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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-10 14:52:35 |
You're going to get foot loose and fancy free in China
no not really... /kicks dust
like all my trips it's for evil service and it's in the shittiest part of one of the worst cities ever... friggin Jinan... in like in "the new heavy industrial district" or some god awful shithole....
I get to take a bullet train there from beijing
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By Caitsith. Zahrah on 2017-05-10 14:42:24 |
Partial to a Paul Ruddism
heya hoppy! ltns how's things and stuff?
Can't complain. Forgot to leave a book in the car for when I'm stuck frittering away some time, so I had the urge to pop into crazy town out of morbid curiosity.
And I can't NOT upvote some Joe Walsh.
Hmmm? You're going to get foot loose and fancy free in China or the other guy? |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-10 14:31:52 |
Partial to a Paul Ruddism
heya hoppy! ltns how's things and stuff? |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-10 14:28:23 |
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<~ is a fat ***
WTF!? That's now the second guy that tried to buy me off with food... how much is a call? me- oh it's fifteen hundred dollars that's too much herpaderp how about I buy you lunch
where the *** are you taking me to lunch that I'm going to forget that you owe me fifteen hundred dollars!? las vegas!?
then the other guy...I have to go to stupid china first week of june and when I quoted this guy he was all "is it any less if I offer to pay for your meals?"
*** NO! Why don't you just tie a donought to the end of a stick you ***!
How much *** food do you think I eat in a week?...almost twenty thousand dollar call to china...how much of that do you think is food!?...you son of a ***!
/does the math
probably be like....a couple hundred dollars tops... cheap restarants over thare are like $2.50 for a meal...coke is fiddy cent...nice dinner for two is under twenty bucks.../gets even angrier
PARKER!
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By Caitsith. Zahrah on 2017-05-10 14:19:42 |
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Partial to a Paul Ruddism from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall': When life gives you lemons, you say, "*** the lemons!"
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-10 13:04:27 |
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By Lakshmi. Flavin on 2017-05-10 12:51:45 |
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Life is good...
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-10 12:05:53 |
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Life can go suck lemon juice Nah, that's obviously what life wants. It handed you lemons to make you squeeze them like a servant!
Don't let life control you.
Control life! |
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Life can go suck lemon juice
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I'm starting to feel like I have some perks that boost my luck stat Some days I feel like luck was my dump stat.
Other days I feel like it was my top stat.
Which leads me to believe there is a consistency stat and that is definitely my dump stat. I am consistently inconsistent, which begs the question am I consistent or inconsistent?
Or life is just mysterious and we should never assume nor take anything for granted.
/shrug *** that noise. I'm punching life in the face and taking what I want!
LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS AND I TURNED THOSE LEMONS INTO ACTIVE HAND GRENADES!
Knowing Life, Life expected that and set them up to explode in your hands :( Then life can enjoy these bloody stumps all over their face! |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-10 11:34:50 |
I'm starting to feel like I have some perks that boost my luck stat Some days I feel like luck was my dump stat.
Other days I feel like it was my top stat.
Which leads me to believe there is a consistency stat and that is definitely my dump stat. I am consistently inconsistent, which begs the question am I consistent or inconsistent?
Or life is just mysterious and we should never assume nor take anything for granted.
/shrug *** that noise. I'm punching life in the face and taking what I want!
LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS AND I TURNED THOSE LEMONS INTO ACTIVE HAND GRENADES!
Knowing Life, Life expected that and set them up to explode in your hands :( |
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I'm starting to feel like I have some perks that boost my luck stat Some days I feel like luck was my dump stat.
Other days I feel like it was my top stat.
Which leads me to believe there is a consistency stat and that is definitely my dump stat. I am consistently inconsistent, which begs the question am I consistent or inconsistent?
Or life is just mysterious and we should never assume nor take anything for granted.
/shrug *** that noise. I'm punching life in the face and taking what I want!
LIFE GAVE ME LEMONS AND I TURNED THOSE LEMONS INTO ACTIVE HAND GRENADES! |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-10 10:41:50 |
Or life is just mysterious and we should never assume nor take anything for granted.  |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-10 10:39:32 |
Perfume Genius
I...
you know what nevermind I'll just pretend that you posted that on melancholy monday and not go in the basement for a while.... |
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-10 10:18:46 |
I'm starting to feel like I have some perks that boost my luck stat Some days I feel like luck was my dump stat.
Other days I feel like it was my top stat.
Which leads me to believe there is a consistency stat and that is definitely my dump stat. I am consistently inconsistent, which begs the question am I consistent or inconsistent?
Or life is just mysterious and we should never assume nor take anything for granted.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-05-10 09:37:31 |
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-10 09:19:01 |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-10 09:15:26 |
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I'm starting to feel like I have some perks that boost my luck stat
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-10 08:52:48 |
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-05-09 19:38:33 |
finished putting parts together. ran out of duct tape, but i thought xiv benchmark would be a good place to start.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-09 13:41:28 |
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-09 13:38:58 |
omfg... if the program runs as a service in windows and it's a known issue that you need to restart the computer in order for any changes you make to it to be saved how many times/different ways do I need to explain that to you before you understand it and no longer need it repeated to you?
because if the answer is less than eleven I may have a job opportunity available for you in beautiful somerset kentucky home of whiskey and bluegrass music and the renfro valley and more bucktooth weasel faced inbred hillbillies than you can shake a stick at....
peach city is nearby it's a farmer's market that's open sometimes...they have peaches...there is a coon hunting club....a mc d's, a kfc and a wendys...it's *** kentucky what do you want to be there!? they have rolling hills, bad drivers, shitty weather and presumably terrible schools .
you could be the smartest person there! I know I am whenever I go there because holy ***these idiots are driving me straight up a *** wall. I was there last friday... we have been over this REBOOT... thing... I don't know how many times you have to restart the computer or the changes don't stick ...what the *** people I know it's a tech support cliche but just restart the *** computer
then you just put your dumbest hillbilly face on that you can muster and then say in a stupid kentucky accent But why?...<insert long pause here>....I don't understand it...
but that's the beauty of it sir you don't need to understand it. it functions flawlessly on it's own without the slightest bit of understanding of the complexity of it's nature from you.... all you just have to do is restart the computer and that is it.
/reaches hand through phone to move the mouse
it's magnets
it's mysticism
it's windows
it's up in the cloud
it's quite frankly whatever the hell you want it to be, for any reason you can think of as long as you restart. the. fricken. computer. ....
ok it's in the middle of nowhere, you have to talk to me over the phone, you will be beset on all sides by inequities of the idiotic and the tyranny of stupid people... please forward your resumes to PARKER
What kind of healthcare does Evil Inc. offer? Retirement benefits? Relocation compensation? What is the drinking policy? Is there an opening for king? |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-09 13:19:47 |
omfg... if the program runs as a service in windows and it's a known issue that you need to restart the computer in order for any changes you make to it to be saved how many times/different ways do I need to explain that to you before you understand it and no longer need it repeated to you?
because if the answer is less than eleven I may have a job opportunity available for you in beautiful somerset kentucky home of whiskey and bluegrass music and the renfro valley and more bucktooth weasel faced inbred hillbillies than you can shake a stick at....
peach city is nearby it's a farmer's market that's open sometimes...they have peaches...there is a coon hunting club....a mc d's, a kfc and a wendys...it's *** kentucky what do you want to be there!? they have rolling hills, bad drivers, shitty weather and presumably terrible schools .
you could be the smartest person there! I know I am whenever I go there because holy ***these idiots are driving me straight up a *** wall. I was there last friday... we have been over this REBOOT... thing... I don't know how many times you have to restart the computer or the changes don't stick ...what the *** people I know it's a tech support cliche but just restart the *** computer
then you just put your dumbest hillbilly face on that you can muster and then say in a stupid kentucky accent But why?...<insert long pause here>....I don't understand it...
but that's the beauty of it sir you don't need to understand it. it functions flawlessly on it's own without the slightest bit of understanding of the complexity of it's nature from you.... all you just have to do is restart the computer and that is it.
/reaches hand through phone to move the mouse
it's magnets
it's mysticism
it's windows
it's up in the cloud
it's quite frankly whatever the hell you want it to be, for any reason you can think of as long as you restart. the. fricken. computer. ....
ok it's in the middle of nowhere, you have to talk to me over the phone, you will be beset on all sides by inequities of the idiotic and the tyranny of stupid people... please forward your resumes to PARKER
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By Ultros. Chu Chu on 2017-05-09 12:15:58 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-09 12:13:45 |
all I know is that I crammed a big fat deli sub in my pie hole for jewby tuesday...
and I deeply regret getting out of bed this morning.
/looks longingly at the scotch bottle picture above
/looks at the clock
four more hours.... ALTANA give me the STR!!!... and the VIT... and I'm an elf so some INT would be greatly appreciated...
your loyal but dimwitted servant,
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-09 12:09:34 |
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Or tech support
"Hi yes, I'm having trouble viewing the video 'Anal Fisters 69'"
Those conversations must be awkward
Then again you must be a truly give-no-*** sort of person to call tech support for a porn website
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-09 12:07:38 |
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward Now there's a job for me.
Kind of makes me wonder how people who work as Developers/Testers for sites like Pornhub must feel |
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