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Donnie is legion.

prolly to bypass topic bans :v

As an off-the-cuff comment to drive home a point about being rich, I've always understood this as metaphor.

But my brain can't help but play this out and can you imagine how uncomfortable it would actually be? Not to mention the diseases you'd pick up through a mucus membrane line your butthole. Money is never clean no matter how many times it's been laundered!

no.

but it reminds me of a story!!!
/puts out carpet squares for everyone to sit on

not so long ago...about the same time as the advent of internet mail came the internet mail scam... the nigerian prince scam was one of these and back when it started my boss asked for my opinion of it. It's the one where they say they want to put 250 million dollars in your account to launder it and you get 10% or whatever and all they need is an account number to transfer it too.

and I looked at it and said "they'll probably just take the money out of your account"
boss "I'll open a new account"
and i said "then they'll take the money out of your new account"
boss "I'll just start a new account with $50 or whatever the minimum is"
and i said "then they'll take the $50 out of your new account"
boss "but it's only $50"
and I said "which is not bad for sending a couple of emails"

the reason it works is, like we discussed earlier, most people, when they think about the future can't think about the negative things.

so you think you'll be clever and tell some russian jerkoff to go *** himself.... then the next thing you know you wake up in a bathroom in a vegas hotel with your kidney missing along with all your money and your clothes and you can't go to the police because the floor of the hotel is lined with naked pictures of you and a CLEARLY underage russian prostitue named Katya and you are forced to spend the rest of your life working to pay off Katya's pimp's credit card bills..

So yes you should definately write him back and then ask him to meet you at your house for a showdown and give him your address...
and tell him it can be any day but your birthday and then tell him when that is.... and then of course give him your social security number to let him know YOU MEAN BUSINESS.


No offense to us... But if you were smart enough to find the golden loophole in any one of these... Altana only knows how many scams, then you would be too busy bathing in champagne and wiping your *** with $100 bills to hang out here with us.

the end

Why make a new account to post from?

Look, I can handle the international election tampering, but trying to mess up my Andromeda save files is a step too far.

Tell them you're looking for a Russian bride and good vodka.

Apparently some russians tried to hack my origen account (*** of course russian hacking) that I don't use, and origen was kind enough to let me know that my email account was changed twice (the first time that I reverted, and the second a few minutes after that), and it gave me the emails that it was trying to be changed to

Should I send them an email?

copy pasta is real so assume the 2nd

is this/are you lenneth from germany? or another one of josiah's socks? >.>

there was a punchline?

i still dont get the funny part.

i did not get the joke

NO.

I have never met a vegetarian/vegan that didn't constantly look/act/feel sick.

Runny nose, watery/puffy eyes, pale blotchy skin, hair loss, constantly on antibiotics for weird infections that nobody else gets...

they all look like prisoners of war. no matter what new protein replacement they come out with they are still missing some critical bacon nutrients and slowly karen carpentering into nothingness.
It's gross.

and if you want to kill yourself with malnutrition, that's your business. but don't promote it. don't try to sell it to us as a healthy lifestyle because we aren't buying it.

eat a pork chop or a bacon double cheeseburger and feel your body's cells scream with joy.

cows are vegetarians, ok?, they have four stomachs and eat grass all day long just to stay alive. ain't nobody got time for that!

Donnie with a world record breaking 150 years out of his element tchaikovsky " joke"

you tell her buddeh!

nononoono not how it works.
If <insert deity> wanted me to be a Vegetarian, I would have been Misa Bunny.
and there should be enough meat here for everyone to stuff their faces with cheeseburgers, steaks, fillet minion, cheesesteak bologna, italian and german sausages and other meats, fish and birds.

so stuff away!

only meat banned here, is stupid galkan sausage cause reasons.

we keep all of our tofu, imitation meat and other vegetarian options stored in Mos' neighbor's Lawn Fridge.

hairron. i need you to review my planned pc build to see if i'm forgetting anything, and if it'll be able to expand to sli later.

I typically substitute my Brussels Sprouts with home made Jambalaya for "Gassy Monday"

Yeah that'd be bright as ***.

Heh. Truth be told, most of the crazy ***in our home was purchased, be it by myself or Ms. Ramyrez, sober and fully in control of my faculties.*



*In as much as I am able to be so.


Fun!

...but no, it'd be more like:

You should be happy, means there's more meat for you on monday <.<

will have to ask kindly to please GTFO before we call security and cleanse you with fire.

PARKER -get her a "I love Meat" t-shirt and shower her salad with bacon bits.

How I envision what a day hanging out with Ramy would be like.

i was gonna get

this

for my office/mancave, but reviews say it's way too bright.

Imagine's Ramy's house filled with junk collected throughout his drunken shopping sprees.

Oh I like that.

Looked it up and wishlisted it.

Next time I go on a drunken shopping spree that sucker will mine.

Another wasted cracked nuts/nut cracker opportunity...le'sigh

Oh and

i like this clock, but it's $75...