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I'm in SLC. It's snowing. This sucks. Happy Friday.

/sits in the break room and eats pie

man I need to take a break... or a vacation... TAIDPF (thank altana it's dance party friday)

what a week...

/backreads ewww...smelly teenage basement trolls

I imposed a mandatory daily shower rule for everyone staying at my house. Can so and so stay over this weekend? Only if they promise to make use of our shower holy jeebus even some of the girl nerds are stinky... wtf.

/sigh
/puts feet up

feels good to relax for a minute...so much stupid crap going on this week. /rubs temples

I think what little was once left of my brain quit already...

PARKER!! pour me another cup of that cinnamon pastry flavored coffee... cinnaminamin... cimaniminin...minimum cinnamon ...cinnaminimum... minicinnamon...minicinnamaximum.

/stares at a wall

yeah I'm spent...
you guys go on without me I think I'm gunna cop a nap

/looks for chloroform rag

They really need to fix those animation locks :/

Poor guy probably pressed the wrong button

Someone brought in pie at the office today.

Pie for breakfast it is!

As a cat, this offends me.
Cats are way more groomed and cleaned than these foul beasts.

we call that the, "smells like they have a cat... but there is no cat smell.".

what a person does to smell like moldy cat piss is a question i don't want to know the answer to.

This is worse than horse ***

When I used to walk pass the Magic the Gathering players at my college (we nicknamed them "Couch Critters") I was always reminded of the smell

I tried playing magic with them once too, but seeing as how my least favorite part of magic is the people I did not play much with them

But at least now I know that having a required meeting with the alpha-nerd and his underlings before you play is a typical thing that occurs in the magic scene

I've spent enough time around Amish. I'm prepared for convention smells.

I never understood why 80% of people at conventions suddenly forget how to clean themselves.

or if they haven't forgotten... how they made it through life up to that point without doing it on a regular basis.

Ahhh the smell of a convention, how i miss thee (not).
Walking up the ailes there , some smells are way bad, thatbyou wish tou could sit with a hobo under a bridge, and just sniff at him, to clear that aweful smell.

Last time I went to one of those Nerd things I remember a lot of the people there smelling like they didn't practice proper hygiene

Especially​ the magic the gathering section

Magic players are the worst

I've never heard of em either...

maybe volkom has a weird thing for "mango"? idk... I try not to judge...

I never heard of any of those people lol

<~old

like 15 or so friends from college are going, so its like the only time we can get together and hang out in person~

do people actually go there to meet the people that were up for the meet and greet?

spooky even... a couple of gray beehive hairdos and a hurrycane short

I went to the website and I still don't understand how they get people to pay to go there
website

Oddly similar in appearance to the slots section on a casino floor.

when I was a child, nothing creeped me right the *** out more than old dudes with hairy fingers/knuckles....

so of course with karma being a relentless *** guess what I wound up with...

big old son of a bitching hair covered meat mitts....

gonna be going to one of these tomorrow/all weekend ~ (dreamhack)


i'll take some pictures while i'm there

Impossible. How do you expect him to work a camera without opposable thumbs?

We need proof

ok... /rummages around in the grab bag of excuses

dentist appointment?

or... food poisoning... sick relative needs to be taken to doctor...

when my son wants to stay home from school we always joke that we are going to call the school office and them he has explosive diarrhea.

I wanna go home

We're awesome!