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we got Spambuscade started... need more of that... for the back piece and some i119 gear for mnk/other jobs... the points reset each month which is annoying....save your metals.

we gotta kill a metric ***'s *** of dragons and puks in escha to get you silt, to get the tribulens, to kill the nms to get the vorseals to kill tougher nms to get more vorseals and gear...

then there is omen that's pretty straight forward and dynamis D you need 3 ppl to enter... and there is always delve, vagary, sinister reign, incursion...

so... if you dare, start checking out the mnk threads and gear suggestions because you may need to start working on relic/empy/artifact pieces

here is one example... (idk monk) but let's say you want Bhikku Cyclas +1 well that's Reforged Empyrean Armor +1 which means you have to kill Plouton in vagary... if you want the Hesychast's gloves +1 , that's relic and we can kill the bee in delve and rip the stinger out of his butt

you kill some things to get a pop or a ki to kill bigger things to get their drops to upgrade other things so that you can kill more things.

/rolls up the scroll

it's 1986 or so in kent ohio and this kinda punk rock girl I meet wants to go out on a date with me and I agree and where would you like to go and all of this sort of thing and she says she wants to go slumming... I don't know what that was so I'm all where too?

of course we drive to the town where I'm from and go to a thrift store I shop at... and she's all shopping and being all tour guide~y like letting me in on this little secret that this is where the cool kids go to find cheap clothes you wreck later to make punk rock outfits or something...

and I waited until the end of the little excursion to let her know that this is where I got all the clothes I am wearing and it's already where I do all my shopping because I'm poor as ***...and I can't afford to shop anywhere else...yeah...also... I'm not wearing some kind of an outfit...these are the only clothes that I can afford... also I grew up right down the street from here... >.>

she was all oooooooooooh.

I think she was looking for a rich guy that was only pretending to be poor...

/shrug

these boys' mom was divorced and a single parent before that was really a thing... this is in like... the early 80's. and her two boys were... kind of effeminate... ok let's face it... they were sissies.

I was cutting her grass at the time, two acres with a push mower, steep hill...wondering why she didn't make them do it.... and I was maybe all of a year older than her oldest boy. But I was an entrepreneurial young lad that would do just about anything for money and one day she asks me to baby sit them and I was like



Here I am..Mr. Handyman.. I'm like rebuilding her lawnmower, unclogging drains, fixing things around the house... I'm like...these kids are a little old to be babysat for but what the hell...

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I had to make them after school snacks... >.>

ok I'm making snacks for these weenies... like celery with cream cheese... cutting the crusts off of pb&j

these kids would have starved for sure if I hadn't been there... they couldn't make a bowl cereal... they couldn't make toast....

I was like W.T. Actual F.

you have to understand that I had been almost completely independent from age 11... working umpteen odd jobs, doing my own laundry, cooking, cleaning, babysitting these 11 and 12 year old weenies....

I'm like 13... going outside to take a smoke break >.>

They are like scrambling to go watch scooby do and howling for goldfish crackers....

and it just kept getting even super weirder... I was like... becoming the dad in this scenario... and I was like ok I have got to man these boys up...

and that did not go over well and me and the misses began clashing about parenting styles... and finally I was like... ok you know what I'm out.

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