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lol...the Hindenburg went over better...

but we are in the old folks section of a third party hack website for a dying fifteen year old online japanese video game for unrepentant, strung out, mainline video game junkies rocking back and forth waiting for the methadone clinic to open....

there is probably a forum that advice could have gone over better... one without nikolce's in it

me neither!!! I was showing the aussie boys my dimorphodon army, and an idiot on the server that is all about ICP rode by, so I sic'd them on him, and they chased him all the way to his base (he was on a fast bird) then all 10 of my beautiful creatures were slaughtered mercilessly by their turrets. We must be considered big time on our server though, because the guy apologized and offered to pay for them, when I was clearly the aggressor. many hearty LOL's were had.

It's really too bad you guys won't play on ps4 on our server :(

I like seeing the softer side of Comrade Putin, by the way.

Well look at what the cat dragged in...

Yeah, I saw a tad of that, but was occupied.

Just in case, crayons, get one of those vinyl tablecloths for play-doh or legos. Easy clean up for both. Scrub it off for play-doh, funnel it altogether and pour directly into a box for legos.

Chalkboard paint is awesome for solid or bifold doors. Hell! You might discover that you're tyke is quite the savant with the frescoes. What you think are clouds might deceive you until you see P-O-O-P scrawled in a corner.

Just keep her occupied and you're solid.

I wouldn't recommend recommending he give up video games >.>

I think I'll survive, thank you for asking though.

So a Titanosaur spawned near our house yesterday.

He didn't really do anything... but after almost 3 hours of constant stomping, something had to be done.

Admin powers, activate!

I tried every weapon I could possibly spawn in, nothing did more than a couple hundred damage.

After spamming rockets at it for what felt like forever, I said screw it, spawned a dragon, force tamed it, and started wailing on the thing.

Well, this wasn't going much faster as I had spawned a level 1 Dragon like a derp...

Spawned a 120 dragon.

Still took almost 2 minutes of attacking to murder the remaining health before I quickly murdered both dragons and removed all possible indication that ***had ever happened...

I also tamed a scorpion that late got itself killed by running into my sword when I Was trying to kill another scorpion I had failed to tame.

I do not make a good pet owner.

The 1st Canine Response Unit of Ni has been born.

Godspeed brave soldiers. Godspeed.

PARKER wipe away a tear on your cheek to show the public we care about our armed forces.

You FIX IT! Delayed, but do you still need tips for your bellowing banshee-rina woes?

The plot thickens...

Get sheep over side...women and children to armored car...orders from Captain Zeep."

hang on a second vvienner...we have bigger dogs fish to fry.

PARKER!!!

we took out the wrong building for the realtor!

he was only using that address as a "virtual office"...son of a ***!!! these *** were pretending to be a real company but it was just a front!! who the *** are they working for!?

assemble the spartans! protect the castle at all costs!

of course the realtor's office!!!.... what is this!? your first day?

and just to be sure...... /presses button







because PARKER... we don't want any telemarketing zombies... that's for sure...jebus..../shudders

they're hard enough to understand already.....

any hits for our craiglist add yet?

so....don't go to the evil telemarketing call center today...

PARKER set up a meating with Mister Mysterio and he just walked into the building.... tee hee



no of course everyone else was still in the building PARKER

because duh hello... he never would of went in the building if it was empty

they're telemarketers PARKER...


or they were telemarketers rather....

yes look just put an add in craigslist... telemarketers wanted immediate openings!

I went with a grilled chicken salad for deli tuesday...

been kinda busy today...dicking off....while I was supposed to be working.... I ran a background check on someone for my father in law....potential renter.

which is strange in and of itself since he has never asked me before

but now I know why... this dude he wanted me to look into... is a *** ghost.

I was all




O.O Intrigue Triggered

this guy hasn't left any footprints anywhere.... and the information he provided is all fake...you know like the apartment exists but not the number he listed....and there is no record of him living there...at all ever.

and I'm all... ok....well now I'm interested!

/pulls ninja mask down
/makes hand signs to PARKER
/smokebomb

shhhh! i'm lying in wait for wienner....

Dickpics for Donny...Does that mean Donny is FFXIAH's Harambe.