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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-22 08:47:59 |
I carry a dead man's switch with me at all times. If it is set off, it initiates a protocol which reformats my hdds then lights them on fire.
Can't let anyone see how many pictures of mugs and cheese I have on there.
I was just thinking about the dead man switch from Dredd (2012 movie) |
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-03-22 08:41:25 |
if something ever happens to me, IE go to space, get eaten by gojira, or some other type of disappearance that I leave my computers behind, you have permission to go my house, and dispose of said HDDS I stand by what I said before.
Someone is to make a beautiful slideshow/movie/whatever out of everything they can find on my HDDs. EVERYTHINGI carry a dead man's switch with me at all times. If it is set off, it initiates a protocol which reformats my hdds then lights them on fire.
Can't let anyone see how many pictures of mugs and cheese I have on there. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-22 08:40:02 |
you have permission to go my house, and dispose of said HDDS
PARKER /salutes
and if it's ok with you we're not even going to look at it...
I don't want to know any more....
man did I learn that lesson the hard way.... /vodka
I had to fix my boss' computer and got curious...the images still haunt me.
and even now every once in a while he will catch me looking at him a certain way... when the memories come flooding back. he's all Nik!!! take a look at this on my computer and I'm all /shudder
let's just reformat the hard drive and start over...it's better for everyone
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-03-21 16:32:03 |
just to be sure......
PARKER! fire up the hard drive degausser!
really you just need to drill through it.
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PIED PIPER!!!!***!!!! |
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in my case that would be over a week long of nonstop non repeating JAVs....
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if something ever happens to me, IE go to space, get eaten by gojira, or some other type of disappearance that I leave my computers behind, you have permission to go my house, and dispose of said HDDS I stand by what I said before.
Someone is to make a beautiful slideshow/movie/whatever out of everything they can find on my HDDs. EVERYTHING |
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if something ever happens to me, IE go to space, get eaten by gojira, or some other type of disappearance that I leave my computers behind, you have permission to go my house, and dispose of said HDDS
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-03-21 15:09:23 |
just to be sure......
PARKER! fire up the hard drive degausser!
really you just need to drill through it.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-21 14:52:34 |
Does that make PARKER a Phoenix?
he has burst into flames a few times... testing the envelope glitter bomb.... but it took him an awfully long time to get back up afterwards... it was a lot more "gingerly transported to the intensive care unit" than majestically or powerfully "arise from the ashes" type deal.
why? is there a market for phoenixs that we aren't curently exploiting?
/thinks about it
vegas would probably want at least two shows a night...plus a sunday matinee for the kids....
that's a lot of skin graphs... <adding machine noise> |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-21 14:05:19 |
the mind bleach? did you have to watch the videos?
hmmmm check the medicine cabinet.... might be some leftover from st paddy's day
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-03-21 14:04:33 |
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Does that make PARKER a Phoenix?
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-21 14:03:15 |
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I had to be the bearer of bad news already today.... :(
hey boss remember that one time when I was lone dissenting opinion and you chose to ignore my warnings as the gloomy doomsaying of a life long fatalist...yeah well that all went exactly the way I predicted....PARKER took the brunt of the lightning like cobra strike bite to the *** but the raven and the albatross are also here.... and they don't look happy
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-03-21 14:01:29 |
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You forgot the bleach
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-21 13:57:04 |
just to be sure......
PARKER! fire up the hard drive degausser!
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-03-21 13:48:34 |
What a morning! Sometimes I hate my job
nobody wants to be the bearer of bad news on kill the messenger day....
/shove
bu~bye now
Don't worry the local authorities and DoJ won't come knocking I deleted all the incriminating footage. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-21 13:38:35 |
What a morning! Sometimes I hate my job
nobody wants to be the bearer of bad news on kill the messenger day....
/shove
bu~bye now |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-03-21 13:37:59 |
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I just sort of assume all digital surveillance as a default is watching people at their computers
I'm sorry
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-03-21 13:36:16 |
What a morning! Sometimes I hate my job...today is one of them but not in the typical boorish way.
Who knew 144hrs of digital surveillance was going to take up sooooo much memory ---> this guy.
That is a lot of masturbating |
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-03-21 13:00:57 |
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What a morning! Sometimes I hate my job...today is one of them but not in the typical boorish way.
Who knew 144hrs of digital surveillance was going to take up sooooo much memory ---> this guy.
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By Brynhildr. Misa Pres on 2017-03-21 12:43:41 |
halp! they all too geeewddd
The Issue
As the government prepares for its latest budget, the Misaberglintonian Space Agency is looking for direction from you. Petitioners have been transported to your office to present their ideas.
The Debate
“We should seek out new life and new civilisation,” implores William Kirk, an elderly utopian SF author and astronomer. “There are trillions of stars, and it’s mad to believe Earth alone harbours intelligence. There might be alien green-skinned lovelies, just waiting for contact with a real man. We need telescopes and exploration probes, aimed at the second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Show some enterprise. See what’s out there... That-away.”
[Accept]
“They call it a space race, but being first at any cost is not always the point,” suggests reformist politician Patrick Picard, looking suspiciously at five lightbulbs illuminating the room. “Attend to the small details at the Misaberglintonian Space Agency. Are they assimilating all the men and women needed, in an equal and fair fashion? Sometimes a counsellor can be of as much value as a pilot.” He takes a sip of hot Earl Violet tea. “I may be accused of being overly methodical, but these things matter. Suspend launches for now, and attend to infrastructure. Make it so.”
[Accept]
“Space, I regret to say, is a dangerous place,” offers gruff base-commander and part-time gourmet chef Avery Sisko. “It’s not just about science, nor about being an emissary for corporate profits. It’s about security. Near-Earth space is getting crowded, with a multitude of nations seeking absolute dominion. You don’t want the East Lebatuckese to get any further with their space program, do you? Who knows what they’re doing up there with that Sputnak satellite? We need a new kind of space ship, to show our defiance of those agendas. One with guns. Lots of guns.”
[Accept]
“Is anyone else here kind of bored?” yells young tearaway William Kirk Jr., revving his motorbike as he rides into your office, in clear contravention of rules and regulations. “We gotta make space exciting again for people, make the old things new again! Not just dry data and lore for tech-geeks, but awesomeness for ordinary people who like explosions, and lens-flared sunsets, and stuff like that. Reboot the Space Agency! Let’s have firework displays, televised low orbit skydiving, and celebrity astronauts with great hair! I dare you to do better!”
[Accept]
E) Give all of them all the money! |
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do you? do you?
here have another
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Looking through my posts... my grammar and spelling have really suffered lately.
I need to slooooow dooooooown.
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Coolio, got it back up and running according to Tim.
Who needs "professional" support when I can work my own actual support tickets at work and on my own server issues before I even get a response. >.>
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-03-21 11:45:07 |
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and you could always change the names and icons for the files so no one suspects anything, could even change the file extension that way when they open it up they see bizarre and unreadable strings of characters that will probably just make them raise an eyebrow
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Did any updates or power outages happen before this weird issue? Not that I know of currently. I'll get it figured out. Working on it in between cases and processing data here at work. Lets up no one tries to snoop on my computer and see's my folder of game backups. >.>;
Bury it deep in a new folder titled "New Folder(1)"
they'll think they're going to find a gold mine of weird porn, and will be pleasantly surprised when they see that it's not Nothing but text files with weird names! MWahahahahaha!
Honestly I doubt I even need to do this... only one person I can think of who would even be able to snoop on my computer and he'd just be like "Ooo, what ya dooooing?" |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-03-21 11:42:00 |
Did any updates or power outages happen before this weird issue? Not that I know of currently. I'll get it figured out. Working on it in between cases and processing data here at work. Lets up no one tries to snoop on my computer and see's my folder of game backups. >.>;
Bury it deep in a new folder titled "New Folder(1)"
they'll think they're going to find a gold mine of weird porn, and will be pleasantly surprised when they see that it's not |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-03-21 11:39:48 |
Still can't figure out what's causing the server to crash on start up. x.x
check the services. sometimes I have a problem when some dingleheimer tries to open multiple instances of the programs I have running in the background as a service.
you would think that the huge pop up window warning them to STOP and not to make changes without stopping the service first would be a clue BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
and windows is all Oh? you want me to open the same port twice do you!? well how about NO! |
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Did any updates or power outages happen before this weird issue? Not that I know of currently. I'll get it figured out. Working on it in between cases and processing data here at work. Lets up no one tries to snoop on my computer and see's my folder of game backups. >.>; |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-03-21 11:32:22 |
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Did any updates or power outages happen before this weird issue?
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did you try flipping USB ports
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