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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-06 11:47:18 |
I always just imagine Nik as a werewolf in a business suit since I think that's how he described himself once or something.
I don't know.
that's actually pretty accurate. |
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I always just imagine Nik as a werewolf in a business suit since I think that's how he described himself once or something.
I don't know.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-06 11:36:10 |
monday nikolce is going to hate my guts
*** that guy! let him worry about it. Oh, that reminds me, the tales of your old, fat, and grotesques -ness were wild exaggerated.
You had me duped pretty good. I had pictured newman from sienfield +20 years and 100 pounds. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-06 10:56:22 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-06 10:40:10 |
I am jack's enormous jealousy.
/sigh
well it's full it's full of stuff to do again... thanks a bundle PARKER >.>
ah ha! but so is my opium pipe!....
monday nikolce is going to hate my guts |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-06 10:35:15 |
funky bunch me PARKER! and then maybe tend to your wounds...
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PARKER do that dance you do. you can have your precious vision!
/grumbles
PARKER invest in the closest bladeless all laser lasik place because you know that's where all of these guys are headed... you can't really look intimidating wearing prescription lenses...PARKER?
oh goddamn it.../waits for the dance to be over *sips tea*
That wasn't so hard.
Maybe I'm made to be a negotiator. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-06 10:21:21 |
PARKER do that dance you do. you can have your precious vision!
/grumbles
PARKER invest in the closest bladeless all laser lasik place because you know that's where all of these guys are headed... you can't really look intimidating wearing prescription lenses...PARKER?
oh goddamn it.../waits for the dance to be over |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-06 10:07:46 |
lmao, that's good stuff. I'm going to get all this work done today so I may *** off in the future, bbl. |
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we give these guys brand new whips and the first thing they do is whip PARKER blind... and then demand better vision insurance..
It's called making a thematic point.
I suppose I can call Larry our insurance guy... I just hate talking to insurance guys so much .... you're going to owe me big time for this PARKER We'll be waiting.
In the meantime...
PARKER do that dance you do. |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-06 10:02:00 |
I am jack's enormous jealousy. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-06 09:27:52 |
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/checks the to do list
blank.... just the way I like it!!
/relaxes in flavin's lawn chair
PARKER bring me my opium pipe
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-06 09:26:16 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-06 09:15:19 |
In the meantime enjoy some dance party friday jams:
awwww yeah! hit it PAR...KER...oh right... I forgot to call Larry. PARKER put "call Larry re:vision insurance" on the to do list.... |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-06 08:50:16 |
so tired... coffee isn't helping. send assistance.
well, we'd really LIKE to, but s p a t h and the thuggie mine guards have captured PARKER, and negotiations are going... poorly... Niko isn't much into helping folks, and I'm in just as bad a shape as you this week.
I'm afraid you're going to have to wait....
In the meantime enjoy some dance party friday jams:
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2018-04-05 15:11:03 |
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so tired... coffee isn't helping. send assistance.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-05 14:54:13 |
we don't negotiate with terrorists.
I thought we made exceptions for terrorists on the payroll...
who will post my dumb song requests?
The first is better vision insurance.
we give these guys brand new whips and the first thing they do is whip PARKER blind... and then demand better vision insurance...
I suppose I can call Larry our insurance guy... I just hate talking to insurance guys so much .... you're going to owe me big time for this PARKER |
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By . on 2018-04-05 13:36:47 |
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I feel like 2018 Ni is the equivalent of the Nier Automata B path.
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-05 12:35:00 |
The gods are still flogging me like a rented mule. I suspect I'm atoning for all my most egregious misdeeds, otherwise I'm sure I'd have bitched about the powerball or something in between those other posts. It's clearly all my fault.
We have a few demands...
*guard whispering in Spathaian Spathicus Maximus Alfredo Macho Commando Jim Butch Prime The Third Esquire First Of His Name Of House Knight!!!'s ear*
The first is better vision insurance.
we don't negotiate with terrorists. |
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oh right...the mine guards hate PARKER...
he probably went down there to ask who their dentists are and they have been beating him non stop this whole time...
spath if you get a chance / have a minute would you mind negotiating the release of PARKER from the pit of unspeakable horror?
thankies. We have a few demands...
*guard whispering in Spath's ear*
The first is better vision insurance. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-05 11:41:33 |
thanks captain obvious.
almost 18k posts and still nobody understands that it was all done for my own amusement...
I'm trying to imagine what possible difference how many were in a row could possibly make... /squints while thinking hard
/sigh.....nothin
Altana...why did you gyp us elves so hard on the INT... |
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By . on 2018-04-05 10:52:42 |
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Holy sextuple posts.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-05 10:24:41 |
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oh right...the mine guards hate PARKER...
he probably went down there to ask who their dentists are and they have been beating him non stop this whole time...
spath if you get a chance / have a minute would you mind negotiating the release of PARKER from the pit of unspeakable horror?
thankies.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-04 19:17:11 |
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PARKER!!!
WTF?!
Where is that goddamned video?!
/taps foot impatiently
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-04 16:35:39 |
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PARKER put up the video for the magical mystery tour song...
it goes something like roll up for the mystery tour or something...
the monkeys maybe...
PARKER!!!
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-04 14:18:07 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-04 12:39:27 |
PARKER...there is something that I have always wondered about the Chief Guard...
just who in the hell is his dental hygienist?...
/points to the monitors
just look at that magnificent set of chompers....
well obviously he is a meticulous flosser PARKER... but while this solves the mystery of who the only employee that has been taking full advantage of the dental plan is...more mysteries remain...
see if you can find out where he goes for checkups. I must know. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-04 12:22:41 |
underneath NI lies a treasure trove of deleted idiotic posts
You have no idea. I mean, you've seen what "meets our standards" - imagine the things that didn't.
imagine?..... I WROTE MOST OF THEM!!
/screams into the loadspeakersystem
PHAAST KHUDAEE!!!! |
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-04-04 12:05:40 |
It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too.
ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-04-04 12:01:36 |
It's a deep dark place noone wants to go too. 
oh we're goin....
PARKER! THE WHIPS!!! |
