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I don't think that they understand the principle/concept behind free lotting and more importantly that nobody would have helped them if they established any of their dumbass "rules" up front.

fu scales are only for pet jobs... I think they were all bitching because they all forgot to turn the quest on?

idk /shrug

We’ll keep a seat warm for ya ^^

I think I will come back soon, I guess I have to start over (bleh) since I sold my account. What a pain in the ***.

Oh nice, I intend to re-gear the bst again someday, I'll put it in ze moghouse.

They would be correct!!! I ninja lotted at the last second and won. already updated my ws macros. lulz. suckers.

I think they thought one of us got the ammo piece but the second run was like Oprah popped and gave everyone Fu Scales. Even Fu was like here have two.

Haha, I actually remember that. We went and got like 15 of them in one day, and we still had people crying they didn't get theirs. I see the loot drama will always be part of FFXI.

fu scale

I'm doing bst body with the second scale

my right side is still sore... I laughed so hard I think I pulled something

had me rolling... the middle daughter probably thought I was losing my weak grip on reality.

I guess you would have to them to understand that this was probably their first, last and only shot at winning against fu....

I laughed pretty hard at "we gotta make some rules on lotting"


we'll be throwing them on the ground here eventually, cursing, the stupid ring again!?

what was that thing Turul dropped everyone whined for... Loki's Kaftan, thanks PARKER

nope... you have to level summoner now! lol

can't trade them...thank you though... but you get one by turning the quest on.

on a free lot for christsake.... god it was making me laugh. sure I was bummed for .5 seconds about having a ***lot on the uber TP ring, but why ***? it's so silly.

grats Zero! you'll have to ring your bell and see if you can get more to drop now...

I got a Fu scale somehow too. can I trade it to you?

oh right.... hang on a second PARKER... [record scratch sound]
before I forget..

I introduced Mosin and Zero to the legend of shiva himself, the one, the only, Samusaron who now goes by Seinda... and his crack team of elite superheroes Ravager!

Who... are these guys? ~Zero

they're noobs zero... scrubass, squabbling noobs... and crybabies, as nitefall pointed out.

they gather like moss on a stone, they argue at great length over a strategy none of them will ever follow, everyone is the leader and the best player ever and you would be hard pressed to nominate the one "voted most likely to complain about everything"

/admires his new +3 body

but we hustled them out of a Fu scale and learned his dumbass gimmick, you let him steal all the buffs and then you summoner burn his *** into submission.

but wait! let's get back to the team... of course there is seinda I'll come ninja because I hate playing whitemage, diehard, (whose real name was silver something?) the might as well of been naked dragoon... tehtlin/orihime why bother properly gearing one smn when you can just have two, and put one /follow on Jas

the cor that died so many times I thought they would de-level...

that's probably everyone....I may have mentioned before they all 2box, badly, which is why half the alliance is standing in the KILL BOX WAITING TO DIE...screaming NO MP!!!

me- /p all non combatants move to the west.... /stands there /waits



Mosin walked over...but almost everyone else died a most painful death

the second run some of them listened and we won... and then they spent the next thirty minutes crying about drops... I couldn't tell if it was the FU scale or the ring zero got... either way they guilt tripped us into a third run...which of course dropped nothing.

So there you have it gentlemen...

those guys were entertaining as all hell last night.

nice choice parker.

hit it PARKER!

that takes me back....

iirc my first event in dyna shell was that stupid rpumps nm alastor antlion
"we'll come back another time to get you yours"

first lie of so very many...

sometimes I'd Diaga to wipe shadows, and just enfeeble his ***.
or cast Diaga on ***that could reflect magic... like colibris
just to *** with his shadows lol

then again, this one time I was allowed to NOT go to dyna as a healer (yay me) I showed War/Drk, and lead ordered a hit ALL night long, to have the thiefs SATA me >_>

lol that's normal...my wife tegmina buffet'd my *** when I got charmed.

come after me will you... wakka chow chow! [tegmina buffet animation] [death knell]

how did I learn to WHM ?
got tossed into a Sky linkshell.
as a whitemage.
as main healer.
as solo whm in an alliance.
at lvl 68.

dynamis soon after.


fun story.
Dynamis lead at some point, liked to do pulls as Nin/Drk
fun little times for a bored whitemage, when he would get charmed...
...casted Aspir on him, and was followed by angry raging
"*** Misa! stop it!"

[/shock of recognition]
we must have gone to the same school... Saint Dynamis

I like watching DD's die... we should hang out

oh yes.
DD getting greedy and pulling hate or doing something silly, or just for fun? Regen + Haste and good luck. you have now become another healer's or a rdm's problem.

I was/am probably the worst whm ever... you get a regen...and that's it!!! glhf


oh no worries brah... participation in all events is optional.

it doesn't matter if we can clear it with who we have show up or not we're going!!! with or withoooooooooooooooooout youuuuuuu whoa whooooooa.

slows us down and teaches us a lesson, too. As a drunk monk, I wholly approve.