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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-02-09 10:50:25 |
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Can you smoke a dank meme?
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By Brynhildr. Misa Pres on 2017-02-09 10:40:54 |
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so then the bae said dat be a dank meme yo dag, its so fresh it is so damn sick, it is da bomb with so much swag it is baller. Y'all be hatin cause dis is lit, you get me fam?
-excuse me as i go wash my mouth with soap-
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-09 10:30:29 |
Let's all go to the whole foods closest to us and replace all of their gluten-free products with gluten-full alternatives I'm happy to report that I don't know where any whole foods is located.
I know where the one in Pittsburgh is because I go there to buy very specific ice cream, and I'll snag a few other things there if they're on sale, but overall their ***is over-priced and I want GMO corn, god dammit. MORE CORN. SAME CORN. LESS MONEY.
DIPSHITS.
But if I eat GMOs they will genetically modify me |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-09 10:27:24 |
The food I bought from their cafe thing was bland
they don't put salt in anything and all their lunch meat is uncured.
but they have some pretty righteous aged steaks in the back so I let them live
No salt?
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-09 10:25:48 |
Let's all go to the whole foods closest to us and replace all of their gluten-free products with gluten-full alternatives
There needs to be a secret code for people who actually have Celiac disease so we can mark products and be like "This says gluten-free, but it's really not, so be careful. We're just saying it is to fool a bunch of shallow crystal grippers and bilk them out of their probably-not-hard-earned money."
We can add a label that says "No seriously, if you have Celiac disease and eat this the sheer amount of condensed gluten in this product will cause your Celiac disease to convert itself into full blown AIDs" |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-09 10:25:05 |
The food I bought from their cafe thing was bland
they don't put salt in anything and all their lunch meat is uncured.
but they have some pretty righteous aged steaks in the back so I let them live |
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By . on 2017-02-09 10:24:32 |
I have always been an apathetic wet blanket.
I'm still not 100% certain "dank" is complimentary... I didn't care if this was sincere or not, I was curious what definition the internet applied to the term lol
part of why I'll often google dumb things purely to read the answers people try to provide
You can always be like me.
Google something and regret it adding another thing to the list you're now inadvertently on some government watch list for looking up because you can't be bothered to keep up with the internet slang... |
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By . on 2017-02-09 10:23:16 |
The food I bought from their cafe thing was bland and shitty and the iced-tea I got was overpriced and gross
I've heard the Pittsburgh location has a decent hot foods section, but I can't be assed to eat there. If I'm going to Pittsburgh to eat I'm going down to Market Square and getting man food. |
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By . on 2017-02-09 10:22:30 |
Let's all go to the whole foods closest to us and replace all of their gluten-free products with gluten-full alternatives I'm happy to report that I don't know where any whole foods is located.
I know where the one in Pittsburgh is because I go there to buy very specific ice cream, and I'll snag a few other things there if they're on sale, but overall their ***is over-priced and I want GMO corn, god dammit. MORE CORN. SAME CORN. LESS MONEY.
DIPSHITS. |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-09 10:21:20 |
Let's all go to the whole foods closest to us and replace all of their gluten-free products with gluten-full alternatives I'm happy to report that I don't know where any whole foods is located.
There was one near my last job. I went to it one time because a co-worker wanted to go. The food I bought from their cafe thing was bland and shitty and the iced-tea I got was overpriced and gross
They also sold water bottles with asparagus or some ***in them for some reason. And sold lot's of GMO-free products. I wanted to slap the the ***out of people |
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By . on 2017-02-09 10:20:12 |
Let's all go to the whole foods closest to us and replace all of their gluten-free products with gluten-full alternatives
There needs to be a secret code for people who actually have Celiac disease so we can mark products and be like "This says gluten-free, but it's really not, so be careful. We're just saying it is to fool a bunch of shallow crystal grippers and bilk them out of their probably-not-hard-earned money." |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-09 10:19:34 |
I tried to help out my father in law last night....
He builds houses and had a meeting with some "potential buyers".
But since his stroke this summer he is easily lead astray, off the beaten path and before you know it, he is sucked down the rabbit hole wondering which side of the mushroom to try first and talking to caterpillars. So I was going to go with him to help him stay on track....
long story short we drive out to the prospects house, meet his architect there.... and the prospects weren't home.
They had left him a message four hours earlier cancelling the 7:00pm appointment. But he forgot how to check his phone messages...
/looks at the phone
there's a 178 voice mail messages on his phone.... >.>
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and I was like... maybe I'll invite him over on sunday for lunch and go through them all.... |
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By Cerberus. Dameshi on 2017-02-09 10:17:38 |
Let's all go to the whole foods closest to us and replace all of their gluten-free products with gluten-full alternatives I'm happy to report that I don't know where any whole foods is located. |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-09 10:16:33 |
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Let's all go to the whole foods closest to us and replace all of their gluten-free products with gluten-full alternatives
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-02-09 10:10:02 |
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waitin'
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-02-09 10:09:05 |
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/tapsfingersondesk
/sighs
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By Brynhildr. Misa Pres on 2017-02-09 10:09:04 |
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tl:dr:
lets evil
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-09 10:04:26 |
I had a long winded screed about half typed when someone burst into my office and I closed the window..
I hate that.
it was too damn long anyways.... trying to come up with a condensed version. |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-02-09 10:01:38 |
I had a long winded screed about half typed when someone burst into my office and I closed the window..
I hate that. |
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By . on 2017-02-09 09:56:41 |
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »drinking coffee and browsing "dank memes," as the kids say.
/Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.gif
Clearly I don't either, I'm just faking it.
I'm still not 100% certain "dank" is complimentary... think of dank like "meta" and "self satirical" towards culture and memes themselves.
Quote: In this context, the word “dank,” originally coined as a term for high quality marijuana, is satirically used as a synonym for “cool.”
Oh, so that's where my towel went.
Donnie took it. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-09 09:48:11 |
when the *** am I going to sleep
I had a long winded screed about half typed when someone burst into my office and I closed the window... here's the tldr version
yadda yadda yadda
don't let the *** wear you down. |
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By . on 2017-02-09 09:34:32 |
drinking coffee and browsing "dank memes," as the kids say.
/Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.gif
Clearly I don't either, I'm just faking it.
I'm still not 100% certain "dank" is complimentary... |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-09 09:33:18 |
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Well, the wii and all other weird Nintendo consoles they decide to come up with
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-09 09:32:10 |
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I'd get a ps4 but I'm trying to save money and I've already spent enough on my PC to game with. If only they made the PS4 cost like $20, that sounds about max on what I would want to pay for a console that isn't something like the Wii because at least for me the Wii does something different
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By Cerberus. Dameshi on 2017-02-09 09:23:37 |
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I'll have to scout them out this weekend.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-02-09 09:20:29 |
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Look in pawnshops.
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By Cerberus. Dameshi on 2017-02-09 09:19:59 |
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »too stressed? Or just from the kiddies?
nah, this:
when the *** am I going to sleep Donnie!?!?! These *** pay me enough that I feel guilty if I'm not present and accounted for, so work, work, work, busy little bee. Then there's a wife and 3 children vying for my time. THEN in ARK the hounds are always at the gates and I must prepare a defense so brutal and terrifying that my comrades hard work shall never be in vain again!!! when does that leave any time for sleep my goofy, frozen, northern friend? EH?!?!?! One of my guys on there is canadian, I love him despite his regional handicap. Meshi if you wanted to try it out for ps4, now might be the time. We're on the rise again, and have completed 80% of the hard work, allowing anyone who joins now the protection of our beefiness without the effort. just throwing it out there, I know how all you *** hate on my console gaming, so spare me the PC only jibber jabber.
How's everyone else? I think thursday is the only day we haven't cemented a tradition to...
I humbly propose a motion to hereby request that thursday be henceforth known as 'Evil Thursday' and the days events must revolve around said theme. If I had a PS4 I would definitely consider. If I can find one for dirt cheap, then that may be arranged. I used to be all console all the time so you won't get pc master race from me. I enjoy console play, find it more relaxing personally. Nothing like sitting back in a recliner or laying on the couch and vegging with some games.
I can get behind evil Thursday. |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-02-09 09:16:58 |
drinking coffee and browsing "dank memes," as the kids say.
/Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.gif |
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-02-09 09:15:47 |
Well our big ole' snow storm last night which made people go stock up on ingredients for french toast, redo their wills, and bunker down in bomb shelters, has passed. Somehow we survived the few inches of White Devil which was preceded by rain and a bit of ice. I'm not sure how we were able to, I suppose by shear willpower and the adaptability of humans. Truly a day to remember. We saw a challenge and we triumphed. Never again will there be doubt in the minds of men of what we can accomplish when we work together. Never forget the day that Pennsylvania survived the 4" snowstorm. Many were lost so that we few may go on.
All I know is that I got a two hour delay and only had to spend ~25 minute shoveling snow, so I come out with a net gain of an hour and 35 minutes of pay for sitting at home, drinking coffee and browsing "dank memes," as the kids say.
I'm okay with this. Schools actually closed around here... |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-02-09 09:15:35 |
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »too stressed? Or just from the kiddies?
nah, this:
when the *** am I going to sleep Donnie!?!?! These *** pay me enough that I feel guilty if I'm not present and accounted for, so work, work, work, busy little bee. Then there's a wife and 3 children vying for my time. THEN in ARK the hounds are always at the gates and I must prepare a defense so brutal and terrifying that my comrades hard work shall never be in vain again!!! when does that leave any time for sleep my goofy, frozen, northern friend? EH?!?!?! One of my guys on there is canadian, I love him despite his regional handicap. Meshi if you wanted to try it out for ps4, now might be the time. We're on the rise again, and have completed 80% of the hard work, allowing anyone who joins now the protection of our beefiness without the effort. just throwing it out there, I know how all you *** hate on my console gaming, so spare me the PC only jibber jabber.
How's everyone else? I think thursday is the only day we haven't cemented a tradition to...
I humbly propose a motion to hereby request that thursday be henceforth known as 'Evil Thursday' and the days events must revolve around said theme. |
