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By . on 2017-12-21 12:26:39 |
no it's a lot easier than it looks...even I didn't *** up the cinnamon rolls...
and I'm me /points at himself
anybody can do it it's time consuming but easy
Oh, yeah. I meant that cooking/baking didn't cross my mind.
I was more like "Well do you have time to buy a lathe and a bunch of woodworking tools and make a table?"
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By Bahamut. Milamber on 2017-12-21 12:07:09 |
/looks into caramel rolls
they were so *** good. let me see if I can find a picture of the ones I'm talking about.
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By Bahamut. Milamber on 2017-12-21 12:06:19 |
PARKER edit: for everyone's convenience:
/warmshandsbythebonfireofthethursdays
I really have to quit smoking, move to the tropics, or get back into killin' shape, because my circulation is le sheit.
I think I want to get the teenagers some birthstone jewelry. some gold or something. how lame is that on a scale of 1-10? It's times like this I get super bummed we ran off all the resident NI women. Ms. Z and Kara could shed some light on this I bet. WHAT ARE OUR CRIMES?!?! .... bah. got the boy a set of nerf guns so someone can have a battle with him instead of him roaming the house making victims of the animals and his siblings at will. The wife says she's paying bills, and I'm not supposed to get her anything, lest the consequences be dire... But idk. It seems like a guy could toss her a couple hundred bones and tell her to get me something from her? christmas is dumb. I know nothing.
The weather went back to ***, super cold and snowing. naturally I took my winter office pea-coat to have it cleaned and buttons secured. so I freeze my balls off in this here corporate hoodie. ahhhh life, you whirling dervish.
how's the rest of NI? WEARY? EXCITED? SULLEN? DRUNK? sup? Kara says if they like that type of jewelry, that it depends on the teenager.
But either go for or it or not, also depending on if their birthstone is even pretty. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 11:17:29 |
I was going to suggest the "make something" route as well but I figured with three days to go that might not work out.
But baking shouldn't take too darn long.
no it's a lot easier than it looks...even I didn't *** up the cinnamon rolls...
and I'm me /points at himself
anybody can do it it's time consuming but easy |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 11:13:15 |
PARKER EDIT; OH SNAP
goddamn those look good.... PARKER put on your apron
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By . on 2017-12-21 11:13:08 |
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I was going to suggest the "make something" route as well but I figured with three days to go that might not work out.
But baking shouldn't take too darn long.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 11:08:51 |
/looks into caramel rolls
they were so *** good. let me see if I can find a picture of the ones I'm talking about.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 11:06:43 |
That might be a touch out of my wheelhouse, atm. the best time to learn anything is now though...
Now you have me thinking about caramel rolls that I'll never get again because the lady is dead. YouTube Video Placeholder
dude...that's exactly why it's the perfect crime.. nobody expects them to be edible... YOU CAN'T LOOSE.
it's all about making the effort....
/looks into caramel rolls
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 11:01:04 |
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That might be a touch out of my wheelhouse, atm. the best time to learn anything is now though...
Now you have me thinking about caramel rolls that I'll never get again because the lady is dead.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 10:51:31 |
I like how your old decrepit mind works...
like a car driven through a murky swamp pond...
/tents fingers evil-y [insert diabolical laugh here]
let's see what else we have..... [rummaging through old cardboard boxes sound]
AH HAH
ohhhh ok this is my special patented christmas surprise that surprises nobody because I do it every year...surprise
BOOM BABY
idea number two is a bit harder... you bake her something. I bake cinnamon rolls early on christmas morning
now let's say you've never seen the inside of an oven before there has to be within your family or circle of friends someone who knows how to bake that could help you.... you schlep all the ingredient over to their place, bake them off and WHAMMY |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 10:38:38 |
I like how your old decrepit mind works... |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 10:30:35 |
I'm not supposed to get her anything, lest the consequences be dire...
um... christmas flowers! like a bouquet or something in a vase or a pot you could go roses or mixed flowers and ***
or those uuuuummmmmm.... uhhhh
PARKER Edit: Poinsettia?
/snaps fingers Yes! PARKER! good man! ok you slap a bow on it and stick it on the kitchen counter and then IT'S NOT FOR HER!! see? yeah.... these aren't for you baby... they're for everyone! to enjoy!...for the holidays! heh heh heh and a maybe box of her favorite candy/chocolates for everyone to share!
/wink
/rubs hands together evil~y
win on a technicality!
don't fall for that "I don't want anything for christmas" that's the oldest trick in the book. you gotta get her something even if it's something she needs |
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By . on 2017-12-21 10:24:08 |
I didn't want battery powered ones because then I'm in for like another $50 bones over the course of the year. /shrug
The motorized flywheel blasters look cool and perform okay but they also have a tendency to jam and just overall aren't worth it for kids, imo. |
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By . on 2017-12-21 10:23:26 |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 10:18:11 |
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/doesasundancetosummonthewaywardNIwomen
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 10:16:52 |
the hours of 5-9pm are holy, and god help the souls of those who forfeit these precious hours to humanitarian work. I say you can go home at noon.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 10:13:47 |
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I didn't want battery powered ones because then I'm in for like another $50 bones over the course of the year. /shrug
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 10:13:19 |
I just want to go home... /facedesk
last night I stopped by my father in law's place to address The Latest Crisis!!!...
/haunted ghost voice /ghost fingers
mysterious charges on his credit card and bank statements....oowoooooooooooooooooooowooo!
from a year ago... >.>
he got a bill from one of his credit cards for 4k that he couldn't remember so he had them print up a years worth of statements... le sigh
those poor dumb *** at his bank lol....yeah so he charged a bunch of stuff, forgot about it, stopped making minimum payments and mysteriously they still want the money.. so yeah /points it out
see here where you bought a bunch of ***and here is where you didn't pay for it..uh huh...yeah... they don't like that. and since you didnt bother to send them a check for four months your rate is all jacked up and they charged you $500 in fees and interest Mystery #1 Solved! [gong sound]
mystery #2 was a check for $3,500 he didn't remember writing...ok so we log into your bank account like so....
{tappy tappy tap} and you see here this little blue word that says SEE yeah... click that and it shows you the check...
From: Sirstrokealot To: Sirstrokesalot Amount: $3,500
and of course the check was made by him and made out to him in his handwriting and you can see where he deposited it into another of his accounts /facepalm....so the good news is that we caught the embezzler! AND we didn't have to go very far to confront the culprit because of course it was him....and he was sitting right there... >.> <.<
nobody else has your bank account information or check book. so you're the only person that could have written all these checks and now you go back and look at the whole years worth all night long...
ok...glhf... I'll see you later /zooms off
Mystery #2 Solved! [gong sound]
Altana...give me STR!!!
how long altana...how long... I'm going to hell already why can't we put off all of THIS until then? huh!? why?
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By . on 2017-12-21 10:08:28 |
this is my go to 95% of the time, but she's using love as a weapon ramy, and I'm scared.
Yeah. I got nothin' for this situation. "Don't get me anything" is something that will absolutely never be obeyed in my house no matter who is giving/receiving the "order." Money expenditure may be minimized but presents are still going to happen.
two of these with a ton of extra bullets.
Word. I'm a fan.
I, uh. Have a bit of a Nerf collection going. I find they're almost as fun as real guns and you don't get in trouble for shooting them in the house. |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 10:03:23 |
Personal interest; which Nerf blasters did you get him?
two of these with a ton of extra bullets.
"BUT HAHA! I DIDN'T LISTEN!"
this is my go to 95% of the time, but she's using love as a weapon ramy, and I'm scared. |
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By . on 2017-12-21 09:59:29 |
how's the rest of NI? WEARY? EXCITED? SULLEN? DRUNK? sup?
Tired as *** because I stayed up way too late last night drinking porters and painting my wife's presents.
But I'm really excited about them. |
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By . on 2017-12-21 09:58:12 |
got the boy a set of nerf guns so someone can have a battle with him instead of him roaming the house making victims of the animals and his siblings at will
Personal interest; which Nerf blasters did you get him?
I think I want to get the teenagers some birthstone jewelry. some gold or something. how lame is that on a scale of 1-10? It's times like this I get super bummed we ran off all the resident NI women. Ms. Z and Kara could shed some light on this I bet.
As long as they like their birthstones and like jewelry, I don't think it's lame at all. Gold/silver as appropriate to their tastes as well; I'd consult someone who knows about current jewelry trends as to actual styles; I know my wife's tastes but can't say whether or not they're currently "in." Most likely not because we're a pair of ***' weirdos.
It seems like a guy could toss her a couple hundred bones and tell her to get me something from her? christmas is dumb.
My wife and I spent a long, long time (that is, Christmases 1998-2015 inclusive) in a bit of an escalating arms race of seeing who could outdo the other's/last year's gifts. We mutually agreed to pump the brakes on that last year and try to do more personalized, less spendy stuff. It's certainly easier on the wallet after I've already bought the family gifts.
Maybe find something she'd like, wrap it and hide it somewhere and come Christmas morning play the "you said not to get anything card." Then if she reacts genuinely pleased that you listened, keep it hidden until Valentine's day. If she seems even the slightest bit dejected, follow it up with, "BUT HAHA! I DIDN'T LISTEN!"
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 09:35:09 |
PARKER edit: for everyone's convenience:
/warmshandsbythebonfireofthethursdays
I really have to quit smoking, move to the tropics, or get back into killin' shape, because my circulation is le sheit.
I think I want to get the teenagers some birthstone jewelry. some gold or something. how lame is that on a scale of 1-10? It's times like this I get super bummed we ran off all the resident NI women. Ms. Z and Kara could shed some light on this I bet. WHAT ARE OUR CRIMES?!?! .... bah. got the boy a set of nerf guns so someone can have a battle with him instead of him roaming the house making victims of the animals and his siblings at will. The wife says she's paying bills, and I'm not supposed to get her anything, lest the consequences be dire... But idk. It seems like a guy could toss her a couple hundred bones and tell her to get me something from her? christmas is dumb. I know nothing.
The weather went back to ***, super cold and snowing. naturally I took my winter office pea-coat to have it cleaned and buttons secured. so I freeze my balls off in this here corporate hoodie. ahhhh life, you whirling dervish.
how's the rest of NI? WEARY? EXCITED? SULLEN? DRUNK? sup? |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 09:33:29 |
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how's the rest of NI? WEARY? EXCITED? SULLEN? DRUNK? sup?
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-12-21 09:31:12 |
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/warmshandsbythebonfireofthethursdays
I really have to quit smoking, move to the tropics, or get back into killin' shape, because my circulation is le sheit.
I think I want to get the teenagers some birthstone jewelry. some gold or something. how lame is that on a scale of 1-10? It's times like this I get super bummed we ran off all the resident NI women. Ms. Z and Kara could shed some light on this I bet. WHAT ARE OUR CRIMES?!?! .... bah. got the boy a set of nerf guns so someone can have a battle with him instead of him roaming the house making victims of the animals and his siblings at will. The wife says she's paying bills, and I'm not supposed to get her anything, lest the consequences be dire... But idk. It seems like a guy could toss her a couple hundred bones and tell her to get me something from her? christmas is dumb. I know nothing.
The weather went back to ***, super cold and snowing. naturally I took my winter office pea-coat to have it cleaned and buttons secured. so I freeze my balls off in this here corporate hoodie. ahhhh life, you whirling dervish.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 08:52:05 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-12-21 08:50:52 |
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By . on 2017-12-20 16:42:36 |
house inspections done. marked that place up with tape!
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-12-20 14:25:48 |
Ruining Christmas with a black Santa? You communistSJW libtard?. ***. I'm not good at this.
Also, in case anyone was interested, a 10 pound chocolate Santa has about 32,500 calories.
...I was perusing the edibles while my wife and I were Christmas shopping the other day.
IT'S A GOD DAMN WAR ON CHRISTMAS! |
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