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 Ragnarok.Hevans
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-11-15 15:19:46
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What does it further in ones life, to know what happens in death? Spit in the eye of the maker and live to the fullest my friend. Life is for living. Whether you're cursed or damned, you still gotta feed the children.
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 Siren.Mosin
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-15 15:51:55
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I live in spite of life sometimes it seems. yeesh.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-15 18:35:10
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I live in spite of life sometimes it seems. yeesh.
Or it’s because the goddess hates you and the longer you live the longer you are not in her presence?

But still... live it up!!
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 Siren.Mosin
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 09:20:16
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Lights the bonfire of the thursdays with toilet paper and kerosene.

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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:29:20
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Lights the bonfire of the thursdays with toilet paper and kerosene.


All right, but once the nasty vapors have burned off light a taper for the opium pipe.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:30:02
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
What does it further in ones life, to know what happens in death? Spit in the eye of the maker and live to the fullest my friend. Life is for living. Whether you're cursed or damned, you still gotta feed the children.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 09:34:47
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You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 09:49:43
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You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.

Don’t tell him what to do, broosevelt!
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:52:41
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You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.

Oh, ah.

He did not specify. I didn't want to be on the hook for someone else's demon spawn.

Though still. I guess I get my niece and nephews sugared up pretty good at Christmastime so...eh.

Maybe he has a point after all.

***.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 09:53:07
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Siren.Mosin said: »
You don't have any children, you don't have to feed them brah.

Don’t tell him what to do, broosevelt!

He gave me the option. Get off his back, Broseph Stalin.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 09:57:16
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DONT TELL MEH WHUT TAHDOO, BROFESSOR X!
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:00:32
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DONT TELL MEH WHUT TAHDOO, BROFESSOR X!

Learn to spell. You didn't give up that eye for nothing, Brodin.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:03:34
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Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:06:10
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Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!

You're angry. You're probably just hungry.

Re-up your carbrohydrates with some Spaghetti-BrO's.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 10:10:55
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Siren.Mosin said: »
This might be the opium talking, but the longer I survive the more I'm convinced that there IS a god and she hates me.

that sounds more like booze doing the talking...

/motions PARKER to refill Mosin's pipe

tldr version- <daisy wheel printer noises>
I crunched the numbers... and it's mathematically impossible an all powerful deity is bored enough to *** with you today buddy...

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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:12:45
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TL;DR Hallelujah, and holy ***. Pass the Tylenol.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:13:34
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Ramyrez said: »
Zerowone said: »
Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!

You're angry. You're probably just hungry.

Re-up your carbrohydrates with some Spaghetti-BrO's.

Thanks Broseidon! You’re like Brostradamus foreseeing my raging hunger! Like David you bested the Broliath.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:17:29
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Ramyrez said: »
Zerowone said: »
Don’t Tell Me How To Spell, Bro Chi Minh!

You're angry. You're probably just hungry.

Re-up your carbrohydrates with some Spaghetti-BrO's.

Thanks Broseidon! You’re like Brostradamus foreseeing my raging hunger! Like David you bested the Broliath.

Hey. There's no need to engage in hyperverbrosity.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:23:47
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I Brosé All Day in order to make gains with my Brocabulary.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:33:22
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I Brosé All Day in order to make gains with my Brocabulary.

Write a book with all them words, like Bilbro Baggins.
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 10:33:24
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O sweet math you comforting little ***.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:34:18
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Ramyrez said: »
TL;DR Hallelujah, and holy ***. Pass the Tylenol.

Ibu-Brofen.
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:36:37
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Zerowone said: »
Ramyrez said: »
TL;DR Hallelujah, and holy ***. Pass the Tylenol.

Ibu-Brofen.

Nah, it's acetamibrophen.
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By Zerowone 2017-11-16 10:39:33
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Ramyrez said: »
Zerowone said: »
I Brosé All Day in order to make gains with my Brocabulary.

Write a book with all them words, like Bilbro Baggins.

It needs a title though. I’ve been working on some ideas:

“Brohemian Rhapsody”

“Book of Bromosapien”

“Bropocalypse Now”
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 10:56:57
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Siren.Mosin said: »
O sweet math you comforting little ***.

yeah...unless there really is a purgatory... and we're all penned into a giant waiting room with the 110 billion other *** that died before us... staring at a giant counter that goes up to infinity...listening to the girl from ipanema on the muzak for a couple of eternities.... waiting...waiting....waiting...WAITING!!!

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/gets all sweaty and claustrophobic
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By Ramyrez 2017-11-16 10:59:36
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...listening to the girl from ipanema on the muzak for a couple of eternities.... waiting...waiting....waiting...WAITING!!!

Because she doesn't seeeee.

She doesn't seeeee meeeee.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 11:12:17
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Ramyrez said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
...listening to the girl from ipanema on the muzak for a couple of eternities.... waiting...waiting....waiting...WAITING!!!

Because she doesn't seeeee.
She doesn't seeeee meeeee.

I can't stand being around all the people that are alive right now...
and how many do we actually come in contact with? PARKER!?

then I try to imagine being trapped anywhere with everybody ever... HOLY ***! or even half of everybody if they split us all up....

I don't care if flying unicorns ***rainbows across vanilla skies... you won't even need any fire and brimstone... my brain will snap like a dry twig in seconds....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 11:16:25
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PARKER Edit:

It's estimated that we only interact with about 80,000 people in an entire lifetime.... or 0.00001052631 of the total number of ***
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-11-16 11:37:31
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yikes.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-11-16 11:40:51
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Siren.Mosin said: »
yikes.

I emphatically second that yikes...
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