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The Shouting for Voidwatch Parties Drinking Game
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 Bahamut.Cantontai
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By Bahamut.Cantontai 2012-07-28 01:55:08
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I have run a few hundred VW parties on Bahamut, including nation clears/Tavnazian/zilart/ToAU/and plenty of Jeuno T3.

I came up with this game a few weeks ago, and since then I can't seem to function. Here are the rules:

Drink every time you get a /tell from a Thief, Beastmaster, Puppetmaster, or Summoner.
Finish your drink if you are 14+/18 and are specifically listing the jobs you want and still get tell from THF/BST/PUP/SMN.
Drink everytime a perle WAR is equipped with Dies Irae and doesn't know what the problem is.
Drink everytime one of the first 4 people you recruited quits before the run starts.
Drink every time someone joins a clear party thinking you're spamming one of the NM from that tier.
Drink every time you get a tell saying "i just started ls event/x6 run/provenance, will you try to remember my name 35 minutes from now?"
Finish your drink then all the beer in your fridge when you accidentally recruited 3 WHM/2 NIN/etc and don't realize until it's too late for job change.

Have fun, and make sure to have a designated driver!
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 02:02:27
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These extend to the party itself.

Drink when:

-Someone asks if they can come on Z job when you are shouting for specific jobs A,B,...,Y. (Finish your drink if you're 17/18 when this happens)
-The COR uses Tactician's Roll.
-The COR busts.
-Every time a BRD uses Minuet instead of March.
-Every time the BRD just stands around when it's HQ/EX Staff/Club/Dagger/Sword.


Take a shot when:

-Someone leaves after the first 4/5/6 when you shouted for more than one set of NMs.
-Someone leaves immediately after they get the drop they wanted. (Finish your drink if their excuse is creative.)
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By Quetzalcoatl.Dawnn 2012-07-28 02:03:18
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Finish your drink everytime someone d/c's
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 02:04:13
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Quetzalcoatl.Dawnn said: »
Finish your drink everytime someone d/c's

Get another and finish it too if they just got a rare drop on the previous fight.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Dawnn 2012-07-28 02:07:31
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Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Quetzalcoatl.Dawnn said: »
Finish your drink everytime someone d/c's

Get another and finish it too if they just got a rare drop on the previous fight.

Drink all your alcohol, then call your best friend and drink all of HIS alcohol when someone in your party goes 1/1 on said item you want. XD
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By Odin.Sawtelle 2012-07-28 02:11:09
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Quetzalcoatl.Dawnn said: »
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Quetzalcoatl.Dawnn said: »
Finish your drink everytime someone d/c's

Get another and finish it too if they just got a rare drop on the previous fight.

Drink all your alcohol, then call your best friend and drink all of HIS alcohol when someone in your party goes 1/1 on said item you want. XD
Do you just set up an Everclear IV drip when your friend goes 2/2?
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 02:13:18
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I've been the 2/2 friend before.

And it wasn't even something I can use!
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By Cerberus.Pleebo 2012-07-28 02:15:06
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Take a drink if someone asks to refill stones even though the shout said x6. Finish if the leader is a pussy and caves.
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By Bahamut.Cantontai 2012-07-28 02:15:44
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If we're extending it to parties:

Drink every time you recruit a blue mage who JUST melees and using CDC and never even attempts to proc blue magic/sword.
Drink every time a DD has a ridiculous subjob.
Drink every time someone OBVIOUSLY doesn't have temps/doesn't know how to use temps.
Drink every time the DRK doesn't have Twilight Scythe or the COR doesn't know that "SHIELD" means "GOGOGOCOR!"
Drink every time a whm casts Stona on the party leader (in my case, a blue mage in the mage party) when they say "Stona gogogo" instead of on the DDs who are repeatedly saying "Petri".
Drink every time it becomes obvious a DD doesn't have a weaponskill needed for proc unlocked.

Finish your drink if you range and then the party successfully kills the NM.
Finish your drink if you go 2 runs in a row without capping red.
Finish your drink if someone wearing Teal/Perle/Pink gets a drop you need.
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By Odin.Llewelyn 2012-07-28 02:24:01
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Bahamut.Cantontai said: »
Drink every time you get a tell saying "i just started ls event/x6 run/provenance, will you try to remember my name 35 minutes from now?"
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Someone asks if they can come on Z job when you are shouting for specific jobs A,B,...,Y.

Someone leaves after the first 4/5/6 when you shouted for more than one set of NMs.
Get these all the time. God I *** hate that.

Fenrir.Sylow said: »
The COR busts.
If this counts when you have an 11 up, you won't like me.
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 02:24:52
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Odin.Llewelyn said: »
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
-The COR busts.
If this counts when you have an 11 up, you won't like me.

The point of a drinking game is to get smashed, so yes, it counts '-'!

And I understand. I, too, am a Busty Betty.

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By Bismarck.Themuffingirl 2012-07-28 02:31:46
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Finish your drink if somebody has to walk to sky from Zi'Tah. Finish 2 if they're taking a chocobo from Mea! You'll have time.
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 02:32:42
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Bismarck.Themuffingirl said: »
Finish your drink if somebody has to walk to sky from Zi'Tah. Finish 2 if they're taking a chocobo from Mea! You'll have time.


Waterfall until they get there~
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By Carbuncle.Xenhas 2012-07-28 03:13:37
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Every time the NIN sporting full af3+2 and an 85 kannagi can't proc enfeebles
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By Cerberus.Funond 2012-07-28 03:26:10
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h2h5 with a mythic pup and a vere mnk in pt and neither will stop doing said ws before mob dies with 100% red, drink

grab a 1/5th n a straw if red cap is main point of contention on subsequent 5 runs from jishnu > smite > resolution > shoha spam (bonus if they complain procs were never called)
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 03:28:55
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I have the exact opposite problem. People will switch to shitty weapons to proc things like NQ club. Oh yay. Totally worth it!
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By Bahamut.Mizuharu 2012-07-28 03:30:44
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Take a Drink When...
... Someone forgets stones.
... Someone joins a x6 run, and asks if they can restock after 3/4/5. (If you tell them no and they still come along, but then warp after they use all of their stones, take two.)
... Someone has to walk.
... Someone forgets cells.
... Someone comes the wrong job.


Take a Shot When...
... You get 4 Crystal Petrifacts.
... A HQ/EV stagger appears but no one can proc it. (PUP stagger for example.)
... You get a log.
... get something other than armor in first slot. (Take 2 shots if its synthmats.)
... Someone dies and requires Raise, rather than having Reraise up.
... DDs die to attacks that can be blocked with Fanatic's.
... You get someone wearing Perle/Aurore (1 shot for each piece they're wearing.)
... For every weapon skill a DD performs that isn't in the same combat skill type as the HQ/EV stagger that was called out. (Unless the DD has no skill points (as in no skill. Not 0~gimp skill.) for the HQ/EV called.)
... For every spell a mage casts that isn't the same element as the type called. (WHMs do not apply in this situation as their first priority is healing.)

Down the Whole F@#king Bottle When...
... You get the item you wanted! (Victory Drink!)
... Your alliance wipes. (You might as well down another one or 50...)
... Time's up!
... A mule gets armor they'll never use.
... You forgot stones/cells.
... All the Black Mages or /BLMs warp while there are people that need Warp II.
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By Erito 2012-07-28 04:07:21
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-Take a drink if your blm warps you before you can open chest.
-Take a drink if someone pops other then the original person.
-Take a drink if your party wipes from Akvans deathly glare.
-Take a drink if your doing city paths and someone doesnt have maw for past.
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By Ragnarok.Kogenta 2012-07-28 04:19:19
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take a drink when...


...you are shouting for specific jobs and someone /tell you "i don't have those jobs, but i have X-job-that-you-already-have. Maybe you could ask someone in the ally to change?

...you join an ally with a BST in it and later you discover IT DOESN'T HAVE JUG FOR SHEEP ON HIM!

...you host a Brex run and an af3+1 blu join with lv 60 sword and without all trigger spell. But you can check him only at the rift and realize he is what he is after he can't land a single proc in 3 runs.

...someone says "i'm 1/1 on toci" or "i'm 1/(x<10) on toci"
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By Bahamut.Cantontai 2012-07-28 04:22:39
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Ragnarok.Kogenta said: »
drink and rage when...
...someone says "i'm 1/100 on toci"

I am not having very good luck with Pil.
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By Leviathan.Quetzacoatl 2012-07-28 04:23:41
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Take a drink when someone shouts, "VW GO!"

Bismarck.Themuffingirl said: »
Finish your drink if somebody has to walk to sky from Zi'Tah.
Lmao I've been guilty of this once before, it was Qilinx6 shout. It went unnoticed that I ran out of cruor buying ruby cells (all the cruor i had was wasted on shinryu and atmacites ><), so I had to run all the way to sky from the outpost...but it was so worth it since I got like 17 Heavy Metal Plates in 3 out of the 4 runs I was able to fight. XD
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By Ifrit.Therealchibo 2012-07-28 04:29:31
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Today alone I did one city clear and tested the theory of how drunk I should be if I followed the rules. I would have ended up in the hospital most likely. lmao
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-07-28 04:33:08
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Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Drink when:

-The COR busts.
Oh goodness, I'm going to be the death of the alli.
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 04:34:23
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As much as I joke, I really do find Voidwatch to be an enjoyable event.

More often, I'm pleased with the collective competency of my group than I'm annoyed by the incompetency of any single member.
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By Ramuh.Austar 2012-07-28 04:36:29
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Only cuz you make people take math quizzes to see who goes in the COR party
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-28 04:37:11
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That was pretty fantastic.

Also it was the COR+BRD party versus the COR only party.
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By Gimp 2012-07-28 06:43:36
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Bahamut.Cantontai said: »
If we're extending it to parties:

Drink every time you recruit a blue mage who JUST melees and using CDC and never even attempts to proc blue magic/sword.
Drink every time a DD has a ridiculous subjob.



To combine the two above in your quote and not to kill the humor of the the thread


Drink when your blue mage has a ridiculous subjob and melees fulltime with af+2/almace

Drink everytime you see a onehander with a silly offhand.

Drink everytime you see widowmaker, kriegmisser, hoarfrost blade, and other goofy ***put into the brd+cor pt over your emp.

Drink everytime when Ninjutsu Dark 5 is Kurayami and you know that the ally is S.O.L out of getting dat white. In fact drink a glass for everytime that it failed to land.
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By Asura.Akamatzu 2012-07-28 07:01:34
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Drink when:
It takes more then 30 seconds to clear the box.
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By Bismarck.Phetty 2012-07-28 07:27:31
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Do people really have that much trouble with Kurayami in Vw with ascetic only highly resistant give me any trouble. Sounds like you need to start asking the nin skill before inviting them instead of emp do you have it...
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2012-07-28 07:42:27
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This is the most dangerous drinking game I've ever seen o_O
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