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I did one of those dna test things and verified what I had suspected all along... I'M A MUTT!!!



the *** child of every son of a bitching drunken *** that was ever thrown out of europe and the balkans... they most likely all met each other at bars...

But here. Since you and Nik both have mentioned our mutual ancestral stock, let's appropriate their culture for a while.

It's country. Or at least, it played on country radio in the 90s.

It's George Jones ffs.

stick with the DPF theme ***! It's obviously pop from the late 90's today, not country.

/gloveslap

you dishonor your name.

And hell, why not. It's DPF after all.

It got in my head the other day for no good reason after not hearing it for like 20 years, I see no reason I shouldn't get it in yours, too.

On that note, I give you this gem from the 90s.

I...have a new goal in life. I want to piss off someone high class enough to hurl this insult at me.

As a hick bred from former Irishmen living in middle america, that sounds mad accurate, yo.

I'll have all the meats with 10 eggs, 4 pieces of french toast, coffee, and 2 gallons of 'orange juice'. and I'm smoking in here like the good ole' days.

well... they certainly don't intentionally advertise it that way... any more...but yeah... most pancake house style, breakfast all day, enough coffee to sober up an irishman, pillowy doughy goodness to soak up all the booze and a handful of bacon grease to slow your ticker back down after a bender... joints are primarily a white trash working class phenomenon....

/thinks about it
you might be too young to remember the denny's thing

now granted, we probably stole the original idea from some haughty crepe shop in the netherlands built inside a windmill that caters to the gucci wearin' mimosa sippin nouveau riche brunch crowd...like Rooks...

and then in the spirit and style of american excess we added in the artery clogging mammoth portions of chicken fetuses... then soon the floors became slick with bacon grease and god only knows what diabolical genius invented sausage gravy... but he or she was probably a forefather/mother of Paula Deen...

because every wealthy powerful high class powdered wig and black shoe buckle wearing captain of industry that came to america brought a couple dozen "indentured servants" that they bought from the stockades... who were in the process of being pelted with rocks and garbage to death because they were guilty of every conceivable crime against humanity.... and livestock.

and they hauled all us pigfuckers over here where we eventually escaped into the woods and were soon joined by the dregs of humanity kicked out of every other decent/organized society into the giant outdoor penal colony called middle america

so if one of your legs is a little bit shorter than the other or your teeth are bad and your back is hunched and you dream about bacon... the prim and proper of this world probably refer to you as a hillbilly or a redneck or a yahoo or a hick or a hayseed or a yokel and if you travel in high enough circles they will refer to you as a provincial.

but they all mean the same thing...no matter how much money you make or how wealthy and successful you become...the angry drunken blood of your cast out forefathers will howl for bacon fat and dough and you will find yourself at one of these fine establishments!!... answering the call...perhaps with the hazy dim recollection of your drunken forefather eating a belgium waffle and not paying... then they hauled him off to debtors prison and shipped him here.

*+'s post*

"Wait. What? No! No that's not good at all!"

*-'s post*

PARKER Edit...she's going to miss out on dpf?

PARKER! put a pin in that response so I can post it again if she shows up after another 10 months.

Ramy is damp...

Zombies... may be damp...

Confirmed, Ramy is Zombie.

Get the shotguns!

If I was hunting for brains I'd be scavenging far more fertile fields than FFXIAH.

Or Perkins, really.

Well...Ramy is damp.

I hope not, he died a couple months ago. Would hate to find out one of them is a zombie.

That or, Niko or Ramy are actually your dad!

Perkins is the *** best chain for this out there.

Eat n' Park is okay. Denny's is *** stupid. Bob Evans is lame.

I miss Perkins. We don't have them in my direct area. I think the last one I saw was...gosh I don't even know. Somewhere between Pittsburgh and West Virginia when I went to see Flogging Molly down in Morgantown, maybe?

Edit: Nah. I remember. It was up along the NY-Canada border when I went to Toronto.

I have a jealous.

But we're getting there. Soon enough.

I never thought of Perkins as redneck breakfast foods until now... Totally explains why Dad liked it so much.

I guess that may mean I have a redneck food craving...

If you see a zombie riding a dragon... run.

It's *** snowing here. ***.

is that what posts are gone....

I figured it was an excessive donnie bashing post that I had forgotten about...

/shrug

what has been seen can never be unseen

do iiiiittttttttt.


boys are quite much more so than their counterparts.


the eldest is teenagin'. If I have to preside over one more snapchat argument, I may completely lose my ***. booze is my friend.


my stupid brother got married on his ranch and made me the best man. It was... an experience. My body adapted to the heat and humidity the day I left I think... must've lost 15 pounds to sweat. ugh.

I still can't remember most the ***I was going to tell you though.

/shrug

hope all is groovy.

Clicks link...pictures of booze are ninja deleted by the Moderator!!!

Yea doctor says he’s a little advanced by 6 mo. I think they just say that to all the parents. He’s running around, babbling and gesturing with his hands, makes eye contact and doesn’t break etc. he’s 96 percentile in height, 75th in weight and 50th head width... I dunno. He’s really strong though like unnaturally strong. Should probably cut him off of the anabolics

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