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Thank you, Nik. I actually meant to reply with this and got distracted. I'm glad to see someone is still on the ball around here, because it certainly ain't me.

I hate you so much right now.

inside out is wiggity wiggity wiggitt wack!

No to both.

Is your name Jerry? Did you ever live in south dakota?

Dont do that...people here trying to work ><

Dude, I had "that friend" in high school, you can't fool me.

Shaq agrees.

girlboy this is super good advice, get going.

The only purse I use is the type that is small and with a long chain, so that I can wear it over my head and it does not have an impractical size. I find large purses to be counterproductive to my comfort. I only need to carry a handful of things anyway, the small one is good enough.

She breathes heavily, a bead of sweat runs down her blushing face. Slowly, reluctantly, she reaches into her slacks and pulls out a $5.

That was the day the timid Ms. Barbara was outed as the stripper....White Chocolate.

Ugh. I don't miss working with the general public.

"That'll be $16.11."

*very large women pulls $20 out of her sweaty bra.*

"Do you have any...other...money?"

I guess you might also want to get ready to do laundry more often, apparently

all my skinnies have pockets.... its just weird American jeans that dont have any. I'd rather tuck my money in my socks then in a purse. Money smells anyways!

womens fashion. now you'll be her purse. get ready to put her ***in your pockets.

I'd say "my wife doesn't even own a purse," but she does now because since she's lost weight she's found that apparently women's jeans in smaller sizes don't actually have pockets.

I was doing laundry the other day and went to check her pockets to make sure they were empty before I put them in the washer, and...they didn't open. They were fake pocket outlines to LOOK like they had them, but they were sewn shut with no actual pocket.

What the ***is that!?

Apply icyhot directly onto genitalia

Now they have frostbite

~casts unresisted Blizzaja on Ramy's balls, extinguishing them~

edit: Maybe I shouldnt have done that...

Oh calm down remo, your wife would never let seha close enough to her purse to get them.

*winces*

...not even in text, woman. Not even in text!

*sets Ramy's balls on fire for editing my post*

Fixed.

Edit: Not that I dislike the Cranberries. But "Salvation" is one thing and one thing only to me.

oh god why would you post the cranberries. now all day in my head i'm gonna hear, "do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta let it linger"

If not you, I suppose Dameshi "Mecha-Hitler" Hitler will suffice

Embrace it. Start a new fashion trend. Wear everything inside out. Be an inspiration to us all. Free us from our slave trends of wearing clothing as intended. FREE US. Bring us to prosperity.

Only you can do it, Hev. Only you have the power to safe mankind from itself. You are our champion. You are our salvation.

You'll have to roll in the trash to undo the shower