*slips into NI, sets down a case of bourbon, and shares with all*
How's Ni?
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Bloodrose said: » How's Ni? Nikolce carefully studies his watch and at the exact time points at PARKER.....
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*Walks in and immediately flops onto the floor*
PARKER! Coffee me.
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PARKER /brings coffee and the morning report
The Army of the Children's Services was soundly defeated. Survivors are being tortured. Bloodrose dropped off a case of Bourbon last night...
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*sips the coffee while reading the report*
Excellent work PARKER. I'd like an hourly update on what information we squeeze out of the survivors. Squeeze... yes! PARKER, inform the torturers to use the "condenser". They deserve some fun today. *takes another sip of coffee then holds the mug out to PARKER* But first, add some bourbon to this.
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Asura.Dameshi said: » But first, add some bourbon to this. /violentlyslapsbourbonfromtheking'shand JESUS CHRIST MAN, WE BARELY KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!! no wonder it was so hard to keep you from being kidnapped back in the day. yikes. morning all. now that we've averted disaster, how's everyone on this fine, frozen, *** of a day?
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Siren.Mosin said: » now that we've averted disaster, how's everyone on this fine, frozen, *** of a day? Ready for it to be tomorrow after work already so I can break into the trusted bourbon supply. *grumble* This week sucks dog balls.
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Two of the truck drivers yesterday were from pennsylvania, they said our weather was as equally shitty as yours, lol. you poor icicle sucking ***.
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Siren.Mosin said: » Two of the truck drivers yesterday were from pennsylvania, they said our weather was as equally shitty as yours, lol. you poor icicle sucking ***. Hasn't been so bad this week since Monday. Monday was colder than a witch's ***. All I know is I woke up last Wednesday here:  (This is a promo shot for the yacht club's restaurant, but I literally sat at that exact table and ate and drank delicious things; those are conch fritters, I highly reccomend them.) And when Wednesday ended, this was where I found myself:  I'm normally not one to *** about winter weather. But when you go from (almost literal) paradise back to spending 20 minute shoveling and cleaning your car to go anywhere in the span of a few hours...it's a bit gut-wrenching.
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Siren.Mosin said: » Asura.Dameshi said: » But first, add some bourbon to this. /violentlyslapsbourbonfromtheking'shand JESUS CHRIST MAN, WE BARELY KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!! no wonder it was so hard to keep you from being kidnapped back in the day. yikes. morning all. now that we've averted disaster, how's everyone on this fine, frozen, *** of a day? I suppose you're right, that could very well be *whispers* bottom shelf. *shudders* You've saved me from imminent doom, I thank you. I am tired, waiting for the weekend despite it only being Thursday, and generally just waiting for Winter to go away. I TL;DR: I'll have the usual. Put it on my tab.
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Asura.Dameshi said: » I am tired, waiting for the weekend despite it only being Thursday, and generally just waiting for Winter to go away. I woke up dragged my *** out of bed late this morning, so I will have to figure out something for lunch, the coffee has been ineffective, I'm waiting on my boss to get back for final approval, and I could really go for a beer right now. TL;DR: I'll have the usual. Put it on my tab. incredibly similar situation here. the struggle is real. press on, my friend.
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/strolls out to the warehouse to supervise some diabolical machine repairs
/notices technician struggling ... can't get machine to turn on..even with new power supply /notices fuse cap in new power supply doesn't pop out when turned /takes cap out puts fuse in /machine whirs to life /pats technician consolingly /returns to desk and sips more coffee
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/turn on ALL the AC's in Ni, blasting them at full power
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Good news everyone. I got that thing finished and submited that needed to be done today.
Bad news everyone. Meshi has become ill with sleepiness. Do I: Administer Coffee Administer Tea Administer Epsom Salt Clean And Dress The Wound Double Team And Continue Use Ropes And Chains Continue As Normal 
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I think I want to stream Oregon Trail II again now.
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z) all of the above
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Ramyrez said: » (This is a promo shot for the yacht club's restaurant, but I literally sat at that exact table and ate and drank delicious things; those are conch fritters, I highly reccomend them.) Bahamut.Milamber said: » Best when you catch/harvest them yourself. I had far too much rum in me for that kind of venture.
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Huh, we're now getting probability bands for temperature in our forecasts; interesting.
*edit* and wind speed
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Ramyrez said: » Bahamut.Milamber said: » Best when you catch/harvest them yourself. I had far too much rum in me for that kind of venture. yeah... I second the use of the aint nobody got time for that meme.... plus...if I put my head under water my cigar will go out.... /pays some kid five bucks to do it for me you need to learn how to relax Mr. Workaholic... look at Milamber over there honey..being all industrious on vacation... /pays a kid five bucks to crimp his diving air hose closed
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » look at Milamber over there honey..being all industrious on vacation... Some people consider that kind of thing relaxing on vacation. *watches Nik cringe, has PARKER fetch him a new drink* I know, right? There were people across the marina constantly going out fishing, coming back and cleaning their catches...so much work on vacation. I don't get it. we were on a cruise and my buddy signed himself up for a fishing excursion... he asked my if I wanted to come with and I said "are you out of your *** mind!? we're already on a *** boat and you are going to pay more to go on a smaller one? and work? what the hell is a matter with you?"
and his wife was all shaking her head "I tried to tell him it was stupid but...." came back all sea sick and wave whipped and of course he didn't catch anything... you can't just hop in a boat in the afternoon and go hook a marlin...you dumb ***...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » we were on a cruise and my buddy signed himself up for a fishing excursion... he asked my if I wanted to come with and I said "are you out of your *** mind!? we're already on a *** boat and you are going to pay more to go on a smaller one? and work? what the hell is a matter with you?" and his wife was all shaking her head "I tried to tell him it was stupid but...." came back all sea sick and wave whipped and of course he didn't catch anything... you can't just hop in a boat in the afternoon and go hook a marlin...you dumb ***... Oh yeah... we went to maine and rented a house and the realtor was talking ***about some deposit... deposit?...deposit for what?
A deposit for not doing enough of cleaning... and she sends me a list of all the things that have to be cleaned before we leave... I laughed at her...yeah like I'm going to clean your clients house on my vacation... change the line to read cleaning fee $150 bucks or whatever.... I aint cleaning jack ***...
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Bahamut.Milamber said: » Fishing conching scalloping Driving snorkeling. that's called work ing here are vacation ings drinking, cigar smoking, napping, wave watching, lobster eating...
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>.> I bet he exercises on vacation.... he's one of those *** that are up at *** five in the morning jogging in place in their little exercise outfits getting ready to run fifteen miles...
/dopey voice c'mon dear we're burning daylight here.../measures heart rate Edit: I'm going to run you over on my way back from getting doughnuts later
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