Have You Ever...?

Oops...Forgot this one. Yes. That game gets bad!!! LOL!

Have you ever wondered how long it would take for a FFXIAH version of 'Never Have I Ever' to get nuked?

Never thought about it but doubt it would take long if alcohol was invloved...

Only someone who knows the random *** laws we have here in Canada will get where this one comes from...

Have you ever dragged a dead horse down Young street on a sunday?

No but I have seen a dead horse on Young street on a weekday :3 yeah some guy drove into one of the cops on a horse...

Have you ever driven drunk?

Nope, but it definitely sounds like something to try once in my life (but on a friday).

Have you ever gone dancing and singing in the rain?

Yup!

Have you ever performed on a stage?

No, not that I recall. Hence, not Sober.
Have you ever wet yourself, literally, post puberty?

Yes, it was terrifying.

Have you ever snapped on a co-worker?

No, but a co-worker snapped on me.

Have you ever been knocked out with the sleeper hold?

Sorta, I guess.. You know where you bend over, take 10 deep breaths, hold the last and someone squeezes the veins/arteries in your neck and you pass out? Yeah, we used to do that a lot.. A lot.. Basically the same thing.

Have you ever been so drunk you couldn't get your pants open/down in time and pissed on yourself?

This works for two of the 'Have you ever's'...

I know a guy who got so drunk at his stag and doe, he was running up the stairs to go number 2, tripped up them, and crapped his pants because of it.

Edit - I used to do that in elementary school too.

Have you ever been to the drunk tank?

Nope, I sobered up the one time I got buzzed before the MPs could really catch me....
Have you ever had a pet monkey?

Yes. It was one of those "Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!" moments.

A friend of mine, for some reason, wanted to demonstrate a sleeper hold, so I volunteered. I thought I was holding up fine, but I felt the need to tap out of the hold. I passed out the instant my friend released the hold and let me go. I flopped straight backwards and slammed my head hard on the concrete patio.

Blood spattered on the patio where my head hit, blood started to pool, and my friend flipped out thinking he had killed me. After about 15 seconds, I woke up and frantically tried to get up. Up on my feet, I was completely unbalanced, wobbly, fists up, and totally unaware of what was going on. Before sorta-completely regaining consciousness, I threw a straight punch and connected solidly with another friend's nose, breaking it.

Blood was everywhere, between the splatter spot where my head hit the concrete, and all the blood drippings from the gash in my head and from my friend's broken nose. Everyone sported a bloody shirt to some degree. One silly sleeper hold resulted in one broken nose, one mild concussion, and one deep headwound which required 4 staples to close.

That kids is why your spidey sense should tingle if you ever hear the words "Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!"

Have you ever found someone of the same sex appealing enough that maybe ... sort of ... if everything worked out juuuust right ... that you'd consider a romantic relationship with them?

EDIT: Wow, I didn't think I had this tab open for that long. Haha, my bad. >.<

yes I had a pet monkey

Q: Have you ever liked Kuroganashi !? (LOL, I already know the answer to that but be funny to see how many say it)

We know of one person who did.

Have you ever known anyone who became a porn star?

Not outside of my own video collection, sadly.

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date but, a year to make love, she wanted you to wait?

I think here is a fine line between the 2 sometimes. Though I dont think I could ever really hate my guy.

have you ever slept with someone you really didnt like just cause you knew you could get laid?

That comedian is pretty good

See now, I never woulda made this link, but you had to post music, then all I could hear in my head is this:


I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER!

Oddly enough, I have. Sorta.
More pin up model/burlesque dancer then anything else
Just go and Google "Go Go Amy"

Haven't seen her in about 15+ years

Bo Burnham is amazing!

He's also hot! <3

Yep. Ask the old BF...LOL!

Have you ever done a keg stand?

Nope! Don't drink! :3

Have you ever fallen asleep on the display beds at furniture stores?

I fell asleep at brookstone in a recliner/massage chair with an erection(have you ever wondered where I stole that line from? me too)

Have you ever wondered how we can make this game dirtier

edit-nvm I found it

I have a pretty good idea, but are you trying to encourage the wrath of Google?



^^^LOVE 'Death to Smoochy' by the way.

Have you ever wondered what the mods/admins think about our shenanigans?

i was genuinely curious whats dirtier than sex and drugs

Krizz >> Ahh! Just got home to cheesy spaghetti! Omnomnomnom! Now time to check FFXIAH.com and be the moderator that I am!

(Logs in)
(Sees threads like, "Who's your favorite porn star?!")



Have you ever wondering what FFXI job you would be in real life? (No job changing)

I would be THF or NIN. Seriously I sneak up on ppl all the time and dont even mean to. I hide in plain site and ppl are like, where the f were you?