Our forefathers, having been kicked out of every decent country on the planet enslaved the other half of our forefathers to build this great nation, where men could be men and sheep would tremble in fear.
For all men share a dream, to be left alone for thirty minutes so they can take a dump in peace without the spanish inquisition kicking down the door and demanding they buy car insurance or some such nonsense. And yes, innocent women and children will continue to die with startling regularity all over the planet because there are simply too may stupid people and there isn't a goddamn thing we can do about it so leave us alone!
What our forefathers figured out all those years ago was the terrible truth, you can pour every ounce of genius into legislation all the good intentions available on the planet but it WILL NOT matter because stupid people will always refuse to read, understand, acknowledge, follow, obey, express guilt or remorse for breaking ANY AND ALL LAWS regardless of their merit.
The problem is complex beyond comprehension and simple to the point of absurdity. As a species on the fundamental basic chromosomal level we are terribly flawed. We as a species are quite simply
too dumb to live.
And the only cure is evolution which may make take millions of years, possibly longer.
But in the meantime, please, for the love of all of what little left is sane and rational in man, please stop the insanity of trying to pass laws against everything you find annoying!
Since the time of Hammurabi
No Law Ever Spoken By a Prophet, Written in Blood, Carved in Stone, Debated by Legendary Scholars, Arbitrated by the suavest lawyers EVER never ever never ever ever stopped not even so much as
one idiot from killing themselves or someone else. EVER!!!
It's not possible!
YES we hope and we pray and we wish and we beg and we dream and we long for it that somehow one day it could one day be possible....
BUT NO!!! it is not and it will probably never be.
No how, no way, nope, nein, no, non, nyet, can't do it, can't swing it, can't be done, won't be done, you can't stop the stupid. it's the immovable object
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I know you want it to help really really really bad and i love you for it, but god bless you're sweet HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE little brain it ain't ever gunna help.
So long as our children are so stupid they still fall for the old "I got your nose" trick we will always fall victim to one another's stupid, self centered, egotistical blundering. Ever since our caveman ancestor picked up a rock and knocked another caveman stupid with it, there has always been weapons and there will always be weapons by which we can express our stupidity and self importance with.
You could mini gun and rocket launcher all day every day the rest of your natural life and never make a dent in the ridiculous relentless overwhelming stupefying mass of humanity, there are almost ten fricken billion more people where they came from!
You will never escape the stupid, not even if you colonize the moon solo. The stupid is looking you back in the face every time you look in the mirror. You can't escape it. You can't wish it away. It's right there /points at himself in the mirror
It's right there