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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-04-13 09:35:12 |
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »RT flag
/uses flag to wipe ***
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By Asura. Vienner on 2017-04-13 03:00:48 |
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Cant wait for the rest of your adventures! fun read :D
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-04-12 21:16:24 |
I saw spath in BoTW last night he's like everywhere once you get to Japan Land. I'm mildly worried but mostly curious...
So I finally got around to tweaking some files last night on the gaming pc. Loaded up Breath of the Wild and it was glorious at 60fps. Only draw back was the ridiculous speed in some of the shrines. Then I realized I hadn't activated the 2160p graphics pack...it was Vanglorious.
So tonight I finally sat down and committed some time to playing through the first area of Breath of the Wild or as I like to call it the Legend of Zelda: The Great Calamity that Befell the Kingdom of Ni.
Should warn you all the images are 2560x1080.
So I met this old dude on top of this mountain, who at first I thought was either Mosin or Nikolce. I figured he was Mosin because he was mad chill and was like "dude you climbed up this cold *** mountain? here take a parka for your troubles. You should totally check out that shrine over there". Obviously it was not Niko because he would have kicked me off the mountain and laughed as I tumbled down into the cold *** river below.
So off I go all Kurgan like shouting "There can be only one!"
I get to the shrine and I'm like damn this view is NOICE.
Inside the Shrine I meet Niko and he is like "GTFO out my shrine but first take some Whiskey for your Soul and head to the Temple of Altana and pray for Mercy"
So off to the Temple I go...
There I meet that mad chill old dude who I thought was Mosin. Turns out its really, King Meshi and he begins to tells me about how he's been cursed with this horrible green glow....
.... and how 100 days ago a great calamity befell the Kingdom of Ni in the guise of Calamity Rooks and his 4 Beasts AnalMolly, Smackeron, and 2 other guys nobody remembers but they're M.I.A. He then tells me of how they captured him and doused him with the forsaken green glow to replace one of the two.
And I'm all like:
THE SAGA CONTINUES...
King Meshi told me I needed to make haste to Kakakakakakakariko Village aka Japan Land. So I headed east at his urging. I came across this deer...
Somehow I found myself at the infamous Deer Hunt Stop on a rainy night. I was starting to feel like the Insane Clown Posse because there is no way I could be in Oklahoma, but here I was.
These guys were dressed like Central Asians or Mongolians but inside I spotted the infamous woman/elderly lady who tried to seduce AnalMolly. She tried her charms on me but... NOPE!
I high tailed it back up the dueling rocks and in the distance must have been New York City post Dollar Flu Outbreak's Dark Zone because in the words of Rick Valassi There be Dragons
Its that curved arch in the distance...
So I explored the mountain a little bit and ran into this guy
Needless to say I ran for my life...
Leading me to capture my new steed MikeJaxson and we met D.R.A.M and he wanted to tell me about his brocolis
I wouldn't recommend eating them
Eventually me and MJ made it to Japan Land and ran into Spath
After some exploring I ran into Fone and that's when I got wife agro'd:
But now I'm a Mo'Fing Samurai:
Because..
Japan Land
Also I adventured to Hateno which sounds Asian but apparently its like a Dutch village. There I met Misa
Who told me you have no memories and you suck at life and should quit the game... so I did. |
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By Ultros. Chu Chu on 2017-04-12 19:39:37 |
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »/wanders in and plants RT flag
/wanders out /pokes |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-04-12 19:36:24 |
If you'd prefer it I can always shitpost |
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/wanders in and plants RT flag
/wanders out
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-04-12 18:51:56 |
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NERDS!!!
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By Excalibur. Idiot Boy on 2017-04-12 18:37:25 |
Am I the only one that thinks Lua is insane?
I'd almost rather program in C.
I get why the Windower team used Lua, but I'm with you, I can't stand it. It's by far my least favorite language that I have to use with any frequency at all. Lua's got all the downsides of the dynamic languages without most of their benefits. |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-04-12 16:39:26 |
that and in C#
Quote: The logical AND operator (&&) returns the boolean value true if both operands are true and returns false otherwise. The operands are implicitly converted to type bool prior to evaluation, and the result is of type bool. Logical AND has left-to-right associativity.
which to me is less annoying because it's actually returning a boolean |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-04-12 16:34:54 |
I mean I guess it does make sense, but whoever wrote that seems to make it intentionally annoying to read
in C# the && operator won't evaluate the second value if the first is false, but they write it out in a much nicer way
Quote: for x & y
except that if x is false, y is not evaluated, because the result of the AND operation is false no matter what the value of y is. This is known as "short-circuit" evaluation.
but I do like the way MSDN has their ***set up
I mean what I was reading (and I think you may have quoted it as well?) was the LUA-users wiki, and I don't know if that's just like a fan-site of those who go bonkers over LUA |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-04-12 16:25:45 |
Quote: Rather in Lua, it returns the first argument (without even executing the second one) if its value is false or nil, and the second argument if the first argument is not false or nil.
OH COME ON |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-04-12 16:21:30 |
Am I the only one that thinks Lua is insane?
I'd almost rather program in C.
from what I have heard.. if you didn't learn c/c++/c# first it's faster to learn.
which is great if you have a time machine....or a memory eraser...
I've honestly never heard much about lua and haven't ever had a chance to use it. What makes it so difficult to learn if you already know C, C++, or C#? Stupid ***like this:
Quote: or
The or binary operator also does not necessarily return a boolean value (see notes for and above). If the first argument is true it is returned, otherwise the second argument is returned. So, a boolean is only returned if the first argument is true or the second argument is a boolean. Basically, it does a lot of ***that isn't really helpful, at a cost of being relatively illegible compared to other languages.
But it isn't different enough to prevent you from getting in trouble by accident.
Also, table indexes/keys not accessible sequentially except in special cases, length of tables is not a given function. lua apparently said: > = "hello" or "there", 1 or 0
hello 1
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part of why i hate XI now.
games should be fun, not be one of those games math problems that one teacher in school warned you about and you thought you would never see in your life... But I liked those math problems... |
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part of why i hate XI now.
games should be fun, not be one of those games math problems that one teacher in school warned you about and you thought you would never see in your life...
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-04-12 15:00:36 |
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Run it back to Fortran y'all.
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By Bahamut. Milamber on 2017-04-12 14:54:11 |
Am I the only one that thinks Lua is insane?
I'd almost rather program in C.
from what I have heard.. if you didn't learn c/c++/c# first it's faster to learn.
which is great if you have a time machine....or a memory eraser...
I've honestly never heard much about lua and haven't ever had a chance to use it. What makes it so difficult to learn if you already know C, C++, or C#? Stupid ***like this:
Quote: or
The or binary operator also does not necessarily return a boolean value (see notes for and above). If the first argument is true it is returned, otherwise the second argument is returned. So, a boolean is only returned if the first argument is true or the second argument is a boolean. Basically, it does a lot of ***that isn't really helpful, at a cost of being relatively illegible compared to other languages.
But it isn't different enough to prevent you from getting in trouble by accident.
Also, table indexes/keys not accessible sequentially except in special cases, length of tables is not a given function. |
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-04-12 14:36:39 |
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hello world?
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-04-12 14:30:04 |
Am I the only one that thinks Lua is insane?
I'd almost rather program in C.
from what I have heard.. if you didn't learn c/c++/c# first it's faster to learn.
which is great if you have a time machine....or a memory eraser...
I've honestly never heard much about lua and haven't ever had a chance to use it. What makes it so difficult to learn if you already know C, C++, or C#? |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-04-12 13:17:17 |
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PARKER Edit: that'll be tree fiddy!
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-04-12 13:16:42 |
DODO EXTERMINATION TEAM
TO THE PAIN!!!
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hmmmm what should we put on them tho? A dead dodo. |
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hmmmm what should we put on them tho?
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Misa, Meshi. I think we need to make T-shirts.
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By . on 2017-04-12 12:21:23 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-04-12 12:20:28 |
Am I the only one that thinks Lua is insane?
I'd almost rather program in C.
from what I have heard.. if you didn't learn c/c++/c# first it's faster to learn.
which is great if you have a time machine....or a memory eraser... |
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By . on 2017-04-12 12:20:13 |
Am I the only one that thinks Lua is insane?
I'd almost rather program in C. YouTube Video Placeholder |
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By Bahamut. Milamber on 2017-04-12 12:10:07 |
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Am I the only one that thinks Lua is insane?
I'd almost rather program in C.
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-04-12 11:40:16 |
Made a big batch of jambalaya yesterday and I intend to get my spice on pumpkin spice?
Nah, I threw in a healthy amount of ground cayenne and I cut up some serrano peppers and threw that in there as well
I've yet to use a habanero in my jambalaya, but I like the color of serrano peppers or jalapenos more in it anyways, and the heat isn't too low with the amount I add |
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Made a big batch of jambalaya yesterday and I intend to get my spice on pumpkin spice? |
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I saw spath in BoTW last night he's like everywhere once you get to Japan Land. I'm mildly worried but mostly curious... |
