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By Valefor. Sehachan on 2017-02-08 09:56:25 |
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I wanted to reply making a joke about Kojo being virgin but I'm not sure if it's fair game, is that too far? I dunno what people are sensitive about!
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 09:56:12 |
Who's valentine do we wanna ruin next week? *puts evil proposal on the table*
We can make single people sad by telling them how awesome it is to not be single on Valentine's day
Valentine's Day is a consumerist American holiday that contributes nothing to the people!
Ignore it and let the people work for the good of the country that day!
Ah, so instruct the people to make cheap plastic hearts full of chocolates to be shipped out of country |
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By . on 2017-02-08 09:52:02 |
Who's valentine do we wanna ruin next week? *puts evil proposal on the table*
We can make single people sad by telling them how awesome it is to not be single on Valentine's day
Valentine's Day is a consumerist American holiday that contributes nothing to the people!
Ignore it and let the people work for the good of the country that day! |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 09:47:24 |
Who's valentine do we wanna ruin next week? *puts evil proposal on the table*
We can make single people sad by telling them how awesome it is to not be single on Valentine's day |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-08 09:35:36 |
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Bullets are expensive...we'll just have PARKER wang them on the doodle with a lead pipe.
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 09:31:19 |
My research facilities (Chinese Buffets) have been perfecting this for years!
BUFFETS?
YOU LET PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR OWN PORTIONS?
*strikes a servant in anger for no good reason*
WHAT KIND OF DICTATOR ARE YOU?! ALLOWING "CHOICE"!? PREOPOSTEROUS!!!
This is what the "All you can eat! Limit 1 plate of food per family." Sign is for, and the choice does not matter for the signs say that each tray has something else but it's all chicken and broccoli
They're mainly so when those silly Americans come to visit, we pop their heads in to show off our glorious buffets and rush them to our gourmet restaurant before they can get a closer look
Mao likes to eat and is thinking in the contexts of having billions of mouths to consider.
Personally, all you can eat buffet is an excellent way to execute purge. When they drop dead from poisoning you can blame chef.
Yes it's perfect, after the firing squad does its thing you just say that the meals gave them lead poisoning |
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By . on 2017-02-08 09:28:40 |
My research facilities (Chinese Buffets) have been perfecting this for years!
BUFFETS?
YOU LET PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR OWN PORTIONS?
*strikes a servant in anger for no good reason*
WHAT KIND OF DICTATOR ARE YOU?! ALLOWING "CHOICE"!? PREOPOSTEROUS!!!
This is what the "All you can eat! Limit 1 plate of food per family." Sign is for, and the choice does not matter for the signs say that each tray has something else but it's all chicken and broccoli
They're mainly so when those silly Americans come to visit, we pop their heads in to show off our glorious buffets and rush them to our gourmet restaurant before they can get a closer look
Mao likes to eat and is thinking in the contexts of having billions of mouths to consider.
Personally, all you can eat buffet is an excellent way to execute purge. When they drop dead from poisoning you can blame chef. |
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That terrible handwriting. |
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By Valefor. Sehachan on 2017-02-08 09:24:36 |
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Who's valentine do we wanna ruin next week? *puts evil proposal on the table*
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-08 09:19:22 |
PARKER...take him to the MisaPres Cultural Revolution Institute for Re-Education and Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 09:17:01 |
My research facilities (Chinese Buffets) have been perfecting this for years!
BUFFETS?
YOU LET PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR OWN PORTIONS?
*strikes a servant in anger for no good reason*
WHAT KIND OF DICTATOR ARE YOU?! ALLOWING "CHOICE"!? PREOPOSTEROUS!!!
This is what the "All you can eat! Limit 1 plate of food per family." Sign is for, and the choice does not matter for the signs say that each tray has something else but it's all chicken and broccoli
They're mainly so when those silly Americans come to visit, we pop their heads in to show off our glorious buffets and rush them to our gourmet restaurant before they can get a closer look |
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By . on 2017-02-08 09:13:08 |
My research facilities (Chinese Buffets) have been perfecting this for years!
BUFFETS?
YOU LET PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR OWN PORTIONS?
*strikes a servant in anger for no good reason*
WHAT KIND OF DICTATOR ARE YOU?! ALLOWING "CHOICE"!? PREOPOSTEROUS!!! |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 09:11:03 |
Chicken and broccoli with only one or two pieces of chicken
*rubs hands gleefully*
The most evil of Chinese food tactics!
My research facilities (Chinese Buffets) have been perfecting this for years! |
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By . on 2017-02-08 09:08:38 |
Chicken and broccoli with only one or two pieces of chicken
*rubs hands gleefully*
The most evil of Chinese food tactics! |
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-02-08 09:06:19 |
PARKER Edit:
PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER 01252017-01
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of FFXIAH LINKSHELL NI, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. It is the policy of my Administration to seek the prompt repeal of CHINESE WEDNESDAY, as amended (the “Act”). In the meantime, pending such repeal, it is imperative for the executive branch to ensure that the law is being efficiently implemented, take all actions consistent with law to minimize the unwarranted economic and regulatory burdens of the Act, and prepare to afford the States more flexibility and control to create a more free and open Wednesday lunch market.
Section 2. The president, members of his cabinet, his advisers and staff are all hereby and forthwith exempt from all CHINESE WEDNESDAY rules, regulations and punishments for non adherence.
This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against LINKSHELL NI, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
PRESIDENT MISAO
-MisaPres-
<Signature or Mark> I'm rebelling. |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 09:01:40 |
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Nik, is that Executive Order People's Republic of Ni compliant?
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-08 09:01:32 |
How many lives does a nazi cat have?
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-08 08:57:15 |
PARKER Edit:
PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER 01252017-01
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of FFXIAH LINKSHELL NI, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1. It is the policy of my Administration to seek the prompt repeal of CHINESE WEDNESDAY, as amended (the “Act”). In the meantime, pending such repeal, it is imperative for the executive branch to ensure that the law is being efficiently implemented, take all actions consistent with law to minimize the unwarranted economic and regulatory burdens of the Act, and prepare to afford the States more flexibility and control to create a more free and open Wednesday lunch market.
Section 2. The president, members of his cabinet, his advisers and staff are all hereby and forthwith exempt from all CHINESE WEDNESDAY rules, regulations and punishments for non adherence.
This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against LINKSHELL NI, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
PRESIDENT MISAO
-MisaPres-
<Signature or Mark> |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 08:55:52 |
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Chicken and broccoli with only one or two pieces of chicken
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 08:50:47 |
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Free Chinese food for the people every Wednesday so they see that we're generous god kings!
And an unrelated tax every Wednesday equal to a day's salary
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By Cerberus. Dameshi on 2017-02-08 08:44:06 |
I'd like to call to order this meeting of the Axis of Evil.
Does anyone have any topics of interest to bring into today's evil meeting?
I suggest we take a Great Leap Forward into making Chinese Wednesday a global initiative.
A compulsory global initiative. |
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By . on 2017-02-08 08:38:32 |
I'd like to call to order this meeting of the Axis of Evil.
Does anyone have any topics of interest to bring into today's evil meeting?
I suggest we take a Great Leap Forward into making Chinese Wednesday a global initiative.
A compulsory global initiative. |
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I'd like to call to order this meeting of the Axis of Evil.
Does anyone have any topics of interest to bring into today's evil meeting?
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By . on 2017-02-08 08:20:29 |
Your choice was Misa or a fellow that looks a lot like Misa except with a mustache
I voted for Oback Barama this past November, personally.
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-08 08:12:53 |
Was there a vote? I don't remember voting for Misa...
There was
Your choice was Misa or a fellow that looks a lot like Misa except with a mustache |
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By Odin. Hevans on 2017-02-07 19:11:01 |
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lol... "vote".
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By Bismarck. Magnuss on 2017-02-07 18:58:08 |
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Was there a vote? I don't remember voting for Misa...
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By Brynhildr. Misa Pres on 2017-02-07 18:52:40 |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-07 15:40:00 |
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I like long walks along the beach
having 100% voter turnout for my elections
and making sure other countries know who is boss
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-02-07 15:10:19 |
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President misa one up'd you with a pun! nothing is more evil than a pun.
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