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well if they ever start giving out awards for the "worst possible/least funny joke" in any given scenario, ever posted on the internet, I'll be sure to have PARKER get your name submitted.

because...and just hear me out here for a second....

when you find the context where "anal bleeding" is somehow funny to anyone, please have them get back to us and let us know how that works

thanks

What's the over-under at?

What he means is: We're taking bets on your time of death.

?

the number of people rooting for "the other stuff" to win continues to climb...

Well I was joking about the anal bleeding, the other stuff not so much

I'll admit the Jaerik disappointment scared me the most. :<

I almost spit out my drink on this one.

Don't worry boss I'm just smoking some this weed here to combat all that possible anal bleeding I may have been kinda joking about...

I CC'd the entire staff. And your family. And your friends. And Jaerik. Think of the disappointment.

Pfft, CEO don't care about me. Hell I saw him in our building a day or so before I left. Thought it was funny as hell since we're not really all that close to the main campus.

Don't think he even recognized me from my On Boarding.

I am too, but luckily I've been sick the past couple days >.>

I'm emailing the CEO right now.

I'm using a PTO day... I really hope work doesn't think I drove out to Colorado or something. <,<

I'm sure an awful lot of "sick days" are being used today.

I remember this one time I was smoking a joint in my car in the basement of a parking garage, (it was early morning nobody else there), security guard rolled up knocked on my window and said "let me get a hit and I never saw you".

Great times.

God I remember at least two kids from high school who got tricked into buying and smoking Oregano and never realized it... Those poor stupid ***.

devil's oregano

I knew Meshi enjoyed the devil's lettuce.

Dat sticky-icky-icky.

They have green bars for a reason, you know.

So much 420 swag as I blaze some sticky dank today, bro.

#legalizeit

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Can never be too rich sure.

If you had Chimay and enjoyed it you will like it.
Due to import costs and fluctuations in the Euros value it's an amazing cost effective alternative to Chimay at the moment.

So finally got around to downloading Neir:Automata this morning, while I'm at work. I have a bad habit of buying games on Steam then not downloading them to play for months. I thought I should share...

Don't forget the proper protection.


Make it clean.

PARKER Edit:
I think he is just delirious from teh Consumption sir... I'll get the leeches.

PARKER edit: /wink