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it's just in the app you use to pay your bill. so nothing secret or hidden. they do random stuff like that. every day is coffee for me, so...

I hate national ______ day, gift cards, trying to find hidden apps, coupons of any kind, starbucks, credits, following directions that are guaranteed to land me on eighty seven calling lists for automotive warranty extension scams and I'm on sprint...but thank you for sharing.

Project 2013 good enough?

Should get project 2019 so you can make a timeline of all error 404 *** not found and the error 504 *** we’re not giving.

*looks at clock*

-4:04 PM-

*looking back at spreadsheets*

"Heh... Error 404, *** not found."

*hears boss snicker on the other side of cubicle*

Didn't realize I said it out loud, but damn am I lucky my coworkers have a sense of humor.

I see you I see you

How about some WU CHAINZ!

Have a great weekend yall

for Z:

/shrug

you'd have been better than some and worse than others I'm sure.

if you have verizon, go in to your myverizon app, hit the three bars in the top left, go to verizonup, and scroll down til you see something saying national coffee day. there will be a $5 starbucks gift card you can get without using credits.

You don’t always need a degree if you can demonstrate an intent to obtain one or have something like 120-200credited units already.

Well their need for a HIgher Education Degree, which I don't have, I figure disqualifies me.

I could be wrong about the ATF Agent requirement not needing a degree from a higher education place, but it is what I remember a few years ago.

I also dreamed of being a Marshal.

In state of VA I COULD also turn into a Bond Recovery Agent. Could have been a hoot. Gave that up cuz I don't wanna throw some Bail Jumper in back of my now nicer car.

Hey Mos, many years ago, back when I was dating the lady in your state, she had mention a couple counties west from her had openings for Sheriff Deputies. Just think, your great state dodged me being a deputy and possible a Sheriff in it. lol.

https://www.fbijobs.gov

However it never hurts to try for the “GS 1811-10” since special agents come and go. Just google gs 1811-10 for an opening near you.

The system admin F-35 fight system squadron is a Lockheed Martin position and has quite the list of “requirements”.

https://www.glassdoor.com/job-listing/senior-mission-planner-it-skills-f-35-cso-flight-ops-luke-afb-lockheed-martin-JV_IC1133888_KO0,61_KE62,77.htm?jl=2924990814&ctt=1538161674594&srs=EI_JOBS

It’s worth a gander.

Aptitude and desire I have, education I can get, experience I'm currently getting. I just need push that desire into action.

PARKER /knows that feel inside and out

You actually need four things... Aptitude, Desire, Education and then Experience. and you need all of the first three to ever gain the forth. degrees and certifications are just icing on the cake.

I have seen men chock full of desire get all hoped up on education only to then wither, die and shrivel up like raisins on the vine because they have no aptitude for thinking "outside the box".../taps his old brain box

like the old sign says...

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but you have to be crazy to work here.

I need to go back to school. >.> The urge is strong right now.

I'd take it. But I want to be an Agent, and I don't qualify for that.

I think ATF Agents are easier to become, which speaks volumes....sign me up for that tho!

it seems like some of the big boys like Amazon are getting tired of hiring "swap and hop" techs and looking for engineers...

/takes a long look

Because you end up paying for them and us so really you’re paying THRICE!!!!

We have extended warranty so we just replace when needed.

Interestingly enough I was checking out the job market and the F-35 crews need system admins (you need top secret clearance and that other Special Clearance).Oh and the FBI is hiring but who wants that gig?

they have to fail hard first, then grovel and admit that they are worthless worms that are undeserving of their paychecks, or come up with a decent excuse as to why they can't do it.

it's a real growing problem when these IT and Maintenance departments get lazier and lazier and ship all of their computers and printers etc. out to Dell whenever they break... sooner or later the higher ups are like we need someone with a degree to pack our broken ***up in boxes?



omg and the bean counters HATE us... Why should we pay you twice what we're already paying them!?

because if anyone at that price were capable of fixing things we wouldn't be having this conversation...

I got the reference, you’re good.

that's money in the bank... he'll probably panic and call by monday
I gave him just enough rope to hang himself with... he asked if he could remote me it...

can I do your job for you remotely? Yes. Am I going to? No. it's one of those things where either you can handle it yourself or I'll have to come there and macgyver it...

<crickets chirping at macgyver reference>

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

censorship is bad, mmm'k. why don't we spraypaint eyebrows on the mona lisa while we're at it?

Maybe he’ll figure out how to file a requisition over the weekend.


Come to think of it...maybe I should fill out a requisition to pay me an extra 100k just see if the rubber stamp department is awake.