A remember a long time ago on vent with my first egls we were joking about using our FFXI accomplishments as something worth noting or putting into real life. Our LS leader proceeded to say something along the lines of: "If I ever get pulled over by a cop i'm gonna be like 'Do you know who I am mother ***? I'm a level 75 paladin, you do not want to *** with me!'"
Good times xD