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 Asura.Dameshi
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 14:13:32
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
>.> I bet he exercises on vacation.... he's one of those *** that are up at *** five in the morning jogging in place in their little exercise outfits getting ready to run fifteen miles...

/dopey voice

c'mon dear we're burning daylight here.../measures heart rate


Edit: I'm going to run you over on my way back from getting doughnuts later
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-26 14:18:32
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some homeless guy on a bicycle just ripped my niece's windshield wiper off her car after she ran him off the road...

I wonder if it was Tigerwoods....
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By Bloodrose 2015-02-26 14:23:16
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Mosin must have been traumatized by a horde of Canadian hosers.

As a man who enjoys his bourbon, I never touch or recommend anything on the bottom shelf, and it would be better served as bonfire fuel.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 14:31:50
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Trust no one...
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-26 14:33:30
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Trust no one...

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By Bismarck.Leneth 2015-02-26 14:39:54
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Trust no one...
The villain is mostly the one to drop that line in the beginning, Mr. Donovan.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 14:48:53
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Steak shrimp burrito.
\o/
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 15:09:40
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I'm just going to leave these here for everyone.
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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-26 15:25:04
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baha, the man disabled your second video.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-26 15:35:46
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Siren.Mosin said: »
baha, the man disabled your second video.
*** hell that was fast. Glad I watched it last night.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 15:41:23
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i wanted to watch that :<
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-26 15:44:02
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nsfw, lots of pew pew pew and a couple secs of bewbs
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 09:03:14
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
nsfw

I was thinking of you again misao as I put another box filled with packaging peanuts into the recycle....

I need you to come up with a crude design for a glitter dispersal weapon that will open after they leave my home or office but while it is in the recycle facility.

as an example my packing peanut box isn't sealed with tape it just has the flaps overlapping so someone will either try to crush it flat or pull the flaps open and either way it will disperse the peanuts all over the place....
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 09:05:07
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Ramyrez said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
Trust no one...


I posted this yesterday, I forgot how *** much I carried a torch for 90s Gillian Anderson.

Damn, son.

Also, it's Friday. Fresh chicken wings, fries, and bourbon. Eight hours from now!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2015-02-27 09:29:45
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Keep it up Nik! You got TX on the ropes!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 09:40:07
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Keep it up Nik! You got TX on the ropes!

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND TEXAS MUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

north texas is doomed! and so is oklahoma!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-27 09:44:31
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Keep aiming it south, Nik.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 09:57:29
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Aye Aye Cap'n!

/benny hill salute


/goes looking for some decent video of those hand crank aimed turrets they used to have on boats in WWII and gets lost in war footage....

fuggit

<PARKER quickly hand cranks the turrets to point south west>
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:08:42
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GLITTER DOES NOT WORK IF IT CONTAINED, ESPECIALLY IN THE RECYCLE BIN!

Does the target own a small/big pet?
pref a dog?

you are in luck.
we are developing a new package with a special delivery service.

-Package will be delivered during Working hours, this is alterable for the working scheduled of said person.
-package will be delivered at person's home. not a big package, nor small one, just enough to be delivered trough the mail slot.
-package will be laced with HQ pet flavored treat. pet will then sniff the package and eat trough it.
-Pet will unleash packaged glitter all over the place as it tears it up.
-pet will poop glitter all over the place due to special glitter formula being developed.

Now, we are aware that some houses will not have a mail slot.
NO WORRIES
We can also deliver said message by flinging it trough a window!
Person does not own a pet?
NO WORRIES, YOU CAN RENT ONE TOO AND WE WILL ALSO FLING IT TROUGH THE WINDOW!
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:12:38
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
GLITTER DOES NOT WORK IF IT CONTAINED, ESPECIALLY IN THE RECYCLE BIN!

Does the target own a small/big pet?
pref a dog?

you are in luck.
we are developing a new package with a special delivery service.

-Package will be delivered during Working hours, this is alterable for the working scheduled of said person.
-package will be delivered at person's home. not a big package, nor small one, just enough to be delivered trough the mail slot.
-package will be laced with HQ pet flavored treat. pet will then sniff the package and eat trough it.
-Pet will unleash packaged glitter all over the place as it tears it up.
-pet will poop glitter all over the place due to special glitter formula being developed.

Now, we are aware that some houses will not have a mail slot.
NO WORRIES
We can also deliver said message by flinging it trough a window!
Person does not own a pet?
NO WORRIES, YOU CAN RENT ONE TOO AND WE WILL ALSO FLING IT TROUGH THE WINDOW!

Look, I hate people as much as anyone.

But leave the poor animals out of this. You think you've got it in for that ***? The animal has to live with that ***.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:14:56
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SPECIAL GLITTER FORMULA IS BEING TESTED FOR ANIMAL SAFETY!
<still no success tho>[/font]
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By Asura.Dameshi 2015-02-27 10:23:11
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Nik, can't you alter the weather machine to spew out glitter?
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:24:23
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
SPECIAL GLITTER FORMULA IS BEING TESTED FOR ANIMAL SAFETY!
<still no success tho>[/font]



I read fine print!
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:30:37
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sad panda?
SOMEONE COLLECT THE TEARS! QUICK!
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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:32:26
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
sad panda?
SOMEONE COLLECT THE TEARS! QUICK!

*keys the mic*

"They're not getting it. Squirrel Wipeout All Threat team, move out. If you see the shot, take it."

*keys off mic*

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 10:35:49
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
GLITTER!!!

I like where your head is at.... /nods
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2015-02-27 10:38:42
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Ramyrez said: »
Look, I hate people as much as anyone.

But leave the poor animals out of this. You think you've got it in for that ***? The animal has to live with that ***.

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By Siren.Mosin 2015-02-27 10:42:45
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morning all.

I'm ready to be done for the week.

also, yeah francis.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2015-02-27 10:47:43
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you forget, we have an anti-squirrel unit~

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By Ramyrez 2015-02-27 10:52:59
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
you forget, we have an anti-squirrel unit~


Squirrels are just my minions.

Canines are my brothers.

Dramatic recreation of Rammie and his canine companion years ago.
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