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I went outside today...it was awful bring on the nuclear winter.

which one of you *** burried me in the sand and drove over my forehead with dune buggies...

that... that was a lot of scotch. let's not kid ourselves... we probably could have killed a horse with that much... if we had wanted to...and felt like sharing...and had a problem we thought that killing a horse with alcohol poisoning would have somehow helped...

nothing springs to mind... but if the situation were to arise I think I have a pretty good handle on what would be the proper dosage...

what else....

happy chinese wednesday to all those that celebrate...



brain fuction is at about 30 percent...
that's pretty genorous of you scanny mcscanface...

PARKER we need to stop letting the internet name things ok...

Cheer up pilgrim you could be in Iraq dodging bombs.

WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING YOU ARE SELLING!!!

Celebrate America by blowing up a small part of it.

If I didn't have to type I'd agree...

i'd assume vodka influence would be the best time to explain it?

feel free to visit buddeh.

I do!

time to take the kids to tennessee! that'll teach em'!

idk, in a weird place in life, can't really explain it well through ze vodka atm.

playing the new 'secret world legends'. i dunno if i'd recommend it. they basically rereleased the game with a new combat system, but the story is the same. kind of hard to make myself grind through, but friends are playing.

things are ok. just finished two projects at work. one of which was a year long process. so, definitely a bit less stress. same old, same old though. work too much, drink too much just enough, and make good food.

what motivates the career change and antique stuff. my great-grandma still has a lot of her old antique store stalk. do you need 500 chinese oil lamps from around 1900?

aahhhhh

good times

things been well down south? needing a career change, and getting into weird antique stuff for no reason, otherwise the same in the north.

could use a new game...

/shrug

nah. i just work late hours for the pay increase.

lunch? are you in asia?

coffee for lunch. cheers.

Bought another big bottle of vodka. bout' to be *** up in T-Minus 1 hour (give or take). the desperation is still strong in this one. I also purchased me a neat little stainedglass lamp, and some lottery tickets. may the gods be kind to this weary soul, so that I won't have to come back to this wretched hive of scum and villany come monday.

No fair... I have to come back on Monday and then not come in on Tuesday. ;.;

I shall party hard.

Oh, well then. That's rad.

Party on, Nik.

An edit that is within a reasonable doubt of guilt legally distinguishable from a Parker edit in a court of Ni:

*** will take off wed, thurs, and friday next week to turn it into a nine day weekend...

and he'll use like.. a personal day, a sick day and a vacation day or some ***and claim he still has three weeks off...

oh...no you're right normally I would and do... but monday is a columbus holiday... thing... we have all of our fireworks, parades etc. (called red white and boom) every year on the 3rd for reasons unknown but presumed to be cost saving related.

it was my boss' call...like I'm going to argue him out of giving us a four day weekend. mmmmmfuck that.

PARKER!!! initiate emergency lock-down procedures.

Shiva.Nikolce said: »

four day weekend!

HEY WAIT ONE DARN HIGH-FALOOTIN' MINUTE! I THOUGHT YOU HAD STRONG DISDAIN FOR PEOPLE WHO TOOK DAYS LIKE MONDAY OFF

Not today friendo.

today is a sacred day... a holy day... perhaps the holiest of all days... the first day of a four day weekend!



it's the forth of july ***! let's blow some ***up!