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Things only FFXI Players will understand
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1164
By Odin.Senaki 2019-09-04 03:29:50
Serious question,
There are a lot of MMORPGS out there with their own culture and norms. So i'm wondering, what are some things that only FFXI Players would understand / appreciate?
TY TY ~
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1544
By Asura.Vienner 2019-09-04 04:10:58
Its not OK to use the word toon.
By kishr 2019-09-04 04:13:28
Crag, Tribs, AV, Hot2019.... To name a few.
By Shichishito 2019-09-04 05:38:51
Bismarck.Snprphnx
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2691
By Bismarck.Snprphnx 2019-09-04 05:45:46
"Balance", "PS2 Limitations"
Ragnarok.Visper
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 26
By Ragnarok.Visper 2019-09-04 06:02:07
REMA
"JP Onry" (the non-politically correct way)
By Pantafernando 2019-09-04 06:06:15
Valefor.Sehachan
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 24219
By Valefor.Sehachan 2019-09-04 06:24:00
I don't know about norms that are specific to this game and not others, but we do have a bunch of memes.
Subjob is like sex etc.
Haste takes time to proc.
Buttersheep.
Also this historical gem:
Quote: Is 20 dmg for the hit like 30 dmg if a RNG shoots?
No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?
u take 20 dmg no shooting for 30 dmg if drg, so divide 2 u dont shoot, u get 10 but for DRG it no 30, so 20 would be for DRG if u werent a RNG?
Cerberus.Drayco
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 347
By Cerberus.Drayco 2019-09-04 06:28:34
I don't know about norms that are specific to this game and not others, but we do have a bunch of memes.
Subjob is like sex etc.
Haste takes time to proc.
Buttersheep.
Also this historical gem:
Quote: Is 20 dmg for the hit like 30 dmg if a RNG shoots?
No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?
u take 20 dmg no shooting for 30 dmg if drg, so divide 2 u dont shoot, u get 10 but for DRG it no 30, so 20 would be for DRG if u werent a RNG? ow.... What the hell did I just read.
By chonls 2019-09-04 06:43:40
When "Master" job was introduced, the autotranslate word "bait" was removed
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 576
By Asura.Meliorah 2019-09-04 06:53:41
No reric no mitic no enmpy? Dont takl me smal fish^^
By zixxer 2019-09-04 08:23:32
I don't know about norms that are specific to this game and not others, but we do have a bunch of memes.
Subjob is like sex etc.
Haste takes time to proc.
Buttersheep.
Also this historical gem:
Quote: Is 20 dmg for the hit like 30 dmg if a RNG shoots?
No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?
u take 20 dmg no shooting for 30 dmg if drg, so divide 2 u dont shoot, u get 10 but for DRG it no 30, so 20 would be for DRG if u werent a RNG?
I actually tried looking for this in kazam because i wanted to re-read the thread. It was funny when the community tried to dissect the message. It was like deciphering the roseta stone.
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 34187
By Asura.Kingnobody 2019-09-04 09:10:03
Brady Games Guide to FFXI.
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2019-09-04 09:14:06
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2019-09-04 09:14:38
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By volkom 2019-09-04 09:35:12
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2019-09-04 09:35:39
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By Airrin 2019-09-04 09:51:32
DO YOU JP ONRYSTAND?!
Bismarck.Tesiex
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 18
By Bismarck.Tesiex 2019-09-04 10:14:11
{See you again!}
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Game: FFXI
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2019-09-04 10:23:37
Asura.Azriel
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 720
By Asura.Azriel 2019-09-04 10:27:41
AF2DoesntExist
"It's just a Darter".
"Bubble Bernie kicked my ***".
24/7
S1
/l "Event in 10 mins" !<call>! (<call>'s don't work in /l - btw)
"21 yalms"
/blockaid
"Solo with Trusts"
"Solo with 5 alts"
"Solo with 5 mules"
"Solo with outside buffs"
Mining for fish.
Edit: BLUmage is bestmage.
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 576
By Asura.Meliorah 2019-09-04 10:29:59
2 items up for 800k? Sell it for 500k.
item I want that have last 24 sold for 12mil? can't buy at 15mil. 5 in stock.
Valefor.Omnys
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1759
By Valefor.Omnys 2019-09-04 11:44:46
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2019-09-04 11:53:10
Going outside Upper Jueno to tax free bazaars
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Game: FFXI
Posts: 487
By Asura.Beatsbytaru 2019-09-04 12:10:44
*** Ticko
Throw some ridills on some ***was really peak FFXI. All went downhill after that.
By Xaander 2019-09-04 12:15:45
GM Call Description: Player monopolizing NM
Perfect. Just the right amount of stupid for this boy to cut his teeth on.
[GM]Dave>> Okay. How do you want to handle this?
[GM]Fetus>> Well... the manual says...
[GM]Dave>> HAHAHAHA!!!
[GM]Dave>> That's pretty funny.
[GM]Fetus>> ... What?
[GM]Dave>> The GM Manual.
[GM]Dave>> That's priceless.
[GM]Fetus>> I'm serious.
[GM]Dave>> ...
[GM]Dave>> We have a lot of work to do.
[GM]Dave>> Fine. Tell me how you'd handle it.
[GM]Fetus>> We have to log in and speak with the player.
[GM]Fetus>> And then we have to review the logs.
[GM]Dave>> No, no, no.
[GM]Dave>> Christ, what are they teaching you people?
[GM]Fetus>> That's what the manual says to do.
[GM]Dave>> Know what else the manual says?
[GM]Fetus>> What?
[GM]Dave>> Shut the hell up!
[GM]Dave>> Now, log in and follow my instructions.
So we both log into the server and warp over to the player's location.
[GM]Fetus>> Good day, Adventurer.
[GM]Fetus>> I hope this Firesday meets you well.
Player>> ...
Player>> What?
[GM]Dave>> Don't mind him.
[GM]Dave>> He's new.
Player>> Oh.
Player>> Cool.
[GM]Dave>> So what's up?
[GM]Fetus>> You're not roleplaying.
[GM]Dave>> Don't make me slap you.
Player>> ... Yeah.
Player>> That guy has been monopolizing this NM for days.
Player>> He's here 24 hours a day.
[GM]Fetus>> We'd better check the logs for this player.
[GM]Dave>> And why would we do that?
[GM]Fetus>> This player says...
[GM]Dave>> Sweet lord.
[GM]Dave>> You're not actually listening to a player, are you?
[GM]Fetus>> Of course I am.
[GM]Fetus>> We're here to serve the players.
I literally fell off my chair at this point, I was laughing so hard.
[GM]Dave>> We don't actually listen to the players.
[GM]Dave>> They're more like pets.
Player>> HEY!
[GM]Dave>> Down, boy.
[GM]Fetus>> I thought we were supposed to...
[GM]Dave>> We're only supposed to do one thing.
[GM]Dave>> And that's ban people.
[GM]Fetus>> But what about the person being reported?
[GM]Dave>> We don't have any actual proof.
[GM]Dave>> Even the logs won't do anything.
[GM]Fetus>> So we let him go?
[GM]Dave>> No. We ban him anyway.
[GM]Dave>> Are you not paying attention?
[GM]Fetus>> But you said we don't have any proof.
[GM]Dave>> I don't get your point.
[GM]Fetus>> I'm confused.
[GM]Dave>> Let's take it one step at a time.
[GM]Dave>> This player right here... Say hi, Player.
Player>> ... Uhh... Hi?
[GM]Dave>> This guy sent an unnecessary GM call.
[GM]Dave>> And that is bad.
[GM]Dave>> And when a player does bad things, we...
[GM]Fetus>> Ban them?
[GM]Dave>> I like the way you think.
[GM]Dave>> I'd have gone with torture and humiliation.
[GM]Dave>> But I do respect efficiency.
Player>> Wait...
Player>> You're banning ME?!
[GM]Dave>> Sigh.
[GM]Dave>> Get used to that.
[GM]Dave>> They're kind of slow.
Player>> Are you talking about me?
[GM]Dave>> See?
[GM]Dave>> It's like taking care of a grade 3 class.
Player>> You can't say that.
[GM]Dave>> A grade 3 special ed class.
Player>> I am soo getting you fired.
[GM]Dave>> Excuse me, Fetus...
[GM]Dave>> Could you go get me a coffee?
[GM]Fetus>> Now?
[GM]Dave>> Yes, please.
[GM]Dave>> I'll just start the paperwork on this guy.
[GM]Fetus>> Oh.
[GM]Fetus>> Okay.
I smile nicely and let Fetus get out of sight.
[GM]Dave>> So...
[GM]Dave>> Do you like dragons?
I think Fetus is going to make a good GM.
I just have to break him of this whole "we help people" thing.
We're here to serve the players...
That ***is hilarious.
Asura.Eiryl
By Asura.Eiryl 2019-09-04 12:22:02
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 267
By Asura.Outlawbruce 2019-09-04 12:27:34
OMFG PROVOKE
-Valkrum Dunes (circa 2005)
By Pantafernando 2019-09-04 13:15:07
Cleaving
Serious question,
There are a lot of MMORPGS out there with their own culture and norms. So i'm wondering, what are some things that only FFXI Players would understand / appreciate?
TY TY ~
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