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what... else.... /drums fingers on desk



I miss the asura drama threads... they were at least entertaining... which is obviously against the rules...

bust girlboy's hump/divot...done
watched foney's simpson video...also done

hmmmm...wondered where some of the other posters went...
PARKER what's powerball up to?

he's still on presidential sabbatical... I think...

meshi and the stark raving jelly mad professor magnus have both been gone over a year...

it's been a couple months since remo posted...

I saw a wild spence over in rt not too long ago...

/checks his underarm smell

maybe it's me...

/shrug

(4 misa)

Yes... Yes, that's right.

/writes that down

It's not an act...

It's kept your mod status here innit?

/badumtiss

I just act incompetent....

>_> I mean, it's works, doesn't it?

That's damn good advice, my babysitting policy to date has been, 'sorry, I've been drinking, better ask someone else.'

I always take them somewhere. Rather than listen to them announce how bored they are every five minutes in my house while they trash the place... Pack all the kids into the truck and move em out...



It's gotta be age/weather appropriate of course... parks, bowling alleys, chuckie cheese type places, go karts, batting cages, wherever... as long as it isn't my house. give them twenty bucks worth of quarters/arcade tokens and let them go ape ***...come back when you run out...

then find a strategic location / catbird seat and let them tire themselves out....

both my pops and father in law will find work for the kids to do and they will make them do chores until they have sore backs and blisters and are begging to every deity there ever was to never ever go back....

not quite there yet myself but I do see several advantages to their strategy... as they are very seldom bothered to do sitting of any kind.

an admirable goal. I'll stick to not hating my existence more than I already do though, thanks.

your story reminds me of my saturday night. I told my sister I'd watch her boys for a few hours, and my wife refused to help, so I was stuck tending to those annoying little booger pickers until 7-8pm or so. ugh. my god, this life was never meant for me.

I'm trying to quit smoking for the 847th time... been wearing those stupid nicotine patches... to try to keep from killing people...

I went out grocery shopping on saturday with my wife and started hearing the music.... first part of this one I think....



you know.... darkness falling, evil rising, hatred for mankind intensifies. sort of thing.

I picked the wrong checkout lane like always and old misses moldenoldy was scanning in ultra slow motion chatting away with the woman in front of me and their stupid stories back and forth about people the other couldn't possibly know... my grandson did something similar one time and so on... can't figure out the pos terminal... slowest bagging process in the history of retail shopping... and finally it's over. NO... not quit yet, one of them has decided that they need to finish their end of their pointless story.... my wife rubs my back...are the veins in my forehead sticking out? are my eyeballs filling with blood?

forgot to put a fresh patch on that morning....jebus...

/checks the monitors

it's hard to tell... it's kinda hazy overcast shitty gloom

I agree wholeheartedly.

I think the wife schedules piano lessons on mondays to spite me. I like shitty movies for some reason, & wow did I watch the mother of all dog turds last night. It was on netflix and called '***'. It rambled on forever with no sense of direction, then came crashing to an end that was so stupid and pointless in both concept and delivery, that it made you want to kick a kitten. I can't emphasize enough, that no one should waste their time with it, ever.

sup with everyone else? Bob you're going to have to be the new tejas rep. did some gold-digger move in on you and your new house yet? Ohio not on fire? Oklahoma still ***-backwards?

/waves empty cup

coffee me PARKER

it's going to be a long day....

Ohio. You should have stood up and ordered him to step outside or take the beating right there in the booth.

Let the hatred flow through you...join us on the dark side.

But it takes a village to raise a child Mister Liberal!

<insert diabolical laugh here>

As a single person and not a father I too agree with you and I also think he's a ***. Good for you for not knocking out his lights

As a father of 4 I'm in complete agreement with you. If he raised kids he should know better

You should've told the server to put the meal on the guy's bill as compensation for the disturbance.

What a ***!

Hi group.

I had my first, “I’m about to kill this mother *** for even speaking to me about my child”, moment today.

We had just finished touring a day care (hard pass).
Went out for dinner at a local sports bar. Because it’s loud and the boy being over tired and 17mos old was going to be a wild card behavior wise.

So we sit down. He’s being loud but easily distracted and amused. So he’s laughing and screeching it up. Then he’s just screeching for a good minute non stop and I hear a woman’s voice, “You can’t be serious”.

I look over at my wife and she is giving someone the dagger eyes behind me. I say to her was that directed at us? She just nods and doesn’t even break her stare. I’m like Oook.

So we continue on waiting for food and making the little guy laugh and screech and the guy in the booth behind us, turns and says to me “Really, dude?” I turn and say “Excuse Me?” “Your kid, he’s loud and screaming you want the do something about it? I have raised 2-3 year olds I..” I cut him just staring him right in the eyes, “First of all he is 1”. He says “Look man I’m just saying I’d take him outside and teach him a lesson”.

I kid you not, he didn’t even finish the word lesson and I was must have been on some sort of protective auto pilot because “I’m about to take you outside and teach you lesson” came out of my mouth before I could think. He leaned back and said “you don’t need to threaten me” I’m just staring at him smiling with a slight shake of rage and reply “You didn’t need to say anything to me about my child” He looks at me and says “Good Night dude, We’re done” I day “Yeah I hope we are” and he turns around.

So now my kid is all *** disturbed and I can hear this guy blowing off steam to his wife. He is sitting directly behind me in a booth.

So I get up because I know if I take my kid out of the high chair and give him to his mom; he’ll calm down and chill out. I can hear his wife giving the play by play of what I’m doing. I just turn and say to her “yep that’s what I am doing”. She has this “What?” look on her face, trying to play dumb not realizing I heard their entire conversation for the last couple of minutes.

Which was my not so subtle yet passive way of hinting “maybe you should shut the *** up”

So her husband try’s to engage me in conversation about how he just wants a quiet meal he’s had a long week and how my kid is ruining his relaxation for him.

At this point I have to restrain every fiber in my body from just grabbing this schmuck and breaking every bone in his body.

“Really, this is a loud sports bar on a Friday night and you’re expecting a quiet dinner?”

“Look man I’m 55 I’ve raised 6 kids you can’t let the kid control you...”

My server comes over and asks is everything is alright I’m just like “can I have my bill, box up our food make it to go because I’m about to spend a night in jail if I stay here any longer”.

So I turn around and wait and just stare at the back of this *** head. His wife is looking me up and down and says to him “he’s really big maybe you should apologize” he’s like “no he threatened me” She tells him “No I mean like he is really big like you should just apologize big”.

So my food gets delivered I pay the tab and then my wife walks over to their table and calls him an *** and his wife begins to yell at my wife to defend him and I’m just looking at her and shake my head expressing “don’t even” and then she just got quiet mid sentence.

Then we left.

I don’t understand why I was just ready to break civility as soon as this dude started laying in about my kid.

I don’t know where the *** people find engaging people with a kid in a restaurant if they’re being disturbed, is normal. (Cincinnati apparently, I overheard them talking to the server). Where I am from if you’re bothered by a child in that type of venue you ask to be moved or just pay your bill and shoot a side eye at the people as you bounce.

tedium...


*sips coffee*

I assumed PARKER would do all the username/password entry for us.

i'd rather stockpile food, salt the earth, and watch the peasants starve at the gates.


*sips coffee*



i don't feel like remembering a new username/password.

that seems like an awful lot of work...


I hereby nominate hevans to head the committee to find us a new place to move the NI castle too....




there's gotta be a small engine repair forum somewhere we could hide in the back of.....