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People are bitching about penises again? Don't worry, Mos. I put my son in the pretty penis club too.
/comfort We're terrible.
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PARKER Edit:
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All of my avatars have a bluish greenish color to them.
yeah idk why he hates misacat so much....
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » People are bitching about penises again? Don't worry, Mos. I put my son in the pretty penis club too. /comfort We're terrible.
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Us? Xenophobes? What?
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: » We're terrible. see.... I don't think so.
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Lakshmi.Blacklion said: » What the... PARKER!!! where are my manors!? Parker Edit: right away sir! YouTube Video Placeholder WELCOME!!!! /inappropriate grizzly bear hug Welcome to the Once Glorious Kingdom, now ramshackle homeless shelter of NI! Our man servant PARKER there will take your coat... Please, please do come in and have a seat, feel free to browse the library, the annals of NI. There you will find all of our darkest secrets. Introductions!!! I do not have a name but you can call me Nikolce, grandmaster of evil and this is <pointing to everyone> Mosin the Executioner. Hoppy, Queen of Guacamole. Flavin "Sugar Britches" our CLO (Chief Lawnchair Officer) Magnuss the Barbarian/Janitor <aside quietly> "he's on break" Misacat the Freeloader Stikelf the Treasurer GirlBoy the Artist Formerly known as Kojo ChaosX the bending robut Josiah Donnie Poppycock the canadian bus crashing cereal killing nusiance Kara and Mil the new parents pop in from time to time You'll meet everyone else in good time.... Let's see.... Long story short! Once upon a time, there was a lonely office assistant named Row and he worked for the great god king named Dameshi, together with their trusty band of merry men they built the castles and moats and everything you see here in the land of NI... yadda yadda yadda wars and battles yadda yadda yadda captures kidnappings and ransoms yadaa yadda yadda and then they all left and we came in and wrecked the place. with me so far? So it isn't what it once was, but that doesn't matter if you weren't here then, because you don't know what it was, to know whether or not now is any better than it was back then anyways. from a certain perspective it's much better now than it was then, but to some people it was better then than it is now, but perhaps they are just nostalgic for then and now is still better or perhaps then really was better for them..... the important part is it's now, now and it can't go back to then and so it's going to stay now or move on to something later. but for right now it's still now. /waits yes, so you probably left a long time ago and I'm babbling to myself, which really isn't all that uncommon now... or then. and I have work I need to pretend to get back to so make yourself at home if you are still here, back read from the beginning of there thread and then we will give you a quiz and draw the blood sample for the clone and shave your scrotum. TA! /slams the door to his office shut
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Leave it to Nik to come up with the most genius introduction to Ni ever. That being said, I highly doubt that poor *** is ever going to step into the haunted hallways of Ni, again. We need to stop treating newbies like Arizona does to Mexico and instead welcome them like Staten Island in the early 1900's. Maybe then we could have more soldiers in our ramshackle army.
Y'know, until their probation period ends and we judge them harshly and either give them keys to the bathroom or behead them.
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I think we've unconsciously decided to just skip to the beheading before they have a chance to disappoint us.
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Take your blood, cuff you up, and force You to drink it ?
Where have I seen this before ?
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morning alls.
what's up with everyone else on this fine tuesday morning? I am slowly coming to terms with no alcohol. I think it's the extra $$$ I find in my pocket, look at, & think "how do I still have all this money?" YouTube Video Placeholder
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Siren.Mosin said: » morning alls. what's up with everyone else on this fine tuesday morning? I'm an hour late this morning due to traffic... There was a twenty velociraptor pile up on the King Dameshi Wagonway and you know, once they start going at each other it's going to be a bad time... Raptor Road Rage... /sips coffee I blame the oldsters/mid life crisis suffering, male pattern baldness having, ride like old women bastages that get these things and have no idea how to ride them. Luckily PARKER and I were traveling in our usual high style in our stolen batmobile....  PARKER got a little nauseous when I got tired of waiting and hit the rocket boosters to go over the pile.... and we went more threw it than over... /shrug I don't know why wayne made the controls in that thing so complicated... and don't even bother trying to read through the instruction manual! 4,700 pages of maudlin gibberish... yeah yeah yeah you're the batman... how the fug do I get this sucker to jump UP!? meh...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » King Dameshi Wagonway there's your problem. I started taking the back roads after they put in all those evil tollbooths. wait a minute!!! did you have something to do with that?
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I blame stikelf. He "borrowed" a considerable amount of money from the NI bank for his european vacation with gunshy...
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » I blame stikelf. He "borrowed" a considerable amount of money from the NI bank for his european vacation with gunshy... and we're left behind... yet again...
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And it looks like the super storm sandy machine is going to need an overhaul... Hurricane Arthur sucked! We will never be able to sell these carbon offsets if mother nature doesn't pitch in a little when we try to destroy things....
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Shiva.Nikolce said: » Hurricane Arthur sucked! it's ok buddy... maybe that typhoon will really wreak havoc over there in japan.
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Nik and PARKER carpool? I'm sure it's only for the HOV lane access.
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I'm fairly certain that they're secretly lovers.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: » Maybe then we could have more soldiers in our ramshackle army. idk... I think King Dameshi went to the zapp brannigan school of advanced military training... which of course uses zapp brannigan's "Big Book of War" as the text book.
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And that's why our army sucks so bad. He kept sending wave after wave to their death against the killbots so he could have them reach their set kill limit.
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: » And that's why our army sucks so bad. He kept sending wave after wave to their death against the killbots so he could have them reach their set kill limit. we have won some significant battles/wars though. The entirety of subligaria is still completely uninhabitable... and it still smells like burning jock straps and failure. PARKER Edit: much credit must be given to the hero of that war, Bluespoons, who went all berserker... who knew you could kill a guy stomping him in the balls? phew! I still get a little uncomfortable in the groin region when I remember the carnage of that campaign....
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I do miss Spoony.
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