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EVERY *** TIME anybody mentions any ailment at all he derps in here with that same stupid bc powder recomendation like nobody ever heard of a taking a *** aspirin before and it's a *** miracle cure and america's biggest secret ever....

aspirin sucks!

Aspirin overdose has potentially serious consequences, sometimes leading to significant morbidity and death. Patients with mild intoxication frequently have nausea and vomiting, abdominal pain, lethargy, ringing in the ears, and dizziness. More significant signs and symptoms occur in more severe poisonings and include high body temperature, fast breathing rate, respiratory alkalosis, metabolic acidosis, low blood potassium, low blood glucose, hallucinations, confusion, seizure, cerebral edema, and coma. The most common cause of death following an aspirin overdose is cardiopulmonary arrest usually due to pulmonary edema.

This escalated quickly.

ask and ye shall receive.

We've been over this a hundred times. Your advice is both wrong and terrible and should feel bad for giving it!!!

It's 2/3 of an Excedrin!!! You *** retard! Check the side effects Mister BooFuckingHoo MyAssIsBleeding

Common side effects include: an upset stomach. More significant side effects include stomach ulcers, stomach bleeding, and worsening asthma. Bleeding risk is greater among those who are older, drink alcohol, take other NSAIDs, or are on blood thinners. Aspirin is not recommended in the last part of pregnancy. It is not generally recommended in children with infections because of the risk of Reye's syndrome. High doses may result in ringing in the ears.[3]

oh I was just kidding about the blood coming out of my ***

It doesn't *** matter!

Look, there are much better medicines that have come out in the last hundred years. Especially if you are HUNGOVER

Advil/Motrin is far superior in every possible/concievable way. Especially after a night of heavy drinking And that's the actual *** fact ok? Grandpa Stubbornballs

If you want to eat powdered asprin like a *** idiot eat a whole *** box for all I care. you are borderline too stupid to live already and I pray every night that all that aspirin you are eating makes you sterile so that we can at least be spared the idiocy of your offspring you donkeycocksucking brokendicked useless motherfucking retard.

so go take your stupid aspirin advice and shove it straight up your bloody hemeroid covered ***!

PARKER!!!

this sounds like a job for tiny and his crew of silverbacks...they are super rapey...


no... PARKER, you'll have to take them over there in the van



Just Don't Let Get Them TOO DRUNK.... like you did the last time....

*** this stuoid Icecream Parlor....
*** them and their *** stupid project criteria.

PARKER /runs in with a telegram

You've received an urgent communique this morning sir....

Evil Dr. Nikolce! [stop] we desperately need your expertise [stop] can you drop everything that you are doing and help us!?! [stop] have you seen this problem before? [stop] can you help us!!! [stop]

me- Oh Sure, all the time that'll cost about 9k to fix

wait... your expertise costs money?

yeah... it's the weirdest thing... I keep getting these... pieces of mail every month demanding this "money" stuff for things I have purchased like water and electricity....

Mary was the best because Shelby was going off on her for not healing right away and I was just like:

"Uh... she's conserving MP, which is smart. She's also showing signs that not doing it in the past somehow hurt one of her groups in some way..."

an episode later? I'm *** right. XP

I think that opened her eyes a bit on what I mean when I tell her she doesn't need to keep us completely topped off all the time when we're raiding.

I'm not even half way in and while I'm enjoying the show I'm actually more amused right now by how I'm analyzing every little thing as if I'm the leader/main character.

I play way too many fuggin' games. XP

I mean, you don't have to

But it's honestly *** stupid to get hung up on it, since it actually works

I don't going around spouting nonsense about homeopathy or trickledown working, just that aspirin actually helps with headaches

And it actually does work and help with headaches, it's not even a *** opinion, it's an actual *** fact

Pretty food show, all the characters have something to them.
Really liked Mary a lot.

I ended up getting home, doing dishes and then watching Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash... Pretty good show, some of the characters really remind me of people from the FC though. XP

Hold your breath until I let it go...

You should step up to WD40 it's 2.5 times better!!!

Well bs.
Game is down for server stuff for a day more etc.
Downlo..... obtain a movie, season 2 of gotham, and walking dead 15 16....

Internet service was interrupted over night... took me while to find out why....
Stupid WD#16.. was red flagged by my isp.....

Hey it's not homeopathy at least

Aspirin actually helps with headaches, if I needed a doctor I would have gone to the doctor

Coughing up a little blood never killed anybody

because he doesn't get a cut of that action

because Lolserj will never fill the presciptions for fear of the "side effects" and end up taking his great great grandpa's sarsaparilla based home remedy powder from the 1850's...

Recharged my 3ds, noticed i had 3 missions left to finish Birthright. Finished it.
Asides the sniper, and 3 of the child units, had no affinuty to any one else exclusive to the BR characters, especially the siblings.
Skipped ending stuff, forgot to see stats.

Time to start Reveltions.
....

These next 3 days will be weird n borring.

Look at this, such a fine physician. Could Dr. Nikolce prescribe opioids to ease his troubles? Sure he could. But he doesn't. Do you know why? He cares about his patients and doesn't want them to become addicted to heroin.

That would probably be pretty bad

No problemo.





To whom it may concern:

Mr. Lolserj has recently contracted a debilitating and highly contagious form of the rare genital herpes virus HSV 10, a hemoragic blistering rash covering the entirety of the groin region most likely contracted from an underage french speaking prostitute from the congo region of west africa with webbed feet and a cleft lip and palate named Cloe who has also tested positive for Ebola.

Therefore, as it is recomended by the CDC, please excuse him from all duites including travel which would endanger the public at large .

Warm Regards,

Director of Evil Industries HMO
Dr. Nikolce Whiplash MD

then there's a tree and a flower... and the moon of course....




Edit: FU new page!

I do not want to go to NC next week >.>

I'm good up until the point of the bee entering the equation.

Do I need a certain kind of bee? Will a wasp work? What if it's winter?

It's just so confusing.

Message recieved and acknoledged...

/stamps all the appropriate forms and files them

Please... no...

On that note... I suppose you're probably right...