was working on.
Think I gave the landlord a scare when I mentioned sending them documentation for my cat (she's approved as an emotional support animal so under the Fair Housing Act they can't charge me or bar me from any apartment because of it).
Tired as hell.
May try to play some Tabletop simulator tonight with the FC. We'll see.
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By Brynhildr. Misa Pres on 2018-07-20 10:40:04 |
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PARKER!
PRESIDENTIAL ORDER: ACTIVATE PLAN NUKE TOWEN
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*** YOU
*** YOU AND ALL YOUR STUPID COLONIES
*** YOUR QUEEN TOO
*** YOU YOU STUPID *** ANTS
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-07-20 09:32:08 |
obligatory:
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-07-20 09:31:34 |
*** YEAH!
DPF ***! work is about to be a horrible memory, and we'll be released to the holy *** deviant tabernacle for 48 glorious hours. REJOICE YOU DOGS!!! good times are here, and they're here to stay! hell maybe I'll get uber lucky and get hit by a bus or win the powerball saturday, then WHAMMO, I'll never have to come back to work again. I just hope I'm born good-lookin' again in the next life, it was a hell of a ride.
How fares the rest of Ni on this hallowed day? I gotta go to a dumbass meeting here in 30 mins or so, but should be a pretty cheese day all-in-all. If only the owners of this dump would come to work so I didn't have to lock it up, then we'd REALLY have something.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-20 09:06:03 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-20 08:45:04 |
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hmm what to buy with a Powerball
trash car
trash house
a real Shipgirl
french maid/driver
bote
mail in rusian/japanese waifu
legos
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-19 13:41:01 |
not to mention the king’s grand world tour...
/feels ashamed
/hangs head
I didn't even know what powerball was up to yesterday...
PARKER -80 million for saturday
thanks PARKER... gdi... I thought about it, it's a chinese wednesday tradition after all, I have some $1 bills burning a hole in my wallet... choked in the clutch.
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Could really use that world tour right about now.
Ready to strangle somebody. >.>
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-07-19 12:57:14 |
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not to mention the king’s grand world tour...
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-19 12:08:54 |
BO is only funny in second-hand stories. lol
there is a fortune to be made in smellovision and smellemogis...
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yes... you have a valid point PARKER... we're still hopelessly behind schedule on the envelope glitter bomb and the fortress of cheesecake... |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-07-19 11:08:05 |
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BO is only funny in second-hand stories. lol
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-19 09:42:54 |
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The Ghost of Filthy Phil
Many years ago... Evil Enterprises employed one of the stinkiest people it has ever been my displeasure to smell. Filthy Phil was born stinky I believe, a condition he made worse with poor hygiene and a steady diet of rally's hamburgers....
If you never smelled someone that smelled so bad that you can still remember the smell twenty three years later, then you may not be able to empathize with my plight.
I was up near akron yesterday on a service call and his putrid ghost haunted me all day, it was probably punishment for missing chinese Wednesday. Lord Fuddha, god of food, please forgive my transgressions!!! if Filthy Phil has died then please allow his smelly soul into the afterworld... but of course I understand if you don't. have mercy on me I pray.
It was on a factory floor and they had a bunch of fans everywhere because it's hot af and every time Hefty McPunchclock walked in front of one a wave of stench rolled over me like a toxic steam blanket.
It was unbearable and inescapable... The hideous stench raped my nostrils...again and again and again and again... Altana! I beseech thee!
Even after PARKER and I left the stink still clung to my clothes...
I drove home with all the windows down but it was no use.
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2018-07-18 20:28:28 |
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cheers.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-18 17:47:12 |
I've been approved for the apartment.
Happy Spath is happy.
they made a wise choice Sire...
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I've been approved for the apartment.
Happy Spath is happy.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-17 19:19:24 |
I am right. I cite the king's agreement and my wife's russian decent as irrefutable evidence.
well if it wasn't pronounced that way before then it is now! |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-07-17 16:16:50 |
I am right. I cite the king's agreement and my wife's russian decent as irrefutable evidence. |
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pretty sure it's pronounced like the game system instead of whatever that goofball said.
See-ah-gah...what?
How does he get that when the I is after the A?
Dude it’s a Saiga pronounced like “ Say-Gah” ftfy |
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By . on 2018-07-17 15:26:15 |
pretty sure it's pronounced like the game system instead of whatever that goofball said.
See-ah-gah...what?
How does he get that when the I is after the A?
Dude it’s a Saiga pronounced like “Psy-Gah” |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-07-17 15:17:17 |
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pretty sure it's pronounced like the game system instead of whatever that goofball said.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-07-17 14:40:24 |
I dont know if I was supposed to be annoyed or grateful
If there is free food and drink involved I have been known to sit on the floor...
my moms side of the family is freaking ginormous... grams pumped out 9 kids who found 9 spouses and they had something like eighty billion kids... then you got all of grams and gramps brothers and sisters and all their kids....jebus, one day my cousin complained about sitting at the kids table and I said "like...fifty people would have to die before we get to sit at the big people table" I can't even remember all of their names!
plus nobody watches the kid's table you can get drunk as a skunk... |
