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/pulls the lever [gear noises]



I'll take a chocolate egg creme PARKER

Melancholy Monday and the non-alcoholic corner of sadness.

Welcome to the group, buddy. The non-alcoholic corner of sadness is just over there.

too much booze I think. looks like ole’ mos will be on the sober wagon involuntarily. could be worse.

ouch... how the heck did you manage that?

ripped another hole in my stomach. on bedrest until thursday. will be OK. have fun at work suckers!

-yawn-
can we skip monday already?
woke up with a headache

yep...

Shoot me now. x.x

What is it, Melancholy Monday?

lol you remember the biker. Everyone else checked as too weak to be worthwhile. I was all nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd oh big guy nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd...

bikers are annoying as *** to fight. They enjoy it way too much. And they don't have to be at work in the morning....

did a double take, thought this read Prison

i saw the word diner and immediately thought of the pulp fiction scene.

which is why we actually got along in person, maybe.

No go on negotiation. Back to the search!

and it's DANCE PARTY FRIDAY!!!

The second part of the situational awareness seminar has been postponed due to lack of MSPaint skills and free time...

Bad Hombres - Know your Exits and potential points of conflict

was going to include a layout of the diner Mosin and I ate at, where we sat and why, how many bad hombres were in the room and how many potential points of conflict there were relative to our position and my action plan.

In this highly abbreviated version -my back was to the emergency exit in the back of the room, I had a view of the parking lot and the entire dinning room, there was only one armed bad hombre and the other potential point of conflict was of course the cash register.

Flight - In case of a fire or armed robbery we would have fled immediately out the near exit.

Fight- The big fella in the middle of the room was right handed, armed with a knife on his right side he was heavy, had bad knees, and had long hair. I would have been on his left side if he pivoted out from his chair to face the isle. So stomp kick to the left knee, grab his left arm with my left hand and use my right hand to pull him backwards by his hair and try to drive his head through the table.

That way even if he got the knife out his couldn't turn to use it.

If he for some strange reason came out backwards both of my hands would have controlled his right arm and then stomp kick the right knee, ear drop, kimura the right arm.

Imaginary dinosaur rampage day ?
my favorite holiday!
Mr Tea-Rex likes it too

that's...that's some imressive work Mr. Freckles...nicely done.

PARKER go ahead and cancel their appointment to plead to the council for high speed internet for them. They are going to need some more time it seems.

/roundfiles their application

PARKER! HIT IT!!!

Mr Freckles enjoys rampage-based activities. Have at it.

Wait!!! What is the dinosaur's name? And Can we take it to the village for potential rampage based activities?

Boss came by, noticed I'm pouring over data/graphs. Says they'll come back when I'm not so busy.

Little do they know I'm actually staring at parses from FFXIV...

That sounds like a whole lot of work.

I think I'll just sit in my lair and pretend I have a pet dinosaur.

Here is a good way to practice a little bit of situational awareness. Most women that you see out in public are wearing something that they want you, as a potential suitor, to notice.

It could be jewelry, shoes, a purse, something that they put thought and effort into. It could also be their new hair cut. DO NOT STARE. Glance casually. Notice on each female you encounter what that item is.

Now, this part only applies to women you would consider taking out for coffee, mention the item. "That's a cute ____ where did you get it? -Or- Those are cute shoes/boots/etc. Where did you get them? etc.

If they are not interested in you they wont answer definativly. They will say something in a dismisive tone. But if they engage you in a conversation about the item, they have accepted your compliment and you can ask them out for coffee.

Especially if after looking you over they touch their hair.

Your mission, if you chose to accept it is, find the flare, get a date, report back.

My life...

Edit: To expand on this, usually if someone hits on me I won't realize it for upwards of a week. There was one cute girl from when I worked nights, came in consistently for almost 2 weeks straight and only ever talked to me. Took me 2 co-workers and 2 weeks to finally realize she was hitting on me...

yes.

we need to work on your situation awareness...

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IMPORTANT QUESTION THO.
Did you realize in the moment you where being hit on, or did some time happen after realizing so?

for example, certain President I wont name went to the store one day after work, and this cute cashier girl complemented the Perfume, saying it was nice and all, cheerful and all.
Mr Cat President just scowled all grumpy "I am not wearing any, must be someone else." took the change and left the store, leaving a confused cashier girl behind, only to get to the parking lot and yell out...
"WAIT A MINUTE!" D: