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Idk, I've seen some funny reads but funny to me is disturbing to others.
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It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.
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underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts
You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't. The Ni Files, distribute them! |
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By Excalibur. Idiot Boy on 2018-04-04 10:14:19 |
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts
You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't. |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-04 09:50:16 |
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The gods have chosen to punish me with a ***pot of work. I may have to provide spiritual, fiscal, and logistical support only on this one boss. I'll be ever watching to ensure the scales don't need a tippin' if things get ugly.
hoorah.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-04 08:56:27 |
PARKER! grab a shovel! and sound the call to the thuggee mine guards!
Rooks emerged briefly from the trivia game development isolation chamber and confirmed that underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts.... I KNEW IT!!!
/paces around
PARKER we're going to need some new whips...more picks...and see if kali has any blood she can spare us... PREPARE THE SACRIFICE!!!
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By Lakshmi. Flavin on 2018-04-03 15:25:57 |
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Hm...
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-03 11:11:47 |
/passesthechloroformbottle
thanks mosey....
/sets alarm
/soaks rag
/naps |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-03 10:25:12 |
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/passesthechloroformbottle
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-03 09:17:51 |
Evil Scientist Log NI Stardate 18428...it's tuesday... again...
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I've invented... so many monstrous machines... why can't I figure out a way to get rich quick?.... or slow?
PARKER shrugged and says he doesn't know...
thanks a bundle PARKER... /head desk
the space madness is starting to get to me again....bring me the medicine... |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-02 16:10:44 |
It would have worked too if it didn’t make me go to YouTube to actually watch it...
[From far away]
Exactly!
Muhahahahahaha! |
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By Lakshmi. Flavin on 2018-04-02 15:02:20 |
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It would have worked too if it didn’t make me go to YouTube to actually watch it...
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-02 14:43:00 |
/throws down pencil
ok that does it...
PARKER ACTIVATE DIVERSIONARY MEASURE 137
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If I won the lottery, I'd do the same thing I do now except with alcohol and in my own home.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-02 11:16:18 |
did NOT win the powerball yet again...
/throws a wrench at PARKER..-.../...-.....\....-.... | [clang! sound]
[body thump sound]
is it powerball daydreams o'clock already?.....
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-02 10:19:06 |
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did NOT win the powerball yet again...
I ate too much food over the weekend.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-02 09:47:37 |
so monday... we meet again...
PARKER bring me the status report....
/skims
hmmmmmm
fortifications look good... resources are a little low... hmmm...
is morale always this low on mondays....
Evil Scientist Log stardate 18427 it's monday...again...I can only see straight out of one eye... and PARKER tells me that both morale and attendance are dangerously low...
remind me to provoke one of our neighboring nations at random later...perhaps a good house to house street battle will liven everyone up... or we can sag in our chairs until wednesday....
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 14:28:28 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 13:55:42 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 12:39:16 |
Maybe a rock is a good idea.
/clutches rocky tightly
you...you keep away from my rock... you monster...
PARKER sound the alarm, lock us down and scramble the ninjas
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By Lakshmi. Flavin on 2018-03-30 12:19:26 |
what in the hell are you!? some kind of... pet angel of death!?!
NO MORE PETS FOR YOU!!
/hides his pet rock
shhhhhh there there rocky... Lol it really feels like it. My cat died two years ago but she died within a month of my 17 year old dog dying. I need something sturdy. Maybe a rock is a good idea. Rocks pee all over the place... |
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By Ultros. Chu Chu on 2018-03-30 12:10:53 |
what in the hell are you!? some kind of... pet angel of death!?!
NO MORE PETS FOR YOU!!
/hides his pet rock
shhhhhh there there rocky... Lol it really feels like it. My cat died two years ago but she died within a month of my 17 year old dog dying. I need something sturdy. Maybe a rock is a good idea. |
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By Lakshmi. Flavin on 2018-03-30 11:28:03 |
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Ark you say... I’ve been watching sami play Spyro on PS3 lately so maybe...
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 10:23:12 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 10:18:12 |
/clicks block
http://www.ffxiah.com says:
Are you sure you wish to continue?
/clicks OK
You can't block forum moderators.
/shrug
well... it was worth a shot...
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When my niece lived in the family colony, despite two of us being allergic, she brought home a Siamese cat. Yeah, it was cute till it got destructive. We all hated it. One morning it went out and never came back.
We assumed a hawk got it since I deprive them of chicken by scaring them off. One day I actually managed to sneak up on one and scare it half to death but that's another story.
Anyway, my niece lost her *** mind. Never seen her care about anything like that, not even her kids. She's a bit of a sociopath so it was a surprise. She starts blaming everyone individually, finally accepts that it ran away.
My sinuses clear up over the next two weeks, she has signs out and one day I hear the door open. "MROOOW"
How the ***...?
Story didn't end there, when she came back she started gaining weight. They moved out a month or so ago. It had kittens on like, Monday.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-03-30 09:42:01 |
spent a week with one all it did was annoy me...
they've actually got a ton of personality like dogs, they're all different. THAT cat just hates YOU. it might eventually stop *** with you. I would bribe the *** with food. treats when you're awake, a slap off the bed when you're not.
In other news, Changa and I are going to be jihadis on ARK. building 2x2 shacks, not taming anything, ambushing *** when they go for resources, ect. just *** terrorists for as long as it holds our interest. you're welcome to join us.
DPF already! hot damn, I need to take mon-wed off every week! weeeeeeeeeee
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 09:10:45 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 09:10:04 |
PARKER Edit: /sunglasses /djbooth /headphones
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-03-30 08:24:13 |
awww. sorry chu that sucks...
Then less than a week later one of my rats died
that's terrible... I
Another week later my last rat
I... wait a minute... [PARKER /quivers in terror]
she died after like 2 months of having her
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