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tired... picked my oldest son up from the airport this morning at 5:00am... it's been confirmed that he inherited my curse of living as a walking confessional... where randos feel some imperative need to unburden themselves and confess all of their darkest secrets to you for no apparent reason...

duh doy son...that's why I live like a deranged hermit in my fortress of paranoia.

all of their salves and remedies are just lard and hot pepper



PARKER likes hanging out with them because the give him old purse candy when they treat him for whip lacerations

Well boss, spend friday morning and this moring working on a house for charity. Mostly I was shooting the wood base to the wall. Fun, I haven't done it in a long time. Besides that, lets see, girl and I rode motorcycle around Saturday, went to 3 parks for local stream things nearby. Tons of walking at them.

And Sunday, alternator pulley went bad in my car, serpentine belt came off. I quickly parked it right next to my mechanics shop I was passing by. Good fortune on that part, so now getting alternator replaced. Hope to get my car back running well today.

she seems cool. I bet we could hang.

/selects white mage from the job change menu in his mog house
<job change animation and sound effect>

My liege you can develop a shortening of the Achilles tendon if you walk like that too much.... PARKER! find a physical therapist to help the king with some stretches



NO...not the crazy rhubarb lady from the village you dunce

Ya see, everyone says that.

I'm not saying my calves ain't nice, cause I'm a terrible judge, but they sure as hell aren't as strong as my gym teacher assumed in high school. I ain't got no hops.

I bet you have some nice calves my king!

I've got nothin'

too much work, and stupid carpentry when I get home (fixing up the son's room) not nearly enough No Man's Sky. bullocks.

sup with the rest of NI? HOW YOU FEELIN'???

My feet are already dead from constantly walking on my tiptoes. Bring it.

It's fun and a killer on the feet

Mmm kendo. I really should do another look to see if there's any schools nearby.

or kendo... kendo would also be good to learn control so you don't split one of your friends nuggets open.



are there any kendo schools out your way in tejas?

I enjoy hurting people more than most people...but some of those guys can get pretty carried away with that ***and then you have to knock their *** out to give them a chance to calm down...

someone always ends up having to explain a shiner at work or call off because of a concussion... and if you never had to put a limb back in a socket you'll have that to look forward to....but first you got to listen to some dude running around screaming with his thumb pointing the wrong direction or his arm hanging down about four inches too low...

I highly recommend learning how to box first... that way you aren't the one losing his ***when you get the wind knocked out of you and cant breathe

I'm at that daydream stage. What I really want is a zweihander. Been going to the gym to get stronger so I can wear full plate and participate in my coworkers medieval combat group.

ya doesn't have to call me johnson!

k... do you own a bow or are you still at the daydream stage?

just call me bob

"Oh you've been approved access to this because you need it"

"Oh sorry, since you slightly changed your leadership your previous approval no longer applies."

Literally were approved for weeks... why didn't they have it done before the change?!

*slams head against wall*

One week away. ONE WEEK.

I shot up a couple hundred clay pigeons... I'm thinking about getting a longer barrel to maybe help improve my accuracy... keep the short barrel on for home defense and switch it out for trap shooting....

Bob the builder Bowman has a nice ring to it... I'm way too lazy for bows... please only use the prisoners of war for your turning arrow practice

yeah me too... /sigh but.. BUT! I do like to imagine all the stupid ***I would buy if I ever remembered to play and then by some miracle, won...

crossbows are cool. I like them. but I want to be proficient with a bow.

Ohhh, this weekend I did work on siting my scope more with my bore laser sight thing. Gonna test it out at range soon, I hope. Must prepare for them zombehs!

I keep forgetting to buy lotto tickets...

I think partially because of the chances of winning an partially because my anxiety is like "*** no."

I love my brain.

Also, get to skip out on a boring meeting this week because I had to choose between getting meds for my brain or staying for a meeting. I think they'll thank me later. :x

I know that feel...

/powerball daydreams

That's the plan! Hehe, shotgun ain't much my thing. Seem fun tho, so I may change my mind later.

the nice thing about crossbows is you can throw a block target just about anywhere to practice.... and you get the first crack at deer (in ohio anyway)... almost a month before all the drunk idiots stumble into the woods.

Back to work.

80 emails while I was gone.

Mother *** I TOLD YOU I WAS OUT FOR A WEEK. I TOLD YOU TO CONTACT MY BACKUP FOR ANYTHING TIME SENSITIVE.

*sigh*

Back to the grind.

should get yourself a repeating crossbow ~ like the one that van helsing uses.