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By Kell 2015-08-02 01:04:37
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Granted! Capslock is now loud enough to be audible to eyeballs, but so are all of the other keys and you go blind from the damage caused to your optic nerve as you type.

I wish for a beer volcano.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-08-02 01:09:13
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You got it. Your PBR volcano awaits.

I wish sugar didn't cause diabetes.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-08-02 15:28:15
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
You got it. Your PBR volcano awaits.

I wish sugar didn't cause diabetes.
Granted. diabetes is now cause from insulin resistance and/or not producing insulin.

I wish sugar was as good for us as it taste.
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By fonewear 2015-08-02 15:30:58
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
You got it. Your PBR volcano awaits.

I wish sugar didn't cause diabetes.
Granted. diabetes is now cause from insulin resistance and/or not producing insulin.

I wish sugar was as good for us as it taste.

Granted enjoy the sugar free mafia !

I wish I could sleep till the year 3000.
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By Aelius 2015-08-02 15:40:58
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Granted but the universe imploded in December 31, 2999.

I wish I had super powers.
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By Carbuncle.Jashin 2015-08-02 16:54:40
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Granted! However, your super power is being able to see through the clothes of overweight men.

I wish this soda was a little colder
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-08-03 00:07:05
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Carbuncle.Jashin said: »
Granted! However, your super power is being able to see through the clothes of overweight men.

I wish this soda was a little colder
Granted! Your soda is a little cooler. but then this guy steals it and drinks it all!


I wish I could find a copy of Doom64 for my N64
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2015-08-03 11:18:11
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Granted! There is now a copy of Doom64 listed on eBay, bundled with 99 other games for a mere $2000.00!

I wish I had a genetic clone, so he could do my job while I stay at home and do whatever I want.
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-08-03 14:04:53
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: »
I wish I had a genetic clone, so he could do my job while I stay at home and do whatever I want.
Granted! But while you are at work the girl you had been crushing on (and she had been crushing on you, you just were too dense to realize) gets enough courage to ask you out, so your clone accepts and he elopes with the girl of your dreams leaving you with an angry boss wondering why you left work early with a this note "Screw you all, I am leaving for good!"
Good luck!

I wish I had a fully functional iron man suit.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-08-03 15:41:09
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Granted, but you can never take it off even if you need to go to the bathroom.

I wish..you all well.
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By Phoenix.Dabackpack 2015-08-03 22:07:34
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
Granted, but you can never take it off even if you need to go to the bathroom.

I wish..you all well.

Granted! We all got well.


I wish I could draw!
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-08-04 00:36:16
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I wish I could draw!
Granted! But that is all you ever do now, no winning or losing, just draws.

I wish I was a rhino.
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By Soraishin 2015-08-04 00:41:25
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Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »

I wish I could draw!
Granted! But that is all you ever do now, no winning or losing, just draws.

I wish I was a rhino.

Granted! You become the most well known of your kind
I wish soda wasn't so bad for you.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-08-05 22:32:49
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Soraishin said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Phoenix.Dabackpack said: »

I wish I could draw!
Granted! But that is all you ever do now, no winning or losing, just draws.

I wish I was a rhino.

Granted! You become the most well known of your kind
I wish soda wasn't so bad for you.
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce.

I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-08-05 22:41:58
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce.

I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream

Done. It's Galka flavored.

I wish I had four arms.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2015-08-05 23:11:25
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce.

I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream

Done. It's Galka flavored.

I wish I had four arms.


granted, you have four arms, but they replace the rest of your body and legs so you walk around with four arms connected to your head.

i wish all the stuff i ordered online would get here tomorrow.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-08-05 23:11:30
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce.

I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream

Done. It's Galka flavored.

I wish I had four arms.


granted, you have four arms, but they replace the rest of your body and legs so you walk around with four arms connected to your head.

i wish all the stuff i ordered online would get here tomorrow.
It'll be on your doorstep tomorrow, but in the rush, everything was crushed.

I wish I had a cheese sombrero.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-08-07 20:59:11
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Yeah, that's right. No one can think of a way to corrupt owning a cheese sombrero. I win.
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By Asura.Vyre 2015-08-07 21:09:15
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce.

I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream

Done. It's Galka flavored.

I wish I had four arms.


granted, you have four arms, but they replace the rest of your body and legs so you walk around with four arms connected to your head.

i wish all the stuff i ordered online would get here tomorrow.
It'll be on your doorstep tomorrow, but in the rush, everything was crushed.

I wish I had a cheese sombrero.
You wear the cheese sombrero with pride, but much to your chagrin, you fall asleep in the car and it melts down your face over your shoulders and ruins your upholstery.

I wish I could speak fluent German.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-08-07 21:37:53
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Asura.Vyre said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce.

I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream

Done. It's Galka flavored.

I wish I had four arms.


granted, you have four arms, but they replace the rest of your body and legs so you walk around with four arms connected to your head.

i wish all the stuff i ordered online would get here tomorrow.
It'll be on your doorstep tomorrow, but in the rush, everything was crushed.

I wish I had a cheese sombrero.
You wear the cheese sombrero with pride, but much to your chagrin, you fall asleep in the car and it melts down your face over your shoulders and ruins your upholstery.

I wish I could speak fluent German.
Granted, but now WWIII happens, some idiot decides to nuke Germany as a "preemptive strike" due to the last 2 WWs, and German becomes a dead language. Congratulations, you just destroyed a country and a culture!

....I wish I could destroy a culture.......
 
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By Asura.Vyre 2015-08-07 21:49:34
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Ragnarok.Josiahfk said: »
Asura.Vyre said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce. I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream
Done. It's Galka flavored. I wish I had four arms.
granted, you have four arms, but they replace the rest of your body and legs so you walk around with four arms connected to your head. i wish all the stuff i ordered online would get here tomorrow.
It'll be on your doorstep tomorrow, but in the rush, everything was crushed. I wish I had a cheese sombrero.
You wear the cheese sombrero with pride, but much to your chagrin, you fall asleep in the car and it melts down your face over your shoulders and ruins your upholstery. I wish I could speak fluent German.
Granted! but it's 1945 and you're executed for doing so in the wrong place

I wish I had a million dollars, I wish I had a million dollars.
You get a million dollars, but then lose it before you see a dime of it, because Kingnobody successfully destroys all of Canada.

Kingnobody successfully destroys Canada, and with it, the world's supply of maple syrup. However, the rest of the world retaliates, and Kingnobody is captured and executed.

I wish I could blow up the ocean.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-08-07 21:53:16
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Asura.Vyre said: »
Ragnarok.Josiahfk said: »
Asura.Vyre said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted. Soda isn't bad for you, but it's now illegal to produce. I wish there was FFXI flavored ice cream
Done. It's Galka flavored. I wish I had four arms.
granted, you have four arms, but they replace the rest of your body and legs so you walk around with four arms connected to your head. i wish all the stuff i ordered online would get here tomorrow.
It'll be on your doorstep tomorrow, but in the rush, everything was crushed. I wish I had a cheese sombrero.
You wear the cheese sombrero with pride, but much to your chagrin, you fall asleep in the car and it melts down your face over your shoulders and ruins your upholstery. I wish I could speak fluent German.
Granted! but it's 1945 and you're executed for doing so in the wrong place

I wish I had a million dollars, I wish I had a million dollars.
You get a million dollars, but then lose it before you see a dime of it, because Kingnobody successfully destroys all of Canada.

Kingnobody successfully destroys Canada, and with it, the world's supply of maple syrup. However, the rest of the world retaliates, and Kingnobody is captured and executed.

I wish I could blow up the ocean.
You blow up the Arctic Ocean, which in turns creates a bigger hole in the ozone and causes Global Warming.

And then I blow up Canada for fun again.

I wish my peons employees weren't such retards...
 
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-08-07 21:58:52
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Phoenix.Josiahfk said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
You blow up the Arctic Ocean, which in turns creates a bigger hole in the ozone and causes Global Warming. And then I blow up Canada for fun again. I wish my peons employees weren't such retards...
Granted. They are now way the *** smarter than you and easily get your lazy *** fired.

I wish it wasn't raining so hard right now
Granted, it starts to snow.

I really wish my peons employees weren't such retards, hell, I'm willing to risk losing my job to one of them if they get their ***straight....
 
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-08-07 23:50:53
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Phoenix.Josiahfk said: »
Double jeopardy wishing error error error
This is not random thoughts!
You just broke the game/thread! Damn Canadian, why you have to Josiah'd it?

I wish you would stop Josiahing everything!
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By Aelius 2015-08-08 00:06:08
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Granted. However, you've just KingNobodied it.

I wish for something explicit.
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By volkom 2015-08-08 00:19:42
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granted it will be a box office hit but you'll never know after you land yourself in a coma.

wish everyone went poof
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