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 Lakshmi.Sjugy
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By Lakshmi.Sjugy 2014-05-23 05:57:22
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To set the appropriate tone, let me start the thread with a haiku:
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Jerks abound inside
the social Taruwaru
 in summer weather


We are social linkshell of lazy jerks (except for most of us), and we're looking for more lazy jerks to join us (or people).

Our strategy is to collect enough skilled/geared players that we can do whatever new content SE releases, and then do it as the mood strikes us. This model was basically successful in TToF, but we eventually ran out of people because Stepth would kick everyone we managed to recruit and Artemas was no longer around to save them with sacks. Now we've repearled to Taruwaru.

We do not:
  • Have a real leader

  • Plan events

  • Find trying hard and failing very rewarding




We do:

  • Sack everyone

  • Regularly do events anyway

  • Make sophisticated obscene jokes





Recruitment policies:
Post in this thread or ask someone you know that is already in TToF, and they will either pearl you or not. There are many reasons to not pearl someone, which include but are not limited to:
  • Persononality conflicts

  • Being a Galka

  • Whininess

  • Lot everything-itis

  • Tendancy to make questionable life choices

  • Pointy elbows

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By Carbuncle.Peimei 2014-05-23 06:09:38
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This post makes me want to come back more than all the updates from the last year.
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By Lakshmi.Inspectorgadget 2014-05-23 06:49:14
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I miss being a Jerk.
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By Leviathan.Dwb 2014-05-23 06:54:04
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Lakshmi.Sjugy said: »
Being a Galka

Now im sad :(
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By Lakshmi.Smithhart 2014-05-23 11:19:06
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By Lakshmi.Neboh 2014-05-23 11:26:04
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I end up joining you guys on random events anyways. Lol.
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By Odin.Jassik 2014-05-23 11:43:59
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Lakshmi.Smithhart said: »

99 harp/horn or yagrush is required if you have pointy elbows.
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By Lakshmi.Byrth 2014-05-23 12:34:38
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I guess I should say that the list just gives potential reasons for denial and does not mean you will necessarily be denied. We... even let one Galka join.

Acceptance preference will be given to players with FotM jobs and afterglows. I have formally abandoned my search for rare letters, but names like Inspectorgadget do still intrigue me.
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By Lakshmi.Stepth 2014-05-23 15:27:36
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Sounds lovely, where do I sign up?!
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By Lakshmi.Byrth 2014-05-23 15:32:46
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Send a tell to anyone when you unafk! I'll be home to sack you in a few hours.
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By Odin.Jassik 2014-05-23 15:56:33
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Lakshmi.Byrth said: »
I'll be home to sack you in a few hours.

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By marivell 2014-05-23 16:29:10
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I'd like to join only for this:

---> make sophisticated obscene jokes.

This is priceless.
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By Leviathan.Syagin 2014-05-23 16:33:40
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Best recruitment thread I've seen lol
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2014-05-23 16:40:52
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I've gotta say, wow lol. Very Impressed if I wasn't in a shell now I'd server jump just for the laughs.
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By Lakshmi.Byrth 2014-05-26 19:28:42
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Here, LS theme songs and associated thoughtful slideshow.
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By Plageus 2014-05-26 19:50:03
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Lakshmi.Byrth said: »
We... even let one Galka join.

I feel so honored to be the exception!
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By harpy 2014-05-26 20:05:37
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Anyone on in the EST morning time?
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By Odin.Jassik 2014-05-26 20:13:14
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wait plageus is a galka?!
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By Lakshmi.Buukki 2014-05-26 20:40:58
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Lakshmi.Byrth said: »
I guess I should say that the list just gives potential reasons for denial and does not mean you will necessarily be denied. We... even let one Galka join.

Acceptance preference will be given to players with FotM jobs and afterglows. I have formally abandoned my search for rare letters, but names like Inspectorgadget do still intrigue me.


Token Galka slot has already been taken. Capacity reached.
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By Lakshmi.Byrth 2014-05-26 20:52:35
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Uh oh, looks like we're about to get a second Galka. I don't have a good explanation for this, but I get the feeling that you guys are going to have to fight each other to see who is the Galk-ist of them all.
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By Lakshmi.Rooks 2014-05-26 20:54:04
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Lakshmi.Byrth said: »
who is the Galk-ist of them all

I'm dying to know how that metric is calculated. The mind reels at the possibility.
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By Asura.Natenn 2014-05-26 21:19:36
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Lakshmi.Sjugy said: »

To set the appropriate tone, let me start the thread with a haiku:
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Jerks abound inside
the social Taruwaru
 in summer weather


We are social linkshell of lazy jerks (except for most of us), and we're looking for more lazy jerks to join us (or people).

Our strategy is to collect enough skilled/geared players that we can do whatever new content SE releases, and then do it as the mood strikes us. This model was basically successful in TToF, but we eventually ran out of people because Stepth would kick everyone we managed to recruit and Artemas was no longer around to save them with sacks. Now we've repearled to Taruwaru.

We do not:
  • Have a real leader

  • Plan events

  • Find trying hard and failing very rewarding




We do:

  • Sack everyone

  • Regularly do events anyway

  • Make sophisticated obscene jokes





Recruitment policies:
Post in this thread or ask someone you know that is already in TToF, and they will either pearl you or not. There are many reasons to not pearl someone, which include but are not limited to:
  • Persononality conflicts

  • Being a Galka

  • Whininess

  • Lot everything-itis

  • Tendancy to make questionable life choices

  • Pointy elbows

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By Lakshmi.Buukki 2014-05-26 22:16:35
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but I get the feeling that you guys are going to have to fight each other to see who is the Galk-ist of them all.


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By benjamus 2014-05-26 22:27:29
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yay buuki! you always were my favorite galka! here, gave a treat!

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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-05-26 22:58:51
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benjamus said: »


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By Lakshmi.Buukki 2014-05-27 00:21:01
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I'm not totally offended by that photo, only because I love sausages. GALKAN SAUSAGES!!
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By Shiva.Gib 2014-05-27 00:26:16
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oh my god, this sounds like my dream LS
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By Asura.Jezzus 2014-05-27 02:50:10
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By acakey 2014-05-27 03:12:22
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no pointy elbows , galkas fighting to the death , and a bunch of smart arsed gamers in one linkshell! when r ya comming to asura? hehehe
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By Lakshmi.Plageus 2014-05-27 05:41:38
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To the other Galka, do you even mine bro?

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