You're walking in the The Sanctuary of Zitah.
There's no one around and your linkpearl is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Pikohan
He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Pikohan
You're looking for you chocobo but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face
Altana, there's blood everywhere!
Running for you life (from Pikohan)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Pikohan)
Lurking in the shadows
Vana'diel superstar Pikohan
Living in the woods (Pikohan)
Killing for sport (Pikohan)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Pikohan
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
Dragon's Aery with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a noob trap!
Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the aery (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the drop off
Sitting inside: Pikohan
Sharpening an axe (Pikohan)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Pikohan)
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Pikohan
Fighting for your life with Pikohan
Wrestling a knife from Pikohan
Stab him in his kidney
Safe at last from Pikohan
You limp into the dark woods
Blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten
Pikohan
Wait! He isn't dead (Piko surprise)
Death Penalty to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do Blue Magic
Body slam superstar Pikohan
Legendary fight with Pikohan
Normal Tuesday night for Pikohan
You try to swing an axe at Pikohan
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping his head now
You have just decapitated Pikohan
His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Pikohan
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