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Anthropomorphic, totally different!

He said on a website that's at least 50% populated by guys pretending to be sexy catgirls.

Indubitably.

*sips tea*

needs more Kara, Z, Mil.

this stew is off in the meantime.

yeah. maybe we should consider talking about something other than blood coming out of our buttholes and blowing donkies...
it's not real chick frendly up in this ***...





I mean /monocle

hear hear my good chaps

No one is clicking your animal porn links Ramy. reported.


I did OK. went to a bachelor party saturday, and crippled myself during the bowling portion. I never thought that would aggravate my back, it's a 'sport' for 90 year olds and big fat guys for ***. I then, like a jackass, powered my way through 2 more games with the aid of jack daniels and a big fat joint that lofted back into the bar portion of the bowling alley somehow. which only put me into god damned near traction yesterday.

Ark has been pissing me off too. seems like everytime I try to make any progress, glitch, bluescreen, death, lose all yo ***. It's becoming pretty tiresome. tryed some homo-erotic bro roadtrip (FF15) for a while yesterday, idk how much I like it, but I'm gonna keep giving it a go for a while. one of the free ps+ games has been a ball with the kids (Lovers in a dangerous spacetime).

idk. getting real tired of getting old. My *** body doesn't hold up for *** anymore. what if I have to kick someone's *** again? this is all a bit too much, and I know I say this every few months, but I want off this ride.

/endmelancholymondayrant

yeah... we're all men of the world here remo...let's not pretend tijuana doesn't exist and try to class this operation up any...

let's say a little prayer that none of the silver haired cat girls get captured by the FARC..

Dear Altana..see above..thankies, nik

what do you want!? I'm busy!

no...just send the regular hookers. remo can keep all the catherine the greats to himself

An entire team of Catherine the Greats for Juan and his fine steed!

I had an awesome weekend...ate almost a pound of bacon at brunch...smoked a big fat cigar while doing yardwork... watched Berserk all snuggled up with the misses...

yesterday's weather was all schizo... like being in the eye of a hurricane... it was hot and windy and humid and cool and warm...it was as ohio as it gets. we didn't do jack ***. little food shopping, go out for chinese food... drink some scotch....ah! the good life...



today. not so much.

freeway acciedent, I'm late, got stuck in traffic, boss screaming at me the second I walk in because one of his files is missing. the old *** always wants a paper backup of everthing, tree serial killer.... scramble around printing up a new one, walk in to hand it to him and he has his copy open on his desk reading it....

and then he tries to play it off like he meant some other documents that aren't in the file >.>

/coffee sip

PARKER this coffee is excellent... dispatch a troupe of hookers from the number 9 pleasure district to service juan valdez and his donkey at once.

Cheers big guy

Sailor Jerry may say I'm making it all up, but "Pics. It happened!"

I SAW WHAT I SAW.

*** you rammy...

She liked a few posts in P&R on...Wednesday? Friday?

I dunno, but I saw it.

We all do.

I still miss Z.

/quits his job to go clean up after fires for a living

Beautiful days make me want to leave work early to stay indoors as well

yes sir. /checks watchless arm
I do believe at the sound of the tone me screaming it is start a small fire so we can all go home early and drink scotch o'clock....

wait for it PARKER...... and don't block the exit with the fire like last time you ***.... ok go

Coaching some competitors for a national tournament and I guess it was worth it.

I'm debating cutting out early. It's a beautiful day and quite frankly I don't feel like being here today.

Jebus...what in the hell did you do to get banished to utah?

and quick follow up question

was it worth it?