Things Your Automation Would Say If It Could Talk

Why don't you go and fight Cerb while i run away >.>

my automation is named fukeusuki and my name is soki so i think thats y my pup is only lvl 5 ><

"so grab their wallet while they lolpup?"

play a different job already im tired of saving ur azz.

Aha! Blinded, I can fix that!

Hmmm... dead, thats beyond me...

"Im not lol im just misunderstood"

"Daddy, why do you keep making me sleep? I don't want to sleep anymore please stop please stop it hurts, daddy, it hurts to keep dying and coming--DON'T DEACTIVATE ME DON'T HIT THAT BUTTON IT'S LIKE DYING AND I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THE BLACK ANYMORE DON'T MAKE ME DIE STOP STOP PLEASE GOD STOP RIPPING MY SOUL APART STO--"

Puppetmaster>> Deactivate! Reactivate! Nuke! Deactivate!

"Ohh... your tanks are dead, and your main healer is low on MP? OVERLOAD... hahaha, ***"

Of course, my automaton is named tramp for a reason..

Actually, mines already talking since I've unlocked PUP.
Sometimes during a pt, she's shout "Look at me! I'm a banana Overloaded!"

Wish I have a ball-gag as an attachment for her.

I feel so unoriginal now ; ;

/sulks

"HBO is not free, that is an attachment that drops from AV".

"Stop leaving me in your mog house that moogle freaks me out when your not there...."

"I swear its the moogle that moves your gear around in mh not me" ><

ps. mine is named caprice & would also say "thx for fully meriting me, i'm pimp *** now"

"lolpup"

"... wait a minute"


"fml"

"*** you, I'm on strike! I do all the *** work in this partnership and you take all the *** credit! I don't even get to keep any *** treasure! You just take it all and go buy nice things for yourself! Where the *** did you get the money for those Hades Santi +1?! What the *** is this ***?!"

While battling..."Could you please hold hate long enough for me to stick this bullet up the mob's ***?!"

While waiting for Campaign mobs to show..."I dunno about you, but I'd rather be getting oiled up right now on a beach somewhere." or "Whoa! WTF is that?!"

While changing his attachments..."EY EY EY, watch your hands mac, I'm not a sex bot."

About my gear..."lmfao, you look like a fairy"

haha i laughed when i read this

"I'm lonely." (aka I never play pup :P)

"Why don't you ever take me out? Why did you name me Nutcracker? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?! Dammit Liela, I'm just trying to be the cute little doll you always wanted to play with, and all you do when you call me is /sigh, look dejected, make me dance, or ignore me. What did I ever do to you, Liela?!?! I bet you even like that blue flying rat wyvern better than you like me! /sob"

"And you can nuke that yourself! I'm sick of your crap, I'm going on strike!"

"What's that? You have 10hp?" <casts Poisona> "Oh! You're dying and need a cuuuuure~! [That's too bad] >:("

If i use coiler and dynamo and haste and have 3 thunder maneouvers up V-1000 would say
"OHH YEA I LIKE TO SMACK THE ***OUT OF THIS IT++
MOB"

"Who the *** are you and why are you talking to me?" --overload--

With Flame Holder, Attuner, and Tension Spring II equipped and Drille's about to use a WS...

<Drille>:"Man, I'm all juiced up for this ***!"

There's a reason why It's so hard to position me.
Try standing so I'm not down wind of you :x

lol, overload on a Wind Manuever

Why did I think of this?

because chances are an automaton probably did this before...

While traveling through Whitegate..."Hey, how much for an oil change over at the brothel?"

Dear Master,

Day 1, level 1
Thank you for chosing PUP I'm really excited about our journey. I understand this was not your first choice but I promise you we will spend a lot of hours skilling up and having fun.

Day 2, level 25
OMG boss you are the best, the levels are flying by and having fun chopping goblins and pugs and making salad out of them +^-^+

Day 4, level 37
Wow we have really spend so much time together and I LOVE this East Ronfaure (S) place you have taken me to. I enjoy plucking the S### out of these birds.

Day 7, level 55 (sync 37 East Ron(S))
I'm starting to feel dizzy fighting these Colibri all day sync'd at 37.... why are we still here? I can't wait to go to Wajom and Bhafalu.

Day 15, level 65 (sync 37 East Ron(S))
Master, why am I still wearing a Harlequin armor? Haven't you spoken with Galka in Whitegate to make me a new armor?

Day 18, level 68 (sync 37 East Ron(S))
I'm starting to feel used and very dissapointed boss, all i've done is fight birds all day 5-10 hr/day, I haven't skilled up, and I have been having PINK NIGHTMARES, and.... WHO THE HELL is that Automaton that you carry with you all times? Why people call it PL and looks like a tarutaru? Why is that Automaton healing you all the times? Why you don't allow me to cure you boss? Am I not everything you wanted of me?

Day 20, level 70 (sync 68 Caedarva Mire)
I'm really scaerd of Imps... I keep missing a lot and feel useless, You sent me out to fight them and you run your @$$ to Nashmau. I'm tired of dying, while you run away and go flirting with a mithra.

Day 23, level 75 (Caedarva Mre Sync 70)
Pfft, This is the end of my journey, a tragedy, as you level 75 you store me away and sell me to the lowest bidder.
I see you cross into the SMN path while everyone goes LoLPUP at me. :(

"why are those guys with big weapons giving me dirty looks" ...... dont worry nutcracker,your juss destroying their ego's.

I love that i can nuke, go away & erase hate. while a blm nukes & runs around like a little girl.