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That would harsh our mellow.

Oh.



Beat people with these then.

yeah it shouldn't be any heavier than a henweigh

and exactly how are those items going to fit in with our chinese shaolin temple motif we got going on here girlboy?

/shakes his head sadly

quit smoking teh crack.

You don't want one of those. Those rings are to jingle and warn bugs that a monk is coming through. Monks don't want to hurt even bugs.

Don't be a wuss, get a ball bat or a ball peen hammer... Or a pickaxe handle drilled out and filled with lead.

'look' being the opportune word. I don't know how much weight we should be carrying this *** high on opium.

PARKER make us some ornamental staff things the monks carry around



no it needs more of those jingly rings on it...



no no they have to be way fancier... maybe combine the two...but make it more ornate.

I like the ones that look like a cross between a bird cage and a house...with lots of rings.

it should look like it weighs about four hundred pounds

That’s the exact same thing Carl Rogers of Sherman Dale said....

Hey, man. Missing Chinese Wednesday may be little in the grand scheme, but it's still not cool.

first damp world problems...


PARKER it's Chinese Wednesday hit the button that transforms NI castle into a Shaolin Temple





<insert loud kung fu yell here>

excellent..../sips tea

Not sure if this post implies they were cooking cats, or that they were practicing Chinese voodoo?!

Either way, I’d like a 3 item combo of 5-flavor chicken, Spicy Mandarin Beef and half and half of low mein and pork fried rice.

*** yeah! It's all girlboy's fault for girlboyin'.

we found cat skulls in a chinese places' garbage disposal once. I had eaten there plenty of times. was not impressed.

Also, I'm having serious issues today. Chinese Wednesday at the office is on hiatus because someone raised a stink when they found our regular Chinese place has a few health department violations and I'm like..."Do you really care if dude's wearing a hair net or if they clean their mops in a very specific type of sink?"

But apparently everyone else does despite never getting sick eating there for the past five years so.

I'm going to have to make Chinese the dinner plan instead of lunch!

We should be up and running after Thanksgiving with a new place though. Our organizer just needs to find another restaurant that will accommodate a faxed order for like 30 people once a week.

I blame those causing the need for your boycott. Misa is a cat, and when cats are bored and ignored they cause havoc. And know it's simply repeating a learned behavior.

I blame PARKER and his haphazard tampering with the time machine...

...that's exactly what I had!

time is so distorted here that i read misa's post from yesterday, thought it was fresh and new, and then thought TODAY was wed...


*** hell.

we're all elite fifteenth degree black belt Supreme Grand Masters in the subtle and ancient grappling martial art of never letting anything go....

you can tap out all you want until you're blue in the face...

we don't go by those rules here. THIS IS SPARTA NI DOJO

You’re right playing the games you suggested would be worse than hanging out with girl boys sister at the deer check stop... you should feel bad...

What is dead may never die.

You guys sure know how to beat a joke to death.

PARKER have timmy flogged for wasting good opium...

and then have yourself flogged for letting him wander into our opium den...

Jewby tuesday eh......

/thinksaboutaturkeyandswissonwheat

"You're in a Chinese opium den, Timmy!"

sup misao, what news do you bring us from the lands beyond NI?....

it's been pretty quiet around here with mosin and I spending most of our time in the observatory smoking opium with the monks and taking naps.

a nap sounds pretty good right about now actually.... /checks schedule of pending emergencies

meh those can wait...

Laugh all you want, the younger check station girl was hot.

Clearly it won’t match the rush you felt playing strip Yahtzee at that one deer check stop in Oklahoma.

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