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temps are starting to ease up here in the northern lands...

which opens up the whole zoo/carnival/amusement park/state fair options folder... ren fairs are probably not up until next month...and then you got your octoberfest/pumpkin patch/apple picking excursions....maybe even some horseback riding... buzz over to amish/mennonite country...wave to flavin...head to the roadside stands for some farm fresh fruits and vegetables...

All of the stuffed animals.

I've got it worked out though, managed to steal her for tonight instead. Gonna go with Italian. Remembered she really likes spaghetti.

I stand corrected.

sounds like the boy and I are taking a trip to ze fair!

my brain just went....

and you could win her a stuffed animal in a game of chance....

I'm gonna be honest. I dislike funnel cakes.

/deep thoughts


however... it is state fair/carnival season... funnel cakes

keep it light, you're at your best a little hungry.

Most likely first option. Possibly second if she's too busy.

Mostly just want options.

/checks the monitors

because the diabolical global warming machine El Diablo is running at maximum efficiency...

/tent fingers.../feels acomplishment for thirty seconds

/sigh .....good feelings gone

because now of course now I've jinked it...and we should be getting a call any minute from Monterrey or Queretaro....

/stares at the phone

the north is the best. (don't tell anyone though)


great. good enough. guts are holding together, family is happy and healthy, and I'm stuck at work thinking about spacebucks. (no man's sky currency) thanks.

alternatively:

It's hot. Why cant it be cold and gloomy.

I should just move to Seattle.

How about you? Things going okay?

are you taking shrinking violet out on a date?

because then we're leaning towards best behavior foods...that you don't eat with your hands and are unlikely to end up wearing the rest of the day on your shirt... low chance of stomach upset and gas....

if you're flying solo or hanging with bros then we can think about fire and eating with both hands and tearing huge chunks of meat away from the bone...

Sup bob, how fares the struggle on this fair summer morn?

Morning friendos

1) Finally convinced myself to take a break from FFXIV and let the officers take care of the FC for awhile so that I can readjust and work on my backlog of games/books.

2) I need lunch/dinner ideas for this weekend. GO GO GO!

OOOH that reminds me... we have that conference in the observatory today.

PARKER...my robes

that's.. a little loud to kick off Chinese Wednesday with PARKER...

/chloroformrag

/sneaks in and leave a note in the time machine

hey *** I removed the worm gear drive shaft so king spath doesn't miss his date tomorrow. you're welcome...love nikolce

I radiate anxiety. Get your hazmat suit on!

dude... /points at himself
I'm getting anxiety about it all the way over here

I don't think she's quite as shy as she lets on.

Just not used to the situation.

It's a bit amusing but also a bit anxiety producing since I can be rather playful/flirty and sometimes forget who I'm talking to.

the shrinking violet? /sigh

now MAYBE this is just my berserk levels of paranoia talking...

but um... starting to wonder where she keeps the trophies of her victims... little mementos hiding in plain sight or self storage locker under an assumed name....

not judging... just..you know... the old killer instinct getting triggered...

someone has to.... how else are these cubs going to learn about the jungle?... whoops mentioned jungle



besides... young lions eat the old lions eventually... /elbow

and I've tried hobbling about like a wounded antelope and wearing bbq sauce for perfume but so far nothing is inciting the necessary violence from them so I can take my long overdue dirt nap....

so I'm boring them with unsolicited/unwelcome advice and long winded stories that rarely come to satisfying conclusion

>.>
<.<

Made girl flustered.

Got worried.

Actually did a good.

Back to work.

Sir, you may be exposing too many of our... methods.

/hands misao a bottle of scotch

until we've completed human trials on the unsee beam memory/image removal ray you'll have to use the mind bleach which is temporary and isn't as effective as anyone wishes it was...

/checks one of the prisoners who is now a drool monkey

we have a long way to go PARKER... get this one over to the human sized hamster wheel power generator...at least he can provide us some electricity while he's walking...

/cracks open his own bottle of scotch

/slumps back in his chair